The old lady and I got swindled into buying 3 boxes of Girl Scout cookies outside of HT the other day, gave them a $20 and the mom gave me a fiver back from a wad of cash she probably pulled out of her cleavage. When were walking away the evil little shit (probably around 5 or 6 years old) was yelling at us multiple times at the top of her lungs to let us and every other person around know they accept donations too. Bitch I already gave you $15, no need to guilt shame…future Scentsy saleswoman material?

2/6/2023 9:10:59 PM

I'm pretty sure thin mints had two sleeves of 20 cookies apiece, until it went down to 15 apiece this year.. right?

2/6/2023 9:26:00 PM

Just go into the store and buy the cookies that are just like girl scout cookies and walk outside and eat the cookies in front of them

2/6/2023 9:56:27 PM

That doesn’t work

2/7/2023 12:48:15 AM

It does if you spit on them

2/7/2023 10:04:50 AM

there's a good ~15min podcast recently done by the freakonomics people on girl scout cookies

2/7/2023 10:37:32 AM

At least drop the link you heathen.
https://freakonomics.com/podcast/girl-scout-cookies/

2/7/2023 12:29:07 PM

what the fuck else to girl scouts do tho?

who gets the money?

what are they doing with the money?

2/7/2023 12:59:28 PM

they set up in the brickyard for a few days last week

2/7/2023 3:48:54 PM

They buy fancy Power Wheels and Barbie dolls…that sweet dough goes straight to their pockets. Fewer and fewer cookies for the same price and more fancy Power Wheels driving around

2/7/2023 7:01:31 PM

How much are they now, when my daughter sold them it was $3 a box I think

2/7/2023 7:08:58 PM

Five dolla

2/7/2023 7:09:51 PM

. . . Footlong!

2/7/2023 8:07:50 PM

^^^5 dollars a box

they had a whole line of students too, probably made well into the hundreds within an hour or two
and then they left and another pair of girls came and set up, they were taking shifts or something lmao

2/8/2023 8:32:44 AM

The exact same cookies can be purchased from Walmart for like $1.39.

Are boys allowed in Girl Scouts? Just curious.

2/8/2023 4:04:25 PM

2/8/2023 4:45:43 PM

^^Biological boys are definitely allowed.

2/8/2023 7:21:27 PM

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"The exact same cookies can be purchased from Walmart for like $1.39."

Lies...the Girl (or "Girl") Scouts make those cookies by hand from scratch. Why else would they sell 15 shitty cookies for 5 bucks?

2/8/2023 8:30:56 PM

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"Are boys allowed in Girl Scouts? Just curious."

Girls can join the Boy Scouts, but boys can't join the Girl Scouts. Girls aren't capable of sexual assault. [/s]

2/8/2023 8:58:59 PM

^I don't think any boy would want to sell cookies and sew anyways

I swear though, I did boy scouts in elementary school for like a short while and then left it but like the popcorn they made us sell got several people sick

2/9/2023 3:34:00 AM

The popcorn is way too overpriced now.

My daughter is in "boy scouts" now.

you have cheap popcorn, regular popcorn, and gourmet popcorn.
back in my day, the scout popcorn was in line with the prices of the gourmet popcorn
now its just way out of line expensive, and it seems the quality has gone way down.

2/12/2023 3:47:25 PM

Boy scout popcorn has always been shit-tier

2/12/2023 4:30:18 PM

What's the price of shit(-tier popcorn)?

2/12/2023 6:58:57 PM

About three fiddy

2/12/2023 7:31:55 PM

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2/13/2023 4:46:39 PM

but in that price you also get a tin for your mother to keep random supplies in!

2/13/2023 6:21:01 PM

you can also get tins from walmart, target, and lots of other places for better prices

I have sugar in one, flour in another, etc...

2/14/2023 1:28:55 PM

Seen outside the door at a grocery store with girl scouts actively selling cookies -

2/19/2023 11:36:18 PM

literally three girl scout cookie tables set up in a straight line within 30 yards

what is this monopolistic competition or perfect, neither
it is out of the bounds of classical economics

2/20/2023 11:24:39 AM

Quote :

" Fewer and fewer cookies for the same price and more fancy Power Wheels driving around"

2/20/2023 12:38:01 PM