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11/6/2009 2:06:38 PM

that's a horrible example

11/6/2009 2:11:05 PM

i want to take a nap

but i also want to see what happens on law and order

11/6/2009 2:12:41 PM

that shouldnt be a first world problem, dvr that shit

11/6/2009 2:13:31 PM

I have that problem more often than not.

11/6/2009 2:13:37 PM

first world problems >>>>>>> third word problems

11/6/2009 2:14:25 PM

for Str8BacardiL

11/11/2009 11:59:57 PM

gotta be at work at 9 AM.........

nice to have a job but damn, I work too much to be a full time student

11/14/2009 3:49:24 AM

Farmville isn't loading

11/14/2009 4:49:06 AM

go to sleep!

11/14/2009 5:01:15 AM

My skydiving trip is way too early!

11/14/2009 5:54:23 AM

It seems like I don't have enough time on weekends to both party and sleep 10+ hours a night.

11/14/2009 6:19:00 AM

swatting flys off my head while trying to figure out what I'm going to have for dinner this week

11/14/2009 6:31:41 AM

I worked out too hard and got a bit sick, it might have been because I ate a bagel too close to when I started.

11/14/2009 3:38:16 PM

Quote :

"swatting flys off my head while trying to figure out what I'm going to have for dinner this week"

I don't know if you were being serious, but that's not exactly just a first world problem

11/14/2009 4:27:28 PM

lol

11/15/2009 9:03:18 PM

Quote :

"I want to go out for dinner and drinks and dancing tonight, but downtown is shut down due to shootings. "

this sounds more like some 3rd world shit to me


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i've been tired all day because i forgot to turn the heat back on last night and woke freezing up at 3am this morning and couldn't go back to sleep after bumping the thermostat up.

11/15/2009 9:39:24 PM

spent too much money on arts/crafts supplies today

11/15/2009 9:58:51 PM

my smartphone would not zoom in enough to take good video of the domestic dispute at the section 8 townhouses the other day

11/16/2009 7:00:46 PM

i just got a juice box out of the fridge and there was no straw

and fuck you, yes, i enjoy an occasional juice box

11/21/2009 9:25:02 PM

true story...

one of my best friends was raped by a juice box a few years back

just be careful, ok?

11/21/2009 9:26:35 PM

its ok

i like juice boxes too!

11/21/2009 9:26:45 PM

look, I'm not saying that all juice boxes are bad. but some are...

11/21/2009 9:27:24 PM

MINUTE MAID APPLE WHITE GRAPE FTW

11/21/2009 9:35:32 PM

i want some egg rolls but im too fucked to get some

and i dont want to pay the $8 delivery minimum

that's too many egg rolls

DAMMIT BRING ME EGG ROLLS

11/21/2009 9:36:48 PM

no way

you can never have too many egg rolls

well i prefer spring rolls but you know what i mean

get another app with it

jsut go ahead and get some fried rice or something

(you do realize it isn't even 10pm, yes?)

[Edited on November 21, 2009 at 9:42 PM. Reason : .]

11/21/2009 9:41:56 PM

well i cant find the menu for the one that delivers or remember the name anyways

so that settles that

and now im more miffed

[Edited on November 21, 2009 at 9:50 PM. Reason : e]

11/21/2009 9:50:20 PM

my premium blended milkshake is getting blocked up in the straw

11/21/2009 10:05:25 PM

Assassin's Creed 2 was just released for xbox 360 and PS3 but postponed the PC release until next March!

11/21/2009 10:08:32 PM

i'm fat

11/21/2009 10:12:37 PM

cat on keyboard

11/21/2009 11:41:08 PM

my first world problem tonight... keeping wawebste out of my running of shit.

11/22/2009 2:59:20 AM

I see you running shit o.O

11/22/2009 3:01:34 AM

and now bmel.

11/22/2009 3:02:40 AM

My keg ran out of beer at almost two.

11/22/2009 11:26:08 AM

having one perfectly good tooth taken out because I'm having a horrible one taken out and would like to keep things balanced.

11/22/2009 11:59:11 AM

I want to run but it's SOOO cold outside

11/22/2009 12:36:06 PM

there are 4 heatpump/ac compressors right outside my bedroom window that i get to listen to all night long. if that wasn't bad enough, one of them has bad bearing or something and makes a constant "clack-clack-clack-hummm-clack-clackclackclack-clack--hummm-clackclackclackclackclackclackclack-clack-hummm-clack-clackclackclack-clack--hummm" noise when it runs. since it doesn't belong to my unit, management doesn't seem very concerned in fixing it.

11/22/2009 6:25:26 PM

I am out of dryer sheets even though I use fabric softener. I like my laundry soft as fuck.

11/22/2009 6:27:20 PM

^^sure it's not a stick lodged in the fan?

11/22/2009 6:30:15 PM

fuck dryer sheets and fabric softener

11/22/2009 6:30:24 PM

^maybe in your second and third world countries but this is america where i use way too much shit to make my laundry soft

11/22/2009 6:32:11 PM

Quote :

"^^sure it's not a stick lodged in the fan? "

i thought about that, but i don't think its a high enough frequency to be the fan. either way, i generally leave at 7:15 am and get home at 10:00pm. i shouldn't be the one to have to go diagnose/fix this.

11/22/2009 6:36:48 PM

I didn't get my husband beer while I was out picking up Bojangles for dinner b/c I didn't want to put on a bra or shoes other than my bedroom slippers b4 I left the house. It's more of his first world problem than mine, but the act of going upstairs to put on a bra and get real shoes was a pretty big problem for me.

11/22/2009 6:38:41 PM

i dont know what i want to snack on

11/22/2009 7:01:39 PM

my cheesecake hasn't cooled sufficiently to have the proper texture, and i want to eat a piece.

11/22/2009 7:12:44 PM

you people

11/22/2009 7:16:43 PM

Not one piece of healthy food in this country unless I grow it myself.

ie without chemicals, genetic mutations, hormones added, etc.

11/22/2009 7:18:43 PM

i dont like the way my headphones from my phone fit.

i mean, it pisses me off when i cant comfortably stream music over pandora to my phone while i run on a treadmill in a climate controlled environment while watching copious cable televisions

gah

11/22/2009 7:29:59 PM

i drank way too much cheerwine and now my mouth is allo syrupy and im coming down off a sugar buzz

11/24/2009 1:24:56 PM