The 5th Annual TWW Easter Egg Hunt!!!

submitted by JAllen1127 on Wednesday, April 12 2006 at 9:42 AM

The 5th Annual TWW Easter Egg Hunt is here! The contest will start on Thursday April 13 at 5:00 PM and will end on Friday April 14 at 5:00 PM. The winner will receive a full year’s premium subscription!

Here’s how the contest works:

The egg engine loads eggs into the system and assigns each egg to a random user in the "Who's Online" list of users online. Once an egg is assigned, it will stay in the system until : 1) The user loads a page on TWW or 2) 20 minutes go by. If a user loads the page, the egg will appear somewhere on the page. It will only appear on the first page loaded, so if you miss it, too bad!

Do not keep reloading the page! You will have 20 minutes to find the egg once it is assigned to you. It will be more beneficial to slowly scan each page rather than quickly refreshing. There are multiple eggs in the system at once, and it is even possible to have all eggs in the system assigned to a single user at the same time. Not loading an egg will not prevent other eggs in the system from being assigned to you. The best way to increase your odds of winning is to stay on TWW all day!

Remember, no posting of pictures of eggs on the site to fool other users---anyone who does so before the completion of the contest will be suspended!

Happy Hunting!

UPDATE: Check the Egg Scoreboard to keep track of the action!

posted by CrazyJ on Wednesday, April 12 2006 at 10:31 AM

I will own you all.

4/12/2006 10:39:15 AM

I will own you all.

4/12/2006 10:51:06 AM

why does this have to happen during the break? damn it!

now I have to postpone going home for Easter

4/12/2006 11:20:23 AM

Well...

I guess my hopes for getting work done tomorrow and Friday are out the window.

4/12/2006 11:25:00 AM

JAllent submits story
CrazyJ posts story
...

Who will win?

4/12/2006 11:45:59 AM

ain't this some shit, i'll be in an airplane for the majority of this

4/12/2006 11:50:07 AM

Wait....



How do you win?

4/12/2006 12:12:39 PM

you win by signing out forever and handing me what's due to me and stuff, k

4/12/2006 12:15:34 PM

even if you win, you lose because you stayed up the better part of 24 hrs clicking eggs that appear on your screen.

[Edited on April 12, 2006 at 12:18 PM. Reason : ]

4/12/2006 12:16:39 PM

isn't that the beauty of the internet

4/12/2006 12:40:41 PM

im gonna post my eggs for sale in the classified section

BIDS START AT $5 A EGG!!!1

4/12/2006 1:29:54 PM

Time for the 5-peat

4/12/2006 2:40:32 PM

Quote :

"WILL WHORE FOR EGG"

4/12/2006 2:45:28 PM

this hunt will be egg-cellent!!

and thats no yoke! (yolk)

PANTHRO FOR SPORTS TALK MOD

4/12/2006 3:18:42 PM

just for that bit of unfunny, you should be suspended and definitely not recommended for mod

not like you would become a mod anyway since you haven't even been on here a year

4/12/2006 4:23:52 PM

^ oh, but I have.

4/12/2006 5:18:20 PM

and who are the past winners?

4/12/2006 6:46:06 PM

puck cheated last year

im fucking taking it all this time

I WILL WIN

4/12/2006 7:54:00 PM

how do you cheat?

4/12/2006 8:03:37 PM

that puck bitch really did cheat

also ATTN all users that already have premie, plz logout and let those of us without it battle it out

4/12/2006 9:21:13 PM

How exactly do you claim the eggs as yours? Click them?

4/13/2006 12:27:42 AM

yep

4/13/2006 12:58:14 AM

Quote :

"also ATTN all users that already have premie, plz logout and let those of us without it battle it out"

Oh I won't get in the way, but dude you know that TWW is going to be active all night long! I just want to see this place active at 4am once a year, it's a shock to the eye.

/night owl rant

4/13/2006 7:35:19 AM

seriously though

i'm going out and doing stuff tonight

and i have tomorrow off

i ain't gettin' jack as far as eggs are concerned

4/13/2006 8:15:17 AM

I would so win this. But I'm going to the beach.

4/13/2006 2:58:10 PM

Nothing would bring me more pleasure than to contribue to ReceiveDeath's consecutive loss streak...but I'd rather be playing hockey, so I'm gonna.

4/13/2006 3:11:45 PM

Keep eggin me on

4/13/2006 4:09:08 PM

just let me win guyz

4/13/2006 4:16:53 PM

you're already a winner in my book, punchmonk

but i'm seriously

I will own you all.

[Edited on April 13, 2006 at 4:19 PM. Reason : me and my friend, that is]

4/13/2006 4:18:43 PM

Quote :

"Oh I won't get in the way, but dude you know that TWW is going to be active all night long! "

no not really, maybe a little bit more active, but last year there was still only like 5 of us on around 4-5 in the morn trying to get eggs

4/13/2006 4:31:33 PM

Quote :

"but i'm seriously I will own you all."

STFU n00b!

4/13/2006 4:40:47 PM

ready... set...

4/13/2006 4:52:41 PM

EGGS GOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!~1

4/13/2006 5:00:00 PM

</3 for slow server speed

4/13/2006 5:32:44 PM

thsi egg hunt is frickin whack

and don't diss me

4/13/2006 6:43:12 PM

yeah I remember finding eggs with a higher frequency in past years

also I swear I didn't make up the golden egg counting as 2 thing

4/13/2006 6:43:57 PM

there wasnt an egg in here
im disappointed

4/13/2006 7:05:05 PM

Found one front page of chit chat











i busted a nut

[Edited on April 13, 2006 at 7:29 PM. Reason : .]

4/13/2006 7:29:04 PM

I will bwn you all.

4/13/2006 8:03:58 PM

i want some scramby's now. with chz of course.

4/13/2006 8:17:56 PM

oh my gosh, Jackleg has only 6 and ambrosia has taken over. Damn. Time's are a changing.

4/13/2006 9:53:58 PM

dont worry jackleg prob has like 15 names so he wins

4/13/2006 10:19:11 PM

OMG I found one... I'm so !

4/13/2006 10:35:45 PM

CrazyJ plz unrig this contest so I actually get an egg every so damn often

4/13/2006 11:34:49 PM

Is somebody behind?

4/14/2006 12:33:57 AM

yeah, that would be me

I'm getting more damn eggs under tartsquid than I am under ReceiveDeath

4/14/2006 1:28:06 AM

i have 2!!!!

4/14/2006 2:07:10 AM

me two

4/14/2006 2:16:48 AM

GIVE ME A GOD DAMN EGG

4/14/2006 2:51:11 AM

i want more, damn forte with 29

4/14/2006 2:51:20 AM

bttt lol

4/14/2006 3:36:18 AM

damn there are only 7 egg pics? cmon! let people design new ones so theres more variety next time around. its boring getting the same eggs all the time

[Edited on April 14, 2006 at 3:45 AM. Reason : dude its late, STFU]

4/14/2006 3:43:50 AM

Quote :

"peope"

4/14/2006 3:44:38 AM

this hunt is bullshit

the last egg I got was 4 hours ago

I've been logged on this whole god damn time, since 5 PM, I think I deserve it

this contest is a piece of shit

Consider yourself officially called out TWW server and CrazyJ

4/14/2006 4:27:39 AM

boooooo this "random" shit isnt very random
and no reward for actually staying up for this shit?
seems to me the number of eggs made should not decrease just because some people are too bitch to stay up

F for presentation

4/14/2006 6:52:45 AM

agreed

I am pretty positive that this didn't happen last year because I remember getting them with some frequency in the AM hours

4/14/2006 6:57:10 AM

4/14/2006 9:42:57 AM

I clicked.

4/14/2006 9:49:19 AM

Quote :

"Remember, no posting of pictures of eggs on the site to fool other users---anyone who does so before the completion of the contest will be suspended!"

SUSPEND, I FELL FOR IT!!! haha

[Edited on April 14, 2006 at 10:38 AM. Reason : just kidding]

4/14/2006 10:37:53 AM

I have not found many, but I found more than last year.

4/14/2006 10:49:30 AM

i haven't found any

4/14/2006 11:17:11 AM

wolfeee got an egg!!

4/14/2006 11:19:00 AM

yay finally!

4/14/2006 11:30:15 AM

^^ I did? I don't recall seeing or clicking on one. Maybe it is the one I got last year . Or someone was nice and gave me one.

4/14/2006 12:29:33 PM

premmies can see which users have eggs assigned to them

you were one of those users at one point

Quote :

" Egg Hunt - 22 total eggs: marko, JonHGuth, gface, BigPapa, Blue Jay, BigDane, pacman99z, quacko, jdlongNCSU, StingrayRush, cain, OuiJamn, XXX, Clear5, MrLuvaLuva85, BigDane, NyM410, Kev4Pack, Dave, StarGazer19, terpball, Tyler Durden"

right now.

4/14/2006 12:37:53 PM

I was a premmie at one point? Wow, I didn't know that. Damn. now I am just old and late.
gees. Catch one for me

4/14/2006 1:24:05 PM

Keep eggin me on

4/14/2006 2:02:27 PM

That 20 minute rule is BS.

At least 4 or 5 times I havn't gotten the egg because I "took too long" but it was 5 minutes or less. Total crap

4/14/2006 3:38:23 PM

done

4/14/2006 5:01:56 PM

I'm gonna win!!?

4/14/2006 7:22:46 PM

sleep ruined me

4/14/2006 7:48:03 PM

so does this mean premies can't hunt eggs? no wonder nothing shows up on my screen

4/16/2006 9:41:22 AM

So can a brother get some premium up in here?

4/16/2006 8:14:25 PM

My first year without getting an egg. I didn't even log into TWW during the time the contest was up. :-(

4/16/2006 10:21:46 PM

posting comments in old stuff is fun

[Edited on September 3, 2006 at 12:53 AM. Reason : yeah see]

9/3/2006 12:53:19 AM

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