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wolfpackgrrr
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"Ehlers is distributing the female condoms in the various South African cities where the World Cup soccer games are taking place.
The woman inserts the latex condom like a tampon. Jagged rows of teeth-like hooks line its inside and attach on a man's penis during penetration, Ehlers said.
Once it lodges, only a doctor can remove it -- a procedure Ehlers hopes will be done with authorities on standby to make an arrest.
"It hurts, he cannot pee and walk when it's on," she said. "If he tries to remove it, it will clasp even tighter... however, it doesn't break the skin, and there's no danger of fluid exposure.""


http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/africa/06/20/south.africa.female.condom/index.html?hpt=C1

Ouch

6/21/2010 4:00:49 AM

vinylbandit
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rape condoms

[old] as shit

6/21/2010 4:09:47 AM

BIGcementpon
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yeah, [old] and completely

6/21/2010 4:36:20 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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I thought they were old too but these are apparently [new].

6/21/2010 6:12:40 AM

StillFuchsia
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from 2005:

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/11/magazine/11ideas1-4.html

6/21/2010 7:24:18 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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heh guess CNN is just being lazy as hell today then.

6/21/2010 7:25:21 AM

BigMan157
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that's pretty much exactly what i would picture the inventor of such a device to look like

6/21/2010 7:50:46 AM

EMCE
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I'm not advocating rape or anything. But I would suspect that any woman caught using this device would be murdered.

6/21/2010 7:57:16 AM

BigMan157
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if you suspect a woman to be wearing such a device (or i guess the device is wearing her), give her a swift kick in the hey-nonny-nonny-hey

6/21/2010 8:02:52 AM

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See, most women think we use foreplay to warm things up. We're actually just checking to see if there are any traps in her trap before we go to town

6/21/2010 8:05:35 AM

BigMan157
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6/21/2010 8:08:34 AM

Nighthawk
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In other news, incidents of anal rape are on the rise in South Africa. Doctors are still trying to determine why.

6/21/2010 8:10:50 AM

evan
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"Once it lodges, only a doctor can remove it"

hahahaha yeah right

6/21/2010 9:06:01 AM

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6/21/2010 9:59:14 AM

ncsuapex
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When memes die its an ugly thing.

6/21/2010 10:02:19 AM

ALkatraz
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6/21/2010 10:12:33 AM

Skack
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that's pretty much exactly what i would picture the inventor of such a device to look like

6/21/2010 10:42:20 AM

wwwebsurfer
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So is the female just supposed to wear this around 24/7? Is there like a 90% chance she's going to get raped? Sounds kinda stupid.

6/21/2010 10:59:12 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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"South Africa has one of the highest rape rates in the world, Human Rights Watch says on its website. A 2009 report by the nation's Medical Research Council found that 28 percent of men surveyed had raped a woman or girl, with one in 20 saying they had raped in the past year, according to Human Rights Watch.

In most African countries, rape convictions are not common. Affected women don't get immediate access to medical care, and DNA tests to provide evidence are unaffordable."


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"Women take drastic measures to prevent rape in South Africa, Ehlers said, with some wearing extra tight biker shorts and others inserting razor blades wrapped in sponges in their private parts."

6/21/2010 11:02:03 AM

G.O.D
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the mens is all like scuured now. just don't put your junk where it don't belong.

6/21/2010 11:13:31 AM

ncstatetke
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this thread title is lacking a hyphen

6/21/2010 11:16:49 AM

0EPII1
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this thread title is lacking a hymen

6/21/2010 11:20:48 AM

BubbleBobble
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I'm not advocating rape or anything. But I would suspect that any woman caught using this device would be murdered.

6/21/2010 11:57:41 AM

wwwebsurfer
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Just as a follow-up, can't the rapists just stick a finger in there, check for safety, remove if necessary, then get it on?

Seems like it's effectiveness would drop drastically once people start checking.

6/21/2010 3:05:58 PM

Mr. Joshua
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_device

6/21/2010 3:11:24 PM

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6/21/2010 3:17:04 PM

BlackDog
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6/21/2010 3:18:35 PM

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6/21/2010 3:25:00 PM

MrsCake
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VAGINA DENTATA


IT'S REEEEEEEAAALLL!!!

6/21/2010 3:40:17 PM

grimx
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6/21/2010 4:00:07 PM

th3oretecht
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that movie is fucked up

6/21/2010 4:03:35 PM

wolfpackgrrr
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^ Which one, Teeth or The Lion King?

6/21/2010 8:23:06 PM

timswar
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Sounds like something out of Snowcrash

http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/content.asp?Bnum=840

6/21/2010 8:52:28 PM

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6/21/2010 10:54:15 PM

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