CaelNCSU
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After the last democrat is rounded up and put into the lithium extraction plant at the Salton Sea, Trump in his last action crowns JD Vance God Emperor of the new Republic. Barron, in waiting, will take over from JD as supreme God Emperor when he reaches the age of 35. Until then Barron will continue to entertain in the new Colosseum built in the remnants of San Francisco. With his railgun and quadcopter, Barron, will continue soaring into the skies and hunting people shitting on the street and dealing Fentanyl. Children can play as Barron in Call of Duty: San Francisco for the new Playstation 6. X-Box being associated with Bill Gates has been outlawed.
While many had expected Elon to be a contender for Emperor, Trump gave Elon and his 11 children the galactic rights to the solar system as Starlord. Our first base on the moon, LunarX, started construction in 2026. Elon, now Starlord, has been managing construction from the first human built Mars settlement where he lives with his harem of mothers. Elon's other big project after shutting down the former US government, was mining asteroids. Since SpaceX wasn't bound by US regulation and the US Government quit spending all the money marked for space exploration on initiatives like "strengthening human rights, information integrity, equality, and democracy for the LGBTQI+ population in the western Balkans" they quickly made the practical mining of Gold on the asteroid belt possible. The first deliveries of Gold were made to Earth in 2027. The Earth price of gold has collapsed.
In a rage, Peter Schiff angry at bitcoiners since 2012 has executed the Winklevoss Twins and Brian Armstrong. Unfortunately for Bitcoin Maximalists, the Coinbase master key needed for all cryptocurrency stored in Coinbase was lost in the killing of Armstrong and the destruction of Coinbase. This has caused Bitcoin to lose practical value as a currency or store in value since so much has been lost. Thankfully, Tesla had been arbitraging DOGE coin against bitcoin and amassed the worlds largest DOGE supply. People now safely trade in DOGE coin for goods and services on Earth and above.
All hail Emperor JD!
[Edited on November 11, 2024 at 2:15 PM. Reason : a]  11/11/2024 1:55:58 PM
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CaelNCSU
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^ I did.
This is an actual government program: human rights, information integrity, equality, and democracy for the LGBTQI+ population in the western Balkans.
I can't vouch the veracity of the rest. I'm not a political scientist.
[Edited on November 11, 2024 at 9:44 PM. Reason : A] 11/11/2024 9:39:25 PM |
