Me: "Hey, since you are going out with your friend tonight, I'm going to make some chili" mmmmm... this is going to be good! it's been forever since I've made a good hearty pot of chili

Her: "Oh good, don't make it too spicy so I can eat it too!!"

3/4/2009 5:13:41 PM

1)Spoon out Smath sized portion out of pot.
2)add spices to make it hot as shit
3)...
4) Profit?

3/4/2009 5:22:03 PM

that's hardly a woe

3/4/2009 5:22:12 PM

^ agreed - OP must not have been married long if this is a woe heh

3/4/2009 5:22:55 PM

NOTHING! That is NOTHING.
It only gets worse from here, buddy.

3/4/2009 5:40:28 PM

http://www.ashleymadison.com

seriously thou, how awful is it that someone is turning a profit on adultery....it's fucking shameful

3/4/2009 5:59:38 PM

lol this shit is funny

that makes you mad? oh dear...

make 2 batches, ie split the original batch as already mentioned.

duh

3/4/2009 6:35:19 PM

nah, not really mad. more of a pretend "woe"


we got married about 6 months ago.

Quote :

"1)Spoon out Smath sized portion out of pot. 2)add spices to make it hot as shit 3)... 4) Profit?"

see, it has to be cooked together... i just don't add spices to make it hot... peppers and whatnot need to be cooked WITH the chili. I'll be damned if i'm going to make a sub-pot of flavorless goo.

[Edited on March 4, 2009 at 6:48 PM. Reason : ]

3/4/2009 6:47:18 PM

i got a good one regarding my father-in-law and lending of money.

it's gonna be a blog entry, so i'll post it up later when i feel like typing more.

3/4/2009 7:00:15 PM

^^^^ Wow that's screwed up

3/5/2009 4:11:50 AM

Quote :

"see, it has to be cooked together... i just don't add spices to make it hot... peppers and whatnot need to be cooked WITH the chili. I'll be damned if i'm going to make a sub-pot of flavorless goo."

1) Spoon out Smath's wife sized portion out of pot
2) Add spices to make it hot
3) Continue cooking
4)...
5) Profit?

Or just don't tell her next time and when she gets back let her find out you made chili the hard way.

3/5/2009 8:08:14 AM

this is not a woe.

3/5/2009 8:26:02 AM

yeah, but i'm not stupid enough to let loose with any REAL woes concerning my personal life through the internet tubes.

3/5/2009 8:51:33 AM

try driving 35 miles on snow with a 3yr old saying i want to get out and a wife saying youre going too fast every 30 secs each

3/5/2009 9:33:39 AM

Try having a wife that won't shut up from the time her eyes open in the morning to the last time they close at night and no matter how many times you smack her around she still just won't quit.

3/5/2009 10:37:59 AM

why would someone marry a person like that in the first place?

3/5/2009 10:39:59 AM

I dunno I just wanted to post something about smacking a wife around...

3/5/2009 10:42:59 AM

ah fair enough

3/5/2009 10:45:13 AM

^^^ we're dealing with TWWers here....come on now

3/5/2009 10:45:44 AM

Quote :

"yeah, but i'm not stupid enough to let loose with any REAL woes concerning my personal life through the internet tubes."

Good Point.

3/5/2009 12:44:34 PM

Quote :

"try driving 35 miles on snow with a 3yr old saying i want to get out and a wife saying youre going too fast every 30 secs each "

aha. i can see this coming a mile away. why is it that women feel the need to tell men how to fucking drive? unless you want to drive, you need to sit there and keep quiet. or bake a pie...in the car even!

3/5/2009 3:05:54 PM

Yeah, VW has a cooler in the glove box, they need to put in a popout Easy Bake Oven.

3/5/2009 3:47:48 PM

IT all has to cook together, so my plan would be:

1. make the chili spicy as originally planned.
2. purchase 1 can of wolf brand chili.
3. if your chili is too spicy for her, hand her the can of wolf brand chili
4. continue enjoying your chili

3/5/2009 4:28:57 PM

if only laws allowed us to own more than one pot to cook in...but then again they'd have to sell stoves with more than one burner, so that one goes right out the window

3/5/2009 7:31:30 PM

^ That's a pain in the ass.

3/6/2009 9:54:21 AM

exactly. it was supposed to be a relaxing evening of crafting a good pot of chili.


not throwing together meals for both of us.

3/6/2009 11:31:34 AM

make your chili... tell her to deal or make her own. She will appreciate your manly attitude later.

3/6/2009 12:51:24 PM

i don't understand this at all.

3/6/2009 1:17:57 PM

?

3/6/2009 2:02:31 PM

i got 99 problems

3/6/2009 2:54:46 PM

i just don't understand why there would ever be a fight over chili that is all

3/6/2009 5:44:18 PM

it's not a fight over chili. this thread is clearly in jest.

i'm not stooopid enough to air personal shit about my marriage on Tdub.

you are one of those people who gets the "WAHHHH wuhhhh" trombone played for you a lot aren't you?

[Edited on March 6, 2009 at 7:17 PM. Reason : ]

3/6/2009 7:16:55 PM

no. but you are stooooopid enough to make a stooooopid pooooointless thread

oooooooo.

3/6/2009 8:36:02 PM

you know what, this is not chit chat 2. if you don't care for the thread, don't post in it.

3/6/2009 9:02:32 PM

Low... I know.

3/6/2009 9:11:47 PM

^^ since when do you make the rules

3/6/2009 9:17:52 PM

Once women walk down the aisle, they get to the point where they act like they are PMS'ing 24/7.

3/6/2009 9:42:03 PM

wow, this totally makes me want to get married.

3/7/2009 11:46:29 AM

married life is wonderful.

3/7/2009 1:51:32 PM

married life is wonderful.

3/7/2009 8:11:54 PM

ha!

3/7/2009 9:26:31 PM

3/8/2009 5:45:13 PM

Quote :

"Yeah, VW has a cooler in the glove box, they need to put in a popout Easy Bake Oven."

My wife would love that. No really.

I've got no woes. I'm loving married life. The only thing that bugs me sometimes is that she can be really cranky when she's sleepy, but I just learned to work around that

[Edited on March 8, 2009 at 8:32 PM. Reason : I feel like it's something you can control easily]

3/8/2009 8:32:04 PM

World of Warcraft: the center of my woes

3/9/2009 12:37:03 PM

Because you play a lot or he plays a lot? Or are you a WoW couple.

3/10/2009 10:38:34 AM

He is. He had a couple of months where he spent all of his free time playing WoW and I thought that I was going to lose my freakin' mind. He still plays every day, but not excessively.

I just started a WoW account like a week ago after Josh bought me a new laptop. It's ok, but I'd rather play one of my Sims Games.

3/10/2009 2:32:57 PM

yeah i just got a 360 a couple months ago, and married less than a year, so its been a delicate balancing act between the box and the wife. i'm on spring break this week so its been game time

3/12/2009 7:03:00 PM

Once she goes to bed its 360 time

3/22/2009 11:02:58 PM

Quote :

"if only laws allowed us to own more than one pot to cook in...but then again they'd have to sell stoves with more than one burner, so that one goes right out the window"

hahaha, I laughed, but only because this girl who lives down the street from me has only one burner on her stove

3/23/2009 1:20:37 AM

Quote :

"its been a delicate balancing act between the box and the wife."

Does not compute
Bad Sequencing
Unable to Distinguish between box and wife
Unique Constraint on Trigger
Fatal Error32
Crash

3/23/2009 2:20:20 PM