I've put gas in my car four times since February thanks to carpooling to work. On average, I drive about 274 miles between fill-ups and get a little over 32 miles per gallon.

I stay pretty trim without really having to think about it or exercise or any of that shit because I don't generally drink sugary soda, I take the stairs, and I don't sit down with a whole bag of chips or cookies.

I buy, like, two packs of razors a year on account of I run the blade down my forearm to smooth out nicks in the blade. I also pat the blade dry when I'm done. I don't know if that does anything, really, but it probably doesn't hurt.

What the hell is People magazine even about?

This one girl was talking about how she had this chicken BLT salad from Wendy's. That motherfucker has, like, 790 calories and more than 50 grams of fat. Holy shit.

I put the money I earn from overtime into my Roth IRA. I mean, I have a Roth IRA. I mean, I have savings. I ain't rich. I ain't need to be rich. I need to have enough money to keep buying popsicles when I'm 80 fucking years old. I ain't havin' no kids, neither.

You should put spinach on your sandwich instead of lettuce. Get that iron and whatnot. It tastes better, I'm telling you.

[Edited on May 7, 2010 at 2:09 PM. Reason : i mean i'll drink diet]

5/7/2010 2:09:16 PM

With the mirror reflection, I'm dancin' with myself

5/7/2010 2:11:42 PM

I recommend Ritalin.

5/7/2010 2:12:57 PM

Quote :

"I buy, like, two packs of razors a year on account of I run the blade down my forearm to smooth out nicks in the blade."

Wait, wat? how does this work? I too need to cut back on my razor expenses

Quote :

"You should put spinach on your sandwich instead of lettuce. Get that iron and whatnot. It tastes better, I'm telling you. "

Hell yea, spinach on a sandwich is the shit.

5/7/2010 2:13:20 PM

You can use jeans, but I don't wear jeans when I shave, so I use my rugged arm hair.

http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-extend-the-life-of-your-Razor-Blade-keeping

5/7/2010 2:15:07 PM

this thread should wind up being a fort to keep women out




NO STUPID ASS BITCHES

i cant get with the taste of raw spinach enough to use it in anything other than a salad supplement.

[Edited on May 7, 2010 at 2:16 PM. Reason : f]

5/7/2010 2:15:40 PM

BigHitSunday, he said people who ain't dumb as hell. Get out.

5/7/2010 2:16:05 PM

So what you tryna say

5/7/2010 2:16:45 PM

Quote :

"You should put spinach on your sandwich instead of lettuce. Get that iron and whatnot. It tastes better, I'm telling you."

I do that with every one of my sandwiches. I feel like spinach usually keeps longer than lettuce, too.

[Edited on May 7, 2010 at 2:18 PM. Reason : a]

5/7/2010 2:18:33 PM

You can certainly tell that lettuce is turning faster than you can spinach. It's all in the perception, really. You can eat pretty much anything if you hold your nose.

5/7/2010 2:19:22 PM

lettuce is terrible i hate that I have to buy a whole head because i only buy lettuce as needed so its 3/4 of a head wasted

i give the cull to my freshwater snails but it really sucks as far as nutritive benefit to them

5/7/2010 2:19:46 PM

That guy said he had been using the same disposable razor for 6 months!!!!!!!!!

I can't believe no one told me about this until now. Its like an answer to a prayer.

5/7/2010 2:19:52 PM

Quote :

"You can eat pretty much anything if you hold your nose."

That's what she said.

5/7/2010 2:20:05 PM

FroshKiller delivers.

5/7/2010 2:20:25 PM

^That's what she said.

5/7/2010 2:25:59 PM

Um

5/7/2010 2:26:27 PM

McDanger, you are on thin ice!

5/7/2010 2:26:50 PM

Quote :

"I need to have enough money to keep buying popsicles when I'm 80 fucking years old."

haha

5/7/2010 2:27:45 PM

UM

5/7/2010 2:39:44 PM

man why don't you go play x-wing or some shit

5/7/2010 2:43:00 PM

i make sandwiches on

homemade bread, which

in addition to tasting better

cost less than half what its store counterpart does

and i know whats in there

[Edited on May 7, 2010 at 2:47 PM. Reason : i left out words]

5/7/2010 2:45:05 PM

Quote :

"man why don't you go play x-wing or some shit"

no dice muchacho gotta work

5/7/2010 2:45:48 PM

5/7/2010 2:47:00 PM

Yo frosh, you need this shirt:

5/7/2010 2:47:31 PM

WTF?

I SAY SON FOOL. THAT IS NOT FROSHKILLER'S GOD DAMNED WORD.

5/7/2010 2:48:11 PM

I'll say son all I want, and you'll like it.

I would also wear this shirt: http://www.marriedtothesea.com/050107/dark-ages.gif

5/7/2010 2:50:46 PM

You can say it all you want, but that doesn't make it your word fool.

5/7/2010 2:52:36 PM

haha awesome

I have this posted on the wall of my cube:

5/7/2010 2:52:37 PM

The fact that you thought froshkiller was the individual saying son makes me mad inside my head son.

5/7/2010 2:53:58 PM

5/7/2010 2:57:14 PM

Quote :

" People who ain't dumb as hell"

you called?

5/7/2010 2:58:32 PM

At least you've gone away from suggesting son to non-sons.

5/7/2010 2:58:53 PM

Quote :

"What the hell is People magazine even about?"

Brought to you by the same people that brought you Stuff magazine. Next week, our inaugural issue of Things.

5/7/2010 4:00:25 PM

a post-troll world itt

5/7/2010 4:02:12 PM

All right, seriously. I regulate my body temperature by eating sugar-free popsicles and the ice in my drinks. I save big money on air conditioning in the summer this way.

7/22/2010 6:31:46 PM

i chew on ice in the summer to keep cool and to destroy my teeth

7/22/2010 6:45:15 PM

you jokers must have freaking blonde, skinny facial hair. I can dull a razor in like 3 uses

I used 3 of the 3 blade dealies during the last week-long business trip. And bump 5 o'clock shadow, I've got gristle after lunch. Freaking wolly mammoth

7/22/2010 7:06:25 PM

Useful thread for keeping track of who not to take seriously: message_topic.aspx?topic=601396

9/2/2010 11:12:57 AM

^ haha

What is your ratio of diet sodas to amount of water you drink a day?

Salads can be high calories and thats before the dressing is even touching the lettuce/spinach

9/2/2010 11:21:44 AM

I probably drink one diet soda for every three glasses of water on average.

Of course salads can be high-calorie. A glass of water can be high-calorie if you put fuckin' Jolly Ranchers in it. The thread says people who ain't dumb as hell, though.

9/2/2010 12:43:16 PM

Are you maxing out your Roth every year?

9/2/2010 12:51:16 PM

I would if I weren't poor and running into goddamn unexpected home expenses every five minutes this year.

9/2/2010 12:54:57 PM

eating ice makes my teeth hurt

9/2/2010 1:08:36 PM

::unzips pants::

9/2/2010 2:08:13 PM

I don't buy retarded uni-taskers for my kitchen. I save money by not paying for something stupid, I save space by not filling my cabinets and drawers with something stupid, and I save time by not having to wash something stupid when I use it.

4/22/2011 11:15:18 AM

ITT FroshKiller is misogynistic

4/22/2011 11:18:34 AM

SHOW YOUR WORK

4/22/2011 11:19:51 AM

so you are against pizza cutters?

4/22/2011 11:23:32 AM

Pizza cutters work for quesadillas and chopping herbs!

4/22/2011 11:30:41 AM

my favorite mtts

4/22/2011 12:02:02 PM