dtownral Suspended 26632 Posts user info edit post |
A 9" inseam is not "short shorts". An 8" isn't on most people. 8/5/2013 4:17:50 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
some of us need a bigger inseam, if you know what I'm saying. 8/5/2013 4:27:10 PM |
mrfrog ☯ 15145 Posts user info edit post |
ITT I learned that every style of men's shorts get you looked down on by at least one group of people.
Exposed shins are just not compatible with freedom from judgment. 8/5/2013 4:27:11 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "LBJ: Now the pockets, when you sit down, everything falls out, your money, your knife, everything, so I need at least another inch in the pockets. And another thing - the crotch, down where your nuts hang - is always a little too tight, so when you make them up, give me an inch that I can let out there, uh because they cut me, it's just like riding a wire fence. These are almost, these are the best I've had anywhere in the United States,
JH: Fine
LBJ: But, uh when I gain a little weight they cut me under there. So, leave me , you never do have much of margin there. See if you can't leave me an inch from where the zipper (burps) ends, round, under my, back to my bunghole, so I can let it out there if I need to.
JH: Right
LBJ: Now be sure you have the best zippers in them. These are good that I have. If you get those to me I would sure be grateful
JH: Fine, Now where would you like them sent please?
LBJ: White House." |
http://americanradioworks.publicradio.org/features/prestapes/lbj_haggar.html8/5/2013 4:30:23 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
Fun Fact: LBJ referred to his penis as "Jumbo"
he was always jealous of JFK and would say "had more women by accident than Kennedy had on purpose." 8/5/2013 4:52:16 PM |
MinkaGrl01
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8/5/2013 4:57:46 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Bunghole. Lol. 8/5/2013 9:20:47 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148329 Posts user info edit post |
I found these Ralph Lauren camo cargo shorts on sale
Thoughts?
http://www.stylebop.com/product_details.php?id=421851 9/24/2013 1:28:07 PM |
Bullet All American 28336 Posts user info edit post |
camo and cargo? RL don't know shit about fashion! 9/24/2013 1:52:52 PM |
Bullet All American 28336 Posts user info edit post |
There's a scene in the new GTA where you have to go to a clothing store and they something about cargo shorts. I think it's the mission where you're supposed to dress like a math genius with asperger's. 9/26/2013 12:21:12 PM |
Kris All American 36908 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ I found this Tom Ford men's pocketbook
http://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/p/Tom-Ford-Suede-Side-Zip-Tote-Bag-Bags-Wallets/prod83600008_cat394711__/?icid=&searchType=EndecaDrivenCat&rte=%252Fcategory.jsp%253FitemId%253Dcat394711%2526pageSize%253D30%2526No%253D0%2526refinements%253D&eItemId=prod83600008&cmCat=product
Designers (esp RL) make anything people will buy, just because it's designer doesn't mean it won't make you look like a basement-dwelling mouth breather, just like carrying the Tom Ford bag won't stop you from looking like a queer butt-gargling try hard. 9/26/2013 12:57:28 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148329 Posts user info edit post |
way to be 2 days late and miss the reference 9/26/2013 1:01:02 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42536 Posts user info edit post |
One day I am going to read the whole thread. 9/26/2013 1:08:37 PM |
adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
where should i buy shoes online? 9/26/2013 1:09:45 PM |
Kris All American 36908 Posts user info edit post |
Sneakers? Dress shoes? Boots? 9/26/2013 2:49:04 PM |
adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
sneakers and other casual shit 9/26/2013 2:53:45 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
zappos 9/26/2013 2:54:54 PM |
Kris All American 36908 Posts user info edit post |
If you like Nike's (AF1, SB, dunks, etc.) http://www.flightclubny.com/ is the only place that has a wide enough selection for me to find something I really like. 9/26/2013 3:01:43 PM |
adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
^ i like converses. that site has a pretty good selection. thanks dude
[Edited on September 26, 2013 at 3:06 PM. Reason : .] 9/26/2013 3:06:33 PM |
adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha
9/26/2013 3:11:43 PM |
Kris All American 36908 Posts user info edit post |
They have an even better selection in store if you're ever in NY, plus you can try them on, but go to the one on Broadway, despite what google says the one on Greene St is closed. 9/26/2013 4:13:30 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
http://theminorunc.com/2013/10/03/business-school-student-in-cargo-shorts-marked-absent/
lol 10/4/2013 7:09:16 PM |
ncstatetke All American 41128 Posts user info edit post |
I'd much rather be seen in cargo shorts than:
Quote : | "high athletic socks with flip flops and an LA Raiders sweatshirt" |
10/4/2013 7:18:07 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148329 Posts user info edit post |
10/4/2013 7:38:43 PM |
amac884 All American 25609 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.boston.com/life/fashion/2014/05/13/men-shorts-are-shorter-than-ever-says-wall-street-journal/DEJiFNrD5XBqQr7g4ZPpNL/story.html 5/15/2014 10:55:05 AM |
dtownral Suspended 26632 Posts user info edit post |
I saw some Abercrombie cargo shorts marked as vintage at a thrift store. So hold on to hope, ye people of Garner. 5/15/2014 11:06:04 AM |
marko Tom Joad 72825 Posts user info edit post |
^^
lol "shorter than ever" whatever... like they said there, it's just late 70's-80's cycling around
5/15/2014 11:13:43 AM |
neodata686 All American 11577 Posts user info edit post |
I really only wear cargo shorts now when I'm hiking or backpacking. Easy place for my whiskey. 5/15/2014 11:21:33 AM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148329 Posts user info edit post |
I mostly only wear basketball shorts nowadays if I'm going to wear shorts 5/15/2014 11:23:22 AM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
The ladies are on board with this decision. 5/15/2014 11:24:29 AM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
5/15/2014 11:30:02 AM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
I wear cargo shorts without a belt and keep my cell phone in one pocket and my wallet in the other
come at me, TWW 5/15/2014 11:38:12 AM |
BJCaudill21 Not an alcoholic 8015 Posts user info edit post |
I was at pullen park a few weeks ago, I don't know if I saw any men wearing shorts that weren't cargo.. They were pretty much all like low to mid 30s. I didn't have a problem with it, but I was glad I was wearing regular khaki shorts at the time. 5/15/2014 11:38:17 AM |
acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
I'll be seeing short shorts on guys this summer? What about dem quads?
http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304831304579546312161483266?mod=e2fb
5/15/2014 9:38:57 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148329 Posts user info edit post |
why the fuck do the shorts on the far left cost $232? 5/15/2014 9:51:23 PM |
LudaChris All American 7946 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'Nam! " |
5/15/2014 10:20:53 PM |
amac884 All American 25609 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "SKY'S
OUT
THIGHS
OUT" |
5/15/2014 11:04:06 PM |
Exiled Eyes up here ^^ 5918 Posts user info edit post |
Bustin' out my cargo shorts...weather's getting nice! 5/16/2014 9:13:38 AM |
Ronny All American 30652 Posts user info edit post |
And the style's getting bad/apathetic/sloppy. 5/16/2014 9:42:05 AM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
just say no to nuthuggers
[Edited on May 16, 2014 at 9:44 AM. Reason : .] 5/16/2014 9:44:44 AM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
5/22/2014 8:28:18 AM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
If a guy wants to wear Chubs or another brand of shorter short then that's fine. The worst is seeing these pear-shaped guys in outlet store polos and short shorts that give that entire dress style a bad name. 5/22/2014 8:32:44 AM |
Bullet All American 28336 Posts user info edit post |
short shorts on men don't need anything to give them a bad name.
i did some yard work last eveing in cargo shorts, i used them to store some okra and jalapenos when i was collecting my vegetables... but i was in my backyard, so i don't think anyone saw my fashion faux pas 8/6/2014 12:01:38 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8750 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "outlet Store Polo " |
8/6/2014 12:25:57 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "" |
These guys look like they were in an accident at an Easter Egg factory.8/6/2014 2:51:37 PM |
dtownral Suspended 26632 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "The worst is seeing these pear-shaped guys in outlet store polos and short shorts that give that entire dress style a bad name." |
also XXL polo outlet oxfords with short shorts
[Edited on August 6, 2014 at 2:55 PM. Reason : .]8/6/2014 2:55:07 PM |
bronco All American 3942 Posts user info edit post |
I think the short shorts are the bigger issue here. 8/6/2014 3:04:15 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
I'm not going to revamp my wardrobe every time you fashion dicks decide what's in or not. Fuck off. I got better things to do with my time than worry about what you or anyone else thinks is fashionable. On a related note, I've always worn "short" shorts... that knee length or longer bullshit is annoying to wear
[Edited on August 6, 2014 at 3:31 PM. Reason : .] 8/6/2014 3:30:13 PM |
synapse play so hard 60935 Posts user info edit post |
8/7/2014 3:48:01 PM |
dmspack oh we back 25462 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "that knee length or longer bullshit is annoying to wear" |
about an inch or two above the knee is the sweet spot for me.8/7/2014 4:38:11 PM |