11/10/2009 9:06:59 AM

thread delivers

11/10/2009 9:07:47 AM

big love to bigman

11/10/2009 9:09:09 AM

marko you are a titan of wolfwebbery

11/10/2009 9:09:14 AM

11/10/2009 9:09:22 AM

this is going in here too right now cause it's my JAM OF THE DAY

11/10/2009 9:11:10 AM

Truthiness itt

11/10/2009 9:12:17 AM

TAFT YOU BIG NANCY

11/10/2009 9:15:17 AM

UR POLICIES ARE LIKE A BABY WITH A SEAL ON IT

11/10/2009 9:18:07 AM

<3 marko

11/20/2009 2:24:22 PM

fuck sidescrolling threads

11/20/2009 2:25:52 PM

Quote :

"While Roosevelt was campaigning in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, on October 14, 1912, a saloonkeeper named John Schrank shot him, but the bullet lodged in his chest only after penetrating both his steel eyeglass case and passing through a thick (50 pages) single-folded copy of the speech he was carrying in his jacket. Roosevelt, as an experienced hunter and anatomist, correctly concluded that since he wasn't coughing blood, the bullet had not completely penetrated the chest wall to his lung, and so declined suggestions he go to the hospital immediately. Instead, he delivered his scheduled speech with blood seeping into his shirt. He spoke for ninety minutes. His opening comments to the gathered crowd were, "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose." Afterwards, probes and X-ray showed that the bullet had traversed three inches (76 mm) of tissue and lodged in Roosevelt's chest muscle but did not penetrate the pleura, and it would be more dangerous to attempt to remove the bullet than to leave it in place. Roosevelt carried it with him for the rest of his life."

[Edited on November 20, 2009 at 2:36 PM. Reason : -]

11/20/2009 2:35:56 PM

12/19/2009 6:31:01 PM

he is my favorite president

12/19/2009 6:35:22 PM

Quote :

"The ranch was located on the Little Missouri, about thirty miles from Medora, on the Northern Pacific. Medora was named after the wife of the Marquis de Mores, and the marquis owned the lands on both sides of the Roosevelt ranch. He had in his employ the toughest lot of cowboys in that part of the country, and there was trouble in the air all the time. The marquis and his gang seemed to think they could run the whole country, and threw a lot of big bluffs our way. Two men named Reilly and O'Donnell were told by the marquis that they were encroaching on his land, and notified by him that if they didn't get out at once they would be shot on sight. One day these two men were fired upon from ambush, Reilly being killed and O'Donnell crippled for life. The marquis was arrested and tried for the murder of Reilly, but his money saved him from the gallows — he was acquitted. Soon after this Bill and I were notified that if we didn't get East where we belonged our bones would be found on the ranch, and the life of Colonel Roosevelt also was threatened. The De Mores crowd claimed that we were on their land. A man named Paddock was De Mores' right-hand man, and he made the open threat that he would shoot Colonel Roosevelt on sight. The colonel was in New York at the time, but the day he got back to the ranch and heard what had been going on, he mounted his horse and rode straight over to the De Mores ranch. He hunted up Paddock, and said: "I understand that you have threatened to kill me on sight. Now, I have come over to see when you want to begin the killing, and to inform you that if you have anything to say against me now is the time to say it." Paddock turned pale, and stuttered out something about it being all a mistake; that he had never made any such threats. He-made all sorts of apologies, and then Colonel Roosevelt rode back to his ranch."

[Edited on December 19, 2009 at 6:45 PM. Reason : goddamn big images... formatted for readability]

12/19/2009 6:41:24 PM

that's a bad-ass tie.

12/19/2009 6:45:50 PM

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" Now, I have come over to see when you want to begin the killing, and to inform you that if you have anything to say against me now is the time to say it." "

I loled hard. gg teddy!

12/19/2009 6:46:47 PM

1/2/2010 7:15:24 PM

suspend

1/2/2010 7:16:08 PM

Well...

There went motherfucking Teddy Roosevelt.

1/2/2010 8:37:53 PM

lol

1/2/2010 8:40:42 PM

close this shit -> message_topic.aspx?topic=587822

2/6/2010 12:34:15 PM

2/6/2010 2:19:45 PM

TEDDY MOTHERFUCKIN' ROOSEVELT

2/6/2010 2:31:06 PM

2/6/2010 2:35:12 PM

PBTH PBTH PBTH PBTH PBTH

2/28/2011 8:34:16 AM

2/28/2011 8:37:33 AM

Quote :

"that's a bad-ass tie."

I saw this picture just now and thought to myself "that's a bad-ass tie."

at least i'm consistent.

2/28/2011 9:02:00 AM

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

2/28/2011 9:20:07 AM

2/28/2011 9:37:02 AM

2/28/2011 10:40:45 AM

2/28/2011 11:27:41 AM

Here is a young Teddy watching Lincoln's funeral procession from his granddad's window

2/28/2011 11:35:28 AM

Stop! Drop! Shut 'em down open up shop!

3/1/2011 1:56:03 PM

JUST IN CASE YOU FORGOT

HERE HE COMES

9/24/2011 5:00:18 PM

Quote :

"Too much cannot be said against the men of wealth who sacrifice everything to getting wealth. There is not in the world a more ignoble character than the mere money-getting American, insensible to every duty, regardless of every principle, bent only on amassing a fortune, and putting his fortune only to the basest uses —whether these uses be to speculate in stocks and wreck railroads himself, or to allow his son to lead a life of foolish and expensive idleness and gross debauchery, or to purchase some scoundrel of high social position, foreign or native, for his daughter. Such a man is only the more dangerous if he occasionally does some deed like founding a college or endowing a church, which makes those good people who are also foolish forget his real iniquity. These men are equally careless of the working men, whom they oppress, and of the State, whose existence they imperil. There are not very many of them, but there is a very great number of men who approach more or less closely to the type,and, just in so far as they do so approach, they are curses to the country."

Quote :

"MALFACTORS OF GREAT WEALTH" ANDTHE PANIC OF 1907. It may well be that the determination of the government (in which, gentlemen,it will not waver) to punish certain malefactors of great wealth, has been responsible for something of the trouble; at least to the extent of having caused these men to combine to bring about as much financial stress as possible, in order to discredit the policy of the government and thereby secure a reversal of that policy, so that they may enjoy"

[Edited on September 24, 2011 at 5:36 PM. Reason : format]

9/24/2011 5:35:08 PM

BAWWLIN'!!!!

9/25/2011 1:00:46 AM

i wish people still talked like that

9/25/2011 1:18:36 AM

Our political process would never tolerate a philosophical president.

9/25/2011 10:45:46 AM

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"who was the best president ever"

MAKE WAY FOR MOTHERFUCKING TEDDY ROOSEVELT

10/25/2011 8:59:11 AM

Quote :

"Our political process would never tolerate a philosophical president. "

Sad but true.

10/25/2011 9:22:14 AM

10/25/2011 9:25:09 AM

BIG THREAD

BIG VIDEO

7/28/2013 3:36:22 PM

im pretty sure this motherfucker was killing the spanish hand to hand when he was secretary of the navy.

7/28/2013 3:48:44 PM

Here comes your 19th nervous breakdown 26th President

7/28/2013 4:03:04 PM

7/28/2013 7:20:29 PM

7/28/2013 7:27:33 PM