MisterGreen All American 4328 Posts user info edit comment |
1st 4/1/2012 1:53:41 PM
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smc All American 9221 Posts user info edit comment |
Dibs on mailroom clerk. Everyone knows that's where the true power lies. 4/1/2012 1:56:45 PM
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The Coz Tempus Fugitive 26555 Posts user info edit comment |
How can you have an "Assistant (to the) Advertising and Marketing Director" without also having an Advertising and Marketing Director? 4/1/2012 1:56:47 PM
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smc All American 9221 Posts user info edit comment |
Easy. Volume. 4/1/2012 1:59:07 PM
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Kickstand All American 11730 Posts user info edit comment |
Can you give some insight on what compensation will be like? This will greatly influence my decision on what to apply for. I'd settle for Mailroom Clerk for $40k a year. 4/1/2012 2:14:13 PM
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skywalkr All American 6788 Posts user info edit comment |
posted by qntmfred on Sunday, April 1 at 1:51 PM
[Edited on April 1, 2012 at 2:18 PM. Reason : .] 4/1/2012 2:18:28 PM
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alexwbush All American 3344 Posts user info edit comment |
DIBS GREETER 4/1/2012 2:27:22 PM
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A Tanzarian drip drip boom 10996 Posts user info edit comment |

4/1/2012 2:29:10 PM
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smc All American 9221 Posts user info edit comment |
Quote : | "skywalkr posted by qntmfred on Sunday, April 1 at 1:51 PM " |
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Agent 0 All American 5677 Posts user info edit comment |
http://youtu.be/QdYQvMYWP5k 4/1/2012 2:42:40 PM
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smc All American 9221 Posts user info edit comment |
Quote : | "you're getting a new staff" |
Don't tell DivaBaby19. 4/1/2012 2:44:37 PM
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Beethoven All American 4080 Posts user info edit comment |
I call General Counsel. 4/1/2012 2:52:50 PM
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Hiro All American 4673 Posts user info edit comment |
April Fools yo. 4/1/2012 3:49:45 PM
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The Coz Tempus Fugitive 26555 Posts user info edit comment |
Oh my gosh! You don't say?!
But what actually IS interesting is that qntmfred posted this news item 12 years to the minute after the supposed ideation of TDub! site_site.aspx GG.] 4/1/2012 3:52:55 PM
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit comment |
Tww has been a joke this entire time
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 4/1/2012 4:36:25 PM
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NCSUStinger Duh, Winning 62514 Posts user info edit comment |
i got ethics chair 4/1/2012 5:13:54 PM
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Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit comment |
didn't we do this (or some variation of it) last year for april fools? 4/1/2012 6:01:31 PM
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quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit comment |
i'll do whichever job gets me access to all the TWW n00ds 4/1/2012 6:09:47 PM
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BIGcementpon Status Name 11321 Posts user info edit comment |
It is an honor and a pleasure to accept the nomination and subsequent role as TWW's Chief Executive Officer. As such, I pledge to make our house a home for all those who choose to reside here. TWW is a place for the people, not those who merely seek power over others. 4/1/2012 10:57:19 PM
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BJCaudill21 Not an alcoholic 8015 Posts user info edit comment |
I think the new owner should have to be approved unanimously by the Users 4/1/2012 11:06:08 PM
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DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit comment |
Quote : | "Don't tell DivaBaby19." |
what's this mean?!?!?! 4/1/2012 11:31:45 PM
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EMCE balls deep 89859 Posts user info edit comment |
4/2/2012 9:43:46 AM
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Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit comment |
what is the asterisk for? 4/2/2012 10:59:20 AM
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qntmfred retired 40924 Posts user info edit comment |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asterisk#Computer_interfaces
Quote : | "the asterisk is the wildcard character and stands for any string of characters." |
4/2/2012 11:35:20 AM
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BigMan157 no u 103355 Posts user info edit comment |
% 4/2/2012 12:45:09 PM
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Geppetto All American 2157 Posts user info edit comment |
we'll first need to move the island 4/2/2012 1:43:42 PM
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Byrn Stuff backpacker 19058 Posts user info edit comment |
I should be the greeter: I'm one of the nicest motherfuckers on here 4/2/2012 2:50:35 PM
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Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit comment |
Greeter, I have walmart references
or mailroom clerk as long as I can use the mailroom as I see fit 4/3/2012 2:40:22 PM
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BIGcementpon Status Name 11321 Posts user info edit comment |
Maybe the role of General Counsel would be more fitting for me. As long as it comes with moderatorship. 4/3/2012 4:10:49 PM
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Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit comment |
So this is why you wouldn't make me a mod...
You sandbaggin son of a bitch! 4/4/2012 11:09:44 PM
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kdogg(c) All American 3494 Posts user info edit comment |

4/6/2012 10:52:52 PM
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vonjordan3 AIR 43669 Posts user info edit comment |
Are we all getting old and having kids?........... 4/8/2012 1:46:38 PM
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aaronburro Sup, B 53247 Posts user info edit comment |
do any of these jobs come with the perk of making sweet music with punchmonk?] 4/8/2012 4:54:16 PM
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