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Kickstand
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Rank the top 5 most absurd WOLF WEB phrases.

Off the top of my head I have:

1. I got raped, but it's okay because he was hot as fuck.

2. What's a n00b mean? I'm not black if that's what you are refeering to.

3. Come say that shit to my face, faggot.

4. Can't sleep. Miss my Tony. (This one needs context)

5. Can our pee kill bushes?

8/14/2024 9:56:23 AM

justinh524
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Separated but cam eback together or whatever it was

Alcohol cabnit

Helluva deal

Rack focus

Michael Glapion is a thief and a liar

8/14/2024 6:51:04 PM

TreeTwista10
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wtf is Helluva deal

8/14/2024 8:00:17 PM

beatsunc
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fuck that races shit clint

8/14/2024 8:37:10 PM

StTexan
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He said absurd not beloved

8/14/2024 9:00:33 PM

aaronburro
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You know how we do

8/14/2024 9:22:12 PM

PaulISdead
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I'm not black if that's what you mean

8/14/2024 9:51:53 PM

justinh524
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"wtf is Helluva deal"


I can't find the original that but I'm pretty sure it was some classifieds shenanigans

8/14/2024 10:34:00 PM

justinh524
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fuck that rases shit clint was great. I wish it originated on tww and not a dead hookers facebook page

8/14/2024 10:38:13 PM

LaserSoup
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I taped a quarter to my asshole

chicken bone earings

8/15/2024 12:12:21 AM

StTexan
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Quarter of what?

8/15/2024 12:18:35 AM

smoothcrim
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keep it jungle b

8/15/2024 11:00:16 AM

Sweden
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mn1rocibittdnl

8/15/2024 2:38:46 PM

rjrumfel
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Come on people

GNSP

8/15/2024 3:39:24 PM

Bullet
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Shut the Bed

Please, I have a match tonight (is this right??)



[Edited on August 15, 2024 at 3:51 PM. Reason : Actually, I guess these aren't really "Absurd"]

8/15/2024 3:44:39 PM

Walter
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"I can't find the original that but I'm pretty sure it was some classifieds shenanigans"



https://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=594220

8/15/2024 4:04:38 PM

smoothcrim
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bwn?
let's do lunch, k?

8/15/2024 6:28:07 PM

smoothcrim
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-ZiP!-

8/15/2024 6:28:37 PM

Walter
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PackPlayer12 is a thief and a liar

8/15/2024 9:02:35 PM

moron
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Please guys I have a match toNight

8/16/2024 12:15:14 AM

Wraith
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"4. Can't sleep. Miss my Tony. (This one needs context)"


That one was from user cddweller who was talking about how she was having trouble sleeping without her boyfriend (Tony) in bed with her. Didn't seem irregular at first until it was revealed that Tony was 60+ yrs old and she was like 23.

8/16/2024 11:36:10 AM

TreeTwista10
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"My dad's 61, Tony's 57."

8/16/2024 11:50:32 AM

justinh524
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Tony is dead now right?

[Edited on August 16, 2024 at 5:09 PM. Reason : Also he was an aabusive drunk iirc]

8/16/2024 4:57:42 PM

emnsk
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If only it was 47 instead of 57, would've fit in perfectly...

8/16/2024 7:08:29 PM

PaulISdead
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Blurred out pellegrino

8/16/2024 9:13:08 PM

Kickstand
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Quote :
"Didn't seem irregular at first until it was revealed that Tony was 60+ yrs old and she was like 23."

Exactly. Pretty ordinary phrase, unless your boyfriend is almost 40 years older.

Here's my new list based on some memories y'all reminded me.
1. I got raped, but it's okay because he was hot as fuck.
2. Come say that shit to my face, faggot.
3.What's a n00b mean? I'm not black if that's what you are referring to.
4. Can't sleep. Miss my Tony.
5. Please guys I have a match tonight!
Honorable mentions:
bwn?
Rack focus
Michael Glapion is a thief and a liar

8/16/2024 10:18:00 PM

TreeTwista10
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I don't think bwn originated on tww

8/16/2024 10:47:20 PM

justinh524
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let's do lunch k

8/16/2024 11:23:13 PM

Money_Jones
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Wasnt there something about “cocaine laced with deworming agent”

Was that part of the last one on that ^^^ list?

8/17/2024 7:04:19 AM

The Coz
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^^^
You gonna argue with this?!

Quote :
"It has also been significant in transmitting many Internet memes through the NCSU student body (notably the terms pwnt, bwn, and FDT)."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TheWolfWeb

I understand that transmitting isn't the same as originating. But you, sir, are no Henrico Flatchery!

8/17/2024 9:38:50 AM

Kickstand
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"let's do lunch k"


Although extremely prevalent, I think it was used about 90,000 times by one user.

8/17/2024 10:46:19 AM

Wraith
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"Wasnt there something about “cocaine laced with deworming agent”"


There was this guy Greg Hyer years ago. I don't remember what it was, but he did something to piss off TWW so everyone just started saying that he sold them cocaine laced with deworming agent so that anytime someone googled his name, it would come up.

We also forgot KEVIN CORCHIANI IS FIRST MOVIE!

8/29/2024 9:49:26 AM

Lionheart
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[Edited on August 29, 2024 at 1:14 PM. Reason : what is this a picture for ants...]

8/29/2024 1:14:14 PM

justinh524
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" I don't remember what it was"


He added a shit-ton of people on like google+ or something and spammed with his dumb ass scam business shit.

RIP Greg

8/29/2024 1:41:08 PM

FroshKiller
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I don't like dredging this up, but I feel compelled to point out that RattlerRyan actually said:

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"Consider yourself officially called out you faggot

you think you're tough? Then come say the shit you said about me and my friends on TWW to our faces

Can't wait to see your bitch ass crying when you get taken out"


It's the "me and my friends...to our faces" that actually makes it funny in my opinion. Only the tuffest of talk.

8/29/2024 8:50:12 PM

Kickstand
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I see what you mean!

Come talk your shit to me and my friends so they can help me beat your ass!

8/30/2024 11:03:27 AM

ShinAntonio
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Quote :
"Can't sleep. Miss my Tony. (This one needs context)"


I think it was "Addicted to my Tony, can't sleep"

8/30/2024 7:45:57 PM

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