let's play The Game of the South

1) being annoyed
2) being offended (these could both apply anywhere, but as a Southern beau, these seem to be universally true)
3) Mountain Dew, sweet tea
4) people who take strong issue with people who drink either of the things in Item 3
5) God, guns and Trump
6) usage of "ya'll"
7) the tendency to be the owner of dogs in rural areas who are required to be barky, so as to avoid the cost of a surveillance system
7a) that same tendency to be rude if you live outside the city limits in a poorer area
8) shopping at Belk for clothing, and calling it Belk's

but things are not always as they seem

should I just erase the "in the South" part?

what else should we include in this all-encompassing game?

merry christmas, you overreactive, volatile jerks :santa: :redneck:

12/25/2025 11:45:52 AM

9) Shopping at JCPenney, and calling it Pennies!

12/25/2025 11:58:41 AM

Bo-hong-a-lays?

12/25/2025 12:01:56 PM

Tar-jzay

12/25/2025 1:03:06 PM

10) Sell their houses to Mark Spain for a guaranteed offer.

12/25/2025 1:05:48 PM

12) fried chicken connoisseur

we have a lot of good traits down here though

every region has a lot of bad traits, so I suppose there's no point in focusing on the negative

or is there?

12/25/2025 3:27:56 PM

^^^always wondered how to spell that

12/25/2025 4:19:59 PM

and if ya don't knowwww now ya know

12/25/2025 4:31:52 PM

Mixolydian

12/25/2025 8:58:21 PM