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I just installed a cheap one. If it is awesome, will buy a more expensive one next time. This one was about $60 made by Kohler. I tested it but haven't had to poop yet unfortunately, seems like it will do a decent job, i feel like its default position is best

10/12/2024 12:27:58 AM

Guess what? And by the way. Now here's the deal. I'm being serious right now.

10/12/2024 1:06:20 AM

That act in one of the prior bidens would be better

10/12/2024 1:12:30 AM

I'll never go back to not using one.

10/12/2024 2:26:01 AM

If the Japanese won WW2 we wouldn't have to tolerate swamp ass after a morning blowshit at the coffee shop.

[Edited on October 12, 2024 at 10:31 AM. Reason : A]

10/12/2024 10:31:18 AM

Just took a dump...it was ok. Definitely less wiping, may need to figure out exactly where to sit so its a perfect bullseye. Also left on default nozzle, might try the one with just one jet.

10/12/2024 1:47:40 PM

Thank you for keeping us apprised of these important developments.

10/12/2024 2:10:55 PM

Saving one sphincter at a time

10/12/2024 2:17:38 PM

$60 is high for a cold water bidet

$20-30 all day long at Wal-Mart. As a long-time owner, please to make sure you have the correct toilet seat for it. You can't use the flimsy plastic seats. The seat has to be rigid with an even gap (think of a wood seat) or else you'll pinch the hoses.

10/14/2024 7:37:28 PM

i respectfully disagree with like everything you said

10/14/2024 7:47:36 PM

At least you did it respectfully.

Thanks for helping lower the temperature of this bidet confrontation.

10/14/2024 7:48:59 PM

You're welcome bro. We all poop...lot more in common than separates us like Kamala said.

10/14/2024 7:56:50 PM

Some of us have colostomy bags.

10/14/2024 8:02:40 PM

In this analogy those people can be the trumpers

10/14/2024 8:04:24 PM

Bidet all day in my household. I ain't participating in the toilet paper wars. fuuuuuck that shit.

My parents have the heated seat/water and power dry on theirs. Those are top tier. Mine are just some basic brondell CL99's from costco.
https://www.costco.com/brondell-swash-cl99-bidet-toilet-seat.product.100648818.html

10/15/2024 9:43:37 AM