today is election day, don’t forget to not vote for him

he wants to use tax money to demolish schools, churches, and homeless shelters and build mountain bike trails in their place

[Edited on October 10, 2023 at 10:04 AM. Reason : x]

10/10/2023 9:58:06 AM

Fuck that guy. Remember when Shadowrunner called him out for plagiarizing a Soap Box post and he "quit" the Wolf Web with a weepy thread?

10/10/2023 1:17:08 PM

https://matthewgronke.com/

Quote :

"Many people don’t know this, but the unofficial motto for the Town of Cary Government is “The Local Government that Doesn’t Exist.” Consider what that means to you. To me, it means a town government that is inactive and unresponsive to the needs of the community."

Should've majored in literature with that one

10/10/2023 3:03:57 PM

i am guessing he will receive 72 votes

10/10/2023 4:14:29 PM

He's sure to get lots of votes with his geocities-ass website

10/10/2023 4:19:56 PM

Who has that video of him running around on Hillsborough Street like a crazy person doing weak ass parkour?

10/10/2023 4:25:18 PM

Quote :

"his geocities-ass website"

not that there's anything wrong with that

10/10/2023 4:40:32 PM

I, too, would like to be a stay-at-home parent

10/10/2023 4:45:37 PM

Quote :

" To me, it look like a leprechaun means a town government that is inactive and unresponsive to the needs of the community, to me "

10/10/2023 4:47:17 PM

God?

10/10/2023 5:10:52 PM

evan would vote for him

10/10/2023 5:23:53 PM

Quote :

"Many people don’t know this. . ."

Textbook Trump opener. Or closer.

10/10/2023 5:51:00 PM

^lol believe me

10/10/2023 7:04:39 PM

So, his whole platform is bike lanes?

10/10/2023 10:04:24 PM

no, bike lanes are useful for transportation

he want bike trails that just loop back to where they start

anyway, he is outperforming my projection. with 60% reporting he has like 400 votes (4%)

[Edited on October 10, 2023 at 10:16 PM. Reason : t]

10/10/2023 10:13:44 PM

Oh this explains a lot

10/10/2023 10:17:12 PM

10/11/2023 9:41:46 AM

Oh man, I picked a good day to check TWW. He was in the News & Observer.
https://archive.ph/gTboq

Quote :

"What specific life experiences or skills have prepared you for town governance? Raising a toddler has given me experience in dealing with people who often can’t be reasoned with and throw tantrums whenever their needs aren’t met. Please make note of any endorsements you’ve received that you consider to be important. My son says he would vote for me, but that would require lowering the voting age to 4. If you have any other goals or issues that you’d like to address, please do so here. There has been some discussion online about whether or not I am a “serious candidate.” I would like to make it clear that I most certainly am. While I do not have the financial or institutional backing of a major local party platform, I am serious about wanting to change this town for the better. Thank you for reading."

10/11/2023 4:36:17 PM

Damn, he's insulting the only person who said that'd they vote for him

10/11/2023 4:42:58 PM

I wonder if he's running for council, or biking for council?

10/11/2023 5:36:53 PM

Quote :

"There has been some discussion online about whether or not I am a “serious candidate.” I would like to make it clear that I most certainly am."

10/11/2023 6:18:18 PM

in hindsight i wish he had won

the public record would have been a source of endless entertainment

10/11/2023 6:20:27 PM

stay-at-home husband... FPS

10/11/2023 9:05:54 PM

would you lot vote Greylin for Raleigh City Council?

10/12/2023 1:01:13 AM

^^^^"I put on my robe and wizard hat!"

^Maybe if I lived there.

10/12/2023 6:30:36 AM

^ it might help her win if you voted regardless of where you live

10/12/2023 9:43:42 AM

Sounds like a very conservative idea!

10/12/2023 10:52:30 AM

i’ll consider voting for her once the main question in every TWW user’s mind is answered:

is she gonna FDT?

10/12/2023 12:34:26 PM

Thanks for your unwavering support!

Free Palestine.

10/12/2023 4:07:04 PM

(With purchase of another Palestine of equal or greater value.)

Unfortunately, I think I'm going to have to devalue Palestine now that most of one part of it is straight rubble.

Thanks for stopping by, God.

10/12/2023 4:22:23 PM

this thread is now a town council candidate forum

10/12/2023 4:43:51 PM

Or low priced Palestine depending on palesurcumstance

10/12/2023 6:08:14 PM