Honestly, you don't look a day over 180. Now, stop fucking over brown people, kthxbye
7/4/2026 12:18:18 AM
see y'all in 2276
7/4/2026 1:10:00 AM
We'll all be long dead.
7/4/2026 7:39:56 AM
@TWWReminderBot remind me in 2276!
7/4/2026 8:13:20 AM
Fireworks ain't half bad
7/5/2026 12:30:06 AM
Finishing off with Miley, tho
7/5/2026 12:40:54 AM
^^China will be buying soybeans to offset our massive purchases of fireworks.
7/5/2026 7:47:18 AM
Pool all day beers all day. Happy birthday America.
7/5/2026 11:46:26 AM