1) Chug 1-gallon jug of water before going through security
2) Bring empty jug through security
3) Piss out your gallon of water back into the jug
4)

3/15/2024 11:34:28 PM

If only there was some sort of water dispensing device inside of airports???

3/15/2024 11:43:31 PM

^ in this scenario the urethra would be the water dispensing device. And it would be inside the airport. So it’s kinda the same thing

3/16/2024 12:11:20 AM

Thanks for the tip, Walter. Can you give any advice on smuggling budgies?

3/16/2024 12:49:02 AM

^^^I only drink bottled water and I’m not paying airport prices for my water so that’s a no-go for me

[Edited on March 16, 2024 at 12:53 PM. Reason : .]

3/16/2024 12:52:59 PM

You could drink the collected airport sink water through a LifeStraw rather than drinking your own urine. Or even collect some water from the toilet bowl.

3/16/2024 1:11:38 PM

I did this until I died of hyponatremia on a Spirit airlines flight.

3/16/2024 4:06:51 PM

RIP Kickstand



GNSP

3/16/2024 4:22:06 PM

lmfao

3/16/2024 7:52:34 PM