I searched, no other threads so if it's OLD then bite me.
Oh, and while I realize it's 8:45 long or something, about 8 minutes of it is hi lar i us

10/1/2007 5:27:38 PM

its the mirrors

10/1/2007 5:32:41 PM

"that's where you and I are different, because that's all I want to talk about"

hilarious. I love me some Letterman.

10/1/2007 5:33:39 PM

"yeah good for you, how'd you like being in jail?"

10/1/2007 5:34:36 PM

oh man


nice.

10/1/2007 5:36:55 PM

shes not a bad lookin girl there

10/1/2007 5:47:20 PM

thank you mytwocents!!!

I will buy you a parakeet!!

10/1/2007 5:50:16 PM

OLD, shit is from last week.

10/1/2007 5:57:05 PM

Um, yeah Murdoc, last week as in FRIDAY

10/1/2007 6:02:06 PM

he's a dumbass troll. I wonder how long that name will last.

10/1/2007 6:06:34 PM

i'm from cahnahdah and they think i'm slow, eh

10/1/2007 6:07:32 PM

i hope that he washed all the parts of him that touched her

10/1/2007 6:08:57 PM

actually I kinda thought it was bit fucked up. however there were some funny parts.

I still think its fucked up she went to jail for a suspended licsense, but lindsay lohan is coked up all over the place and not in jail.

10/1/2007 6:59:27 PM

this is the funniest thing i have ever seen.

i love you paris...love you too

"did you meet him in jail"

10/1/2007 7:03:04 PM

Wow, she looks like she wants to strangle him.

10/1/2007 7:24:12 PM

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"I still think its fucked up she went to jail for a suspended licsense"

She didn't go to jail because of a suspended license. She went to jail because she got busted for driving on a suspended license, which violated her probation.

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"Um, yeah Murdoc, last week as in FRIDAY "

Yeah, exactly. Today is Monday. Last Friday was part of last week. Just like I said. What part of that confuses you?

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 7:29 PM. Reason : .]

10/1/2007 7:26:11 PM

She handled herself really well. kudos.

10/1/2007 7:34:51 PM

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"i hope that he washed all the parts of him that touched her "

This faggot needs to just STFU. There isn't a single guy on here, or almost any guy that wouldn't fuck the shit out of her. So stop with this homo erotic BS.

10/1/2007 7:36:34 PM

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"She handled herself really well. kudos."

^i wouldn't bwn paris, noob.

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 7:48 PM. Reason : ]

10/1/2007 7:45:37 PM

i would

10/1/2007 7:49:23 PM

fucking paris would be like trying to fuck a rocking chair.

10/1/2007 7:51:49 PM

paris is not* attractive to us guys as a drooling whole anymore. she a dunce. she is without wit.

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 7:56 PM. Reason : oh yeah...STGDFU n00b]

10/1/2007 7:55:43 PM

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"I still think its fucked up she went to jail for a suspended licsense, but lindsay lohan is coked up all over the place and not in jail."

This is simple: Lindsay Lohan has talent.

10/1/2007 7:58:52 PM

how many chicks aren't coked up everywhere they go nowadays?

10/1/2007 8:00:42 PM

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"This is simple: Lindsay Lohan has talent DSL's."

fixed it for you.

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 8:01 PM. Reason : .]

10/1/2007 8:01:08 PM

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"This faggot needs to just STFU. There isn't a single guy on here, or almost any guy that wouldn't fuck the shit out of her. So stop with this homo erotic BS."

no way i would touch that shit

there are plenty of girls much hotter than her to me that arent huge whores/sluts

the whore/slut thing just doesnt do it for me

10/1/2007 8:05:12 PM

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"^i wouldn't bwn paris, noob."

Honestly man, just shut the hell up.

And this is fucking hilarious...THIS GUY:




Is saying that he wouldn't fuck Paris. That might be the funniest shit I have heard since June 4th, 2003.

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"no way i would touch that shit there are plenty of girls much hotter than her to me that arent huge whores/sluts the whore/slut thing just doesnt do it for me "

So how is she a whore/slut. Not really defending her, but she does a lot of shit to get attention. Thats basically why she is famous. The fact that she made a sex tape with her BF should not be grounds for this. Do you realize how many girls actually do this. Hell, as much as the paparazzi follows her around, its hard to even find a pic of her kissing a guy.

And really, if she wanted to fuck you, you would not turn it down, so please stop trying to act hip, or elitest, or like you get hotter ass than that. Are there hotter girls out there? Sure, are there hotter girls than her that you get to fuck regularly. Doubtful.

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 8:09 PM. Reason : .]

10/1/2007 8:05:20 PM

10/1/2007 8:08:13 PM

STFU n00b, I'm engaged to be married.

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 8:09 PM. Reason : ur an alias anyways]

10/1/2007 8:08:47 PM

I don't know a single guy who would fuck paris. Granted I don't hang out with skeezeballs. Most guys I know are put off by the herp.

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 8:10 PM. Reason : ]

10/1/2007 8:09:57 PM

And I will bet everything I own she is nowhere near as hot as Paris.

haha, some of you fucks amaze me.

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 8:10 PM. Reason : .]

10/1/2007 8:10:28 PM

^nice try, troll. I'm gonna go cook dinner - pacific salmon, asparagus and reisling.

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 8:13 PM. Reason : some of us have actually touched a girl before, and have taste.]

10/1/2007 8:11:34 PM

i wouldnt fuck paris because ive seen her fuck. most boring lay ever.

10/1/2007 8:11:48 PM

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"^nice try, troll. I'm gonna go cook dinner - pacific salmon, asparagus and reisling."

Hey man, if you have someone you love and get along with really well, then awesome, that is fantastic. You marry people for various reasons, looks are not always them. But you sport fuck for a lot of OTHER reasons.


Paris is a very rich, famous, and I think we can all agree here, at worst...attractive girl.


That is the gold medal of sport fucking.


I am not saying you gotta marry her, but if you were at a bar in LA on vacation and she was all over you, there is no way in hell you just walk away from that.

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"i wouldnt fuck paris because ive seen her fuck. most boring lay ever. "

Agreed on the boring part. Very boring. However, the rich and famous part would make it worth it. I though, happen to find her very attractive, so that would just be an added bonus.

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 8:17 PM. Reason : .]

10/1/2007 8:14:58 PM

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"And I will bet everything I own she is nowhere near as hot as Paris."

two story milk cartons aren't worth much around here...I'll see your house, and raise you my pocket lint!

10/1/2007 8:15:00 PM

murdoc is an alias for [user]Paris[/user]

ahaha pwnt

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 8:16 PM. Reason : ]

10/1/2007 8:15:14 PM

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"there is no way in hell you just walk away from that."

this is where you and I differ, besides,

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"Most guys I know are put off by the herp."

but hey, if you're all about it, what's a couple of pills a day, right?.


[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 8:17 PM. Reason : .]

10/1/2007 8:17:04 PM

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"[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 8:13 PM. Reason : some of us have actually touched a girl before, and have taste.]"

haha, such a stupid little n00b.

10/1/2007 8:18:39 PM

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"This faggot needs to just STFU. There isn't a single guy on here, or almost any guy that wouldn't fuck the shit out of her. So stop with this homo erotic BS."

You do realize that she has herpes right?

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"She handled herself really well. kudos."

Paris isn't a very loud, obnoxious person....just an idiot....but she's somewhat soft spoken so it wasn't surprising at all...she did, however, look like she was crying or on the verge of....

And there's a reason why Letterman would do this to Paris, and not other guests...

10/1/2007 8:18:56 PM

even if i was at a bar in LA and had drank 18 beers, i'd still keep my hands off paris.

listen if you're in a bar in LA, and paris is the most attractive girl there, you're in the wrong bar.

10/1/2007 8:19:41 PM

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"haha, such a stupid little n00b."

10/1/2007 8:20:36 PM

Why? Because Letterman hates you to and you know Paris, and he wanted to inflict pain upon her to make you suffer also?

I mean, afterall, you do know everyone in HollyWood.

10/1/2007 8:20:38 PM

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"And there's a reason why Letterman would do this to Paris, and not other guests..."

You must not watch a lot of Letterman.

10/1/2007 8:22:10 PM

^^you sound like esgargs on 'ludes. without teh funny. after a lobotomy. and you're an alias.

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 8:22 PM. Reason : ^]

10/1/2007 8:22:17 PM

Dude you're getting all defensive about her. You do realized that even though you wack of to her everynight she still has no clue who you are, and you have no chance at all with her. What is with all this emotional attachment?

10/1/2007 8:22:53 PM

here come the hot messes to try and talk down on a better broad than them to make themselves feel better.

10/1/2007 8:24:19 PM

We are still waiting on you to post a pic of your fiance, which I am willing to bet, is nowhere near as attractive as Paris is.

10/1/2007 8:24:20 PM

If I don't post a pic in 15 minutes...just wait longer.

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 8:26 PM. Reason : you're almost to a hundred, way to go sport!]

10/1/2007 8:26:35 PM

Um, no jackass..

because Paris didn't get on Letterman because her product, singing, acting, talents (whatever they may be) are a contribution to the entertainment and/or retail world. She got on because the only reason she's 'popular' is for being in the tabloids, and without that, she'd be nothing, so they don't talk about her 'talents' in the tabloids, they talk about her 'tabloid worthy' shit, which as you noticed is EXACTLY WHAT THEY TALKED ABOUT.

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 8:27 PM. Reason : MurdoC]

10/1/2007 8:26:45 PM

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"Dude you're getting all defensive about her. You do realized that even though you wack of to her everynight she still has no clue who you are, and you have no chance at all with her. What is with all this emotional attachment? "

haha, see thats the funniest part. It has more to do with you fags, than her. I am not defending her that much, or do I really care. I know I will never fuck her, I know she doesn't and will never know who I am. I am just saying if given the chance, I would hit it and not think twice about it, unlike some of you guys, who are either gay or in denial. or think you are too good for it or whatever your issues might be.

10/1/2007 8:27:14 PM