Walter All American 7638 Posts user info edit post |
Thinking of getting into burial plot flipping…tips? 5/20/2023 9:42:35 PM
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Kickstand All American 11435 Posts user info edit post |
Go for it. People are dying to get into it. 5/20/2023 9:47:49 PM
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StTexan Suggestions??? 6512 Posts user info edit post |
^people literally die to get into it 5/20/2023 9:53:41 PM
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TreeTwista10 Forgetful Jones 147882 Posts user info edit post |
The Property Pallbearer Brothers 5/20/2023 10:10:17 PM
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Walter All American 7638 Posts user info edit post |
“Watch us take this vacant burial plot from drab to fab!” 5/21/2023 9:45:57 AM
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The Coz Tempus Fugitive 25121 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "^people literally die to get into it" |
I wonder whether that was the joke. . . 5/21/2023 11:25:04 AM
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BubbleBobble :3 114050 Posts user info edit post |
^ha 5/21/2023 9:03:30 PM
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Kickstand All American 11435 Posts user info edit post |
Spoiler alert
That was the joke. 5/22/2023 12:07:54 PM
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fatcatt316 All American 3798 Posts user info edit post |
More of that classic deadpan humor 5/22/2023 1:27:21 PM
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Bullet All American 28092 Posts user info edit post |
When I was a young kid, my dad told me that every time we drove past a cemetery ("people are dying to get in there") 5/22/2023 1:45:34 PM
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The Coz Tempus Fugitive 25121 Posts user info edit post |
^Same, except he would phrase it as a question. "You know why they had to put up a fence around the cemetery? Because people were dying to get in!" (Groans from the backseat)] 5/22/2023 2:11:28 PM
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Walter All American 7638 Posts user info edit post |
Business/Marketing Strategy:
1) Deploy sales team to mass-casualty events where the victims are missing/unrecoverable (9/11…MH370…Pompei…etc). 2) Talk to relatives so you can find victims who had purchased a burial plot for themselves, which are now useless with nothing to bury. 3) Offer pennies on the dollar. 4) ???? 5/22/2023 4:39:53 PM
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Walter All American 7638 Posts user info edit post |
Seems like a good deal even for $800…think I can lowball them for like $300, spruce up the plot a bit (pull weeds, add flowers, maybe some “Welcome Home” signs or something), then flip it for a cool $1,000
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/819854379519576 9/13/2023 4:32:07 PM
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emnsk All American 2533 Posts user info edit post |
there's gotta be some money in starting some remote/exotic burial cemetery locations
like up in a mountain somewhere, planting a tree with the body or something or in the prairie
probably exists already
but if not, that's the business to go into 9/13/2023 4:39:57 PM
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The Coz Tempus Fugitive 25121 Posts user info edit post |
Coffin Flopping is a better business model:
9/13/2023 6:57:32 PM
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PaulISdead All American 8626 Posts user info edit post |
These need to be converted to multiuse developments 9/13/2023 9:07:13 PM
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Bullet All American 28092 Posts user info edit post |
^somewhat relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR6tpI1_ASE 9/14/2023 1:16:33 PM
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