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everything is annoying me today!

5/4/2012 9:18:07 AM

i'll take your job if you are annoyed

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

5/4/2012 9:18:44 AM

i really dislike doing all the jobs

5/4/2012 9:19:09 AM

5/4/2012 9:35:20 AM

I know I should be grateful for having a a job but the office next door is being renovated and there's these strong fumes and my eyes are itching and I'm coughing

5/4/2012 10:13:47 AM

little bit of asbestos never hurt anyone

5/4/2012 10:19:07 AM

I brought strawberry cobbler to work today and a coworker actually got mad it wasn't low carb. Nobody's requiring you to eat it

5/4/2012 11:30:54 AM

CEO and a boss are sitting at my desk waiting on a phone call with a business partner, when I get a phone call to my office line...and its a recruiter. Lulz

[Edited on May 4, 2012 at 12:05 PM. Reason : asdf]

5/4/2012 12:05:11 PM

coworker is eating some smelly-ass fish in her cubicle

5/4/2012 12:19:10 PM

maybe she just uncrossed her legs?

5/4/2012 1:19:16 PM

dudes on another team are slammed because only one guy knows what the fuck is going on there, and I'm taking flak from my boss for not having shit finished on account of the other team not having their shit together.

5/4/2012 10:17:58 PM

Plus girl who thinks she's a size 6. I've seen your coot. Gross

5/4/2012 10:33:17 PM

I hate having to work on a Sunday

5/5/2012 3:51:21 PM

Whatever disinfectant they decided to use downstairs over the weekend makes the whole floor smell like the chicken farm I used to work on

5/7/2012 1:31:40 PM

So I'm the new guy and this month I'm training. After training I'm getting a new PC. Till then I'm sharing a desk and putting up with an old P4 PC.

5/7/2012 7:57:10 PM

10 hours at the office. 2 hours at home. Yes I am playing Kimbra. Sorry.

5/7/2012 8:00:27 PM

I like how my boss just sent me a pissy passive aggressive email about being sure I do something exactly the way I have been doing it, she just didn't bother to check the spreadsheet before emailing me about it

5/8/2012 10:23:03 AM

Attn: People who constantly use the handicapped auto-door-opener: How fucking lazy are you?

5/9/2012 9:57:00 AM

I'm far too impatient to wait for that thing. Impatience > laziness

5/9/2012 10:29:56 AM

Yeah these people have nothing but time it seems.

5/9/2012 10:33:06 AM

having to handle items that are the responsibility of others.

5/9/2012 10:40:17 AM

8 am meetings

I'm on 100% flex time, and pretty much have free reign to work whenever the fuck I please. I don't want, nor need to be at this meeting, but felt like it would look bad. So, I got only 5 hours of sleep, after putting in a late night to turn out some marketing analysis and promo materials.

5/9/2012 10:46:38 AM

We can barely get into the office on time for our weekly 9am meeting.

5/9/2012 11:11:32 AM

Quote :

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I started watching for the movie (for nth time) on netflix yesterday....love love love it!!!

5/9/2012 11:29:36 AM

Not complaining, but worked a 3rd last night home at 8am and back to work at 2:30. Training schedules are not as fun as they originally look..lol

5/9/2012 3:32:50 PM

-The other men treat the restroom like an airport restroom.
-This one guy that I have to work a lot with says "pretty much so" instead of "pretty much". At first I just thought it was weird, now I absolutely can't stand it. I just want to scream "WHY DO YOU ADD "SO" TO IT???!!!" He says it a lot too.

5/9/2012 5:27:07 PM

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"The other men treat the restroom like an airport restroom."

They're giving each other blow jobs in the stalls?

5/9/2012 5:32:38 PM

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"-The other men treat the restroom like an airport restroom."

THIS

The company I work with shares a floor with 2 private wealth management groups (high $$ groups at that). The average OTE on this floor (including my client) easily exceeds $150k/yr. Yet when I go to the central bathroom to take a leak the urinals and surrounding area is dripping with piss. HOW DO YOU PEOPLE MAKE THIS MUCH MONEY AND NOT KNOW HOW TO HIT THE FUCKING TOILET?!!

5/9/2012 5:44:01 PM

Went to the gym at my work and almost every dumbbell (10lb set up to a 50lbs set - in increments of 5) was scattered on the floor, except for 5 individuals (odd number?!) left on the rack. Lights were off and nobody was there working out or taking a break in the locker room.

Twas annoying, but I didn't mind the mini warm up of putting them back in place.

5/9/2012 5:48:42 PM

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"Went to the gym at my work"

Woah

5/9/2012 6:08:57 PM

#firstworldproblems

5/9/2012 6:46:16 PM

not being able to get any work done because I have to sit there and prove to the fucking server team that they are not processing our input correctly. being a server team, they should easily be able to write fucking unit tests to do this shit automatically. why the fuck do I have to use my GUI to prove that your service isn't fulfilling the contract? Once I've proven that I am sending the right messages, it's on you. now write some god damn test cases and call me when it's fixed, THEN we'll waste my time by having me step through my GUI code to verify that you head isn't up your ass

5/9/2012 8:18:18 PM

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" They're giving each other blow jobs in the stalls?"

Lolz. Perhaps I should've said a Sheetz bathroom. Idk, it's disgusting and there's piss everywhere. There's at least a couple guys that use the stall to piss (perhaps they're afraid someone will bird watch their tiny dick) and they invariably drip piss in front of the toilet if not on the seat as well. Ugh

5/9/2012 8:30:21 PM

whyyy is my office always 10 degrees colder than the rest of the building

i should not need a jacket this time of year

5/10/2012 3:11:28 PM

Jealous. These computers are too hot.

5/10/2012 3:16:09 PM

They quit having the free blowjobs on Friday. Now we have to pay for them.

5/10/2012 3:16:49 PM

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"whyyy is my office always 10 degrees colder than the rest of the building i should not need a jacket this time of year "

chances are, if you look up, there's a square duct grille with a knob in the middle.... twist until airflow is decreased.




coworkers that call/blame/get mad before they actually verify where the problem is. and no, i'm not a goddamned project manager. I'm the engineer.

5/10/2012 4:23:00 PM

When I had to work a 19 hour day followed by another crazy long day, I came in at 8am that whole week. Office mate and a manager worked a similarly long day, but the office mate didn't come in at all and the manager left at like fucking noon. Meanwhile, I'm here basically alone since everyone else peaced out already and will be working tomorrow alone as well (company day off).

That, and another coworker is being a lazy fucktard and fucking up one of our programs, so that's pretty damn annoying.

5/10/2012 5:23:56 PM

I hear ya. My team looks at me like I'm nuts. And then they fuck off and enjoy their high salaries. But the two highest paid fuckoffs just got laid off so now people are working more again.

5/14/2012 9:51:35 PM

Had a coworker one time that cussed out his computer almost everyday....old guy....always had something wrong with his computer (slow, locked up)...and he would just cuss it out...i guess we didnt really care cause he was old and probably senile. He did finally leave to pursue other things supposedly.

[Edited on May 14, 2012 at 10:46 PM. Reason : w]

5/14/2012 10:45:33 PM

last week my boss waits until the last minute to submit some stuff into a regional sales competition (deadline was Friday so we had to have it ready to overnight on thurs)

uses me to write up the entry (since he can't seem to type on MS Word for some reason, create the presentation, then send all the needed info to the creative services team to make a video

We get all that done on thurs, then he realizes he has a budget meeting on friday. So of course I'm needed to add a fucking excel file to his word doc then make pretty bar graphs out of the information

all the while my new orders for the month of june are coming in and stacking up....now I'm behind going into this week because of all the bullshit last week

I stayed over 45 min one day working with him on this shit....then I ask on Friday if I could leave a little early to run by the bank and he's all "think you could come in early on Monday to make up for it?" WTF

20 minutes later the new guy walks into his office and is like "I'm getting outta here a little early (an hour early) to take my sister to the Zac Brown Band concert", and my boss is all like GREAT HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!!!!!

WTF man? Favortism mutch? That pissed me off and really made me start working on my resume even more

5/14/2012 11:00:58 PM

Worked a 16 hour day on 4 hours of sleep

And only 1 latte

5/14/2012 11:09:48 PM

^^ If they are going to be like that I'd just clock out the second its 5pm or whenever your work day ends and not blink an eye.

5/14/2012 11:59:27 PM

This is the second time my boss has told a client that we have a design for a product that doesn't exist. It is now my job to design and build it in less than a week. Really guy?

5/15/2012 9:25:21 AM

^^ For real. I fucking hate bosses like that. You know damn well they're not concerned if they are logging 40 hours every week.

5/15/2012 9:31:41 AM

We have a bunch of visitors and they aren't going in the labs today. I was in the lab, so they all stared at me through the glass doors while a boss explained stuff.

Feels creepy man.

I left through a back door

5/15/2012 9:37:05 AM

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"Yet when I go to the central bathroom to take a leak the urinals and surrounding area is dripping with piss."

Combine this with a janitorial staff that never cleans it up and you'll have our bathroom. There are urine stalactites, urine stalagmites and urine barnacles on the walls. I've thought about smearing crap on the walls to force their hand but the more professional option would be to rent out a power washer and hit the entire bathroom, floor to ceiling, with a pure bleach solution.

[Edited on May 15, 2012 at 10:13 AM. Reason : -]

5/15/2012 10:10:32 AM

^^ haha back when I was teaching they would do an annual open house where they would march potential students through the teachers' office room. We felt like a bunch of zoo animals having these middle school kids stare at us while the tour guide talked about the office.

5/15/2012 10:14:00 AM

omg

coworker 1: I hate adding all these numbers, I never get the same number in the end!

me: put it into excel

coworker 2: here let me try with my calculator

chatter

coworker 1: ugh there are just too many numbers

me: put it into to excel

coworker 1: Why do you keep saying that! it's already in excel!

5/15/2012 12:34:13 PM

ThePeter, what kind of lab do you work in?

5/15/2012 12:37:13 PM