My pee hole has gotten alarmingly larger in the past year or two (grown way more, proportionally, than it did in the previous 36 yrs). Should I be concerned? I'm afraid the whole assembly may invert if it keeps up at this exponential rate.

9/7/2022 1:17:12 AM

Not that there’s ANYTHING wrong with that

9/7/2022 1:43:32 AM

It sounds like you're entering Second Puberty. Congratulations! You should see a second wang sprouting from the larger pee hole within a few months.

9/7/2022 9:24:01 AM

Congrats, dustm. You're embarking on a beautiful journey...




[Edited on September 7, 2022 at 10:47 AM. Reason : thesaurus]

9/7/2022 10:45:17 AM

paging slappy1

9/7/2022 5:42:58 PM

Easy to use is relative

9/7/2022 5:43:46 PM

How do you know it's exponential? Did you track the growth and do curve-fitting?

9/7/2022 11:45:38 PM

That comic cracks me up every time. I hope my peen isn't preggo, though.

^No sure how much it deviates from a true parabolic curve, but my occasional observations over the past few years form a scatter plot that's vaguely exponential in time to pee hole size. I really wish I kept better data; I wonder if it correlates to my increased experimentation with sounding and dick torture over the past couple years. Unfortunately, we may never know.

9/12/2022 9:27:32 AM

Exponential != parabolic

Parabola = x^2
Exponential = a^x

9/12/2022 10:26:59 AM