Thinking of getting into burial plot flipping…tips?

5/20/2023 9:42:35 PM

Go for it. People are dying to get into it.

5/20/2023 9:47:49 PM

^people literally die to get into it

5/20/2023 9:53:41 PM

The Property Pallbearer Brothers

5/20/2023 10:10:17 PM

“Watch us take this vacant burial plot from drab to fab!”

5/21/2023 9:45:57 AM

Quote :

"^people literally die to get into it"

I wonder whether that was the joke. . .

5/21/2023 11:25:04 AM

^ha

5/21/2023 9:03:30 PM

Spoiler alert























That was the joke.

5/22/2023 12:07:54 PM

More of that classic deadpan humor

5/22/2023 1:27:21 PM

When I was a young kid, my dad told me that every time we drove past a cemetery ("people are dying to get in there")

5/22/2023 1:45:34 PM

^Same, except he would phrase it as a question. "You know why they had to put up a fence around the cemetery? Because people were dying to get in!" (Groans from the backseat)

5/22/2023 2:11:28 PM

Business/Marketing Strategy:

1) Deploy sales team to mass-casualty events where the victims are missing/unrecoverable (9/11…MH370…Pompei…etc).
2) Talk to relatives so you can find victims who had purchased a burial plot for themselves, which are now useless with nothing to bury.
3) Offer pennies on the dollar.
4) ????

5/22/2023 4:39:53 PM