or not, whatevs

8/16/2010 11:34:09 PM

fap
water break
fap
lunch break
fap
nap
fap
nap
fap
go home

8/16/2010 11:34:41 PM

9:15 AM - Apply for job
10:30 AM - Play L4D2 with sanarion before he goes to work
11:45 AM - Eat lunch
12:30 PM - Apply for more jobs
3:00 PM - Fold laundry
3:15 PM - Apply for jobs
6:00 PM - Start cooking dinner
8:45 PM - Look for jobs to apply to

8/16/2010 11:36:32 PM

clock in
check email
smoke
write schedule for staff
write schedule for resident
academics
exercise outing
cook dinner for 8 with a resident
chores
smoke
shower resident
fill out data books
write narrative of my day with the resident
submit shift report
clock out
smoke
ride bike to bar and get drunk

8/16/2010 11:40:07 PM

unlock the door
plan craft and snack
wait for kids
kids show up
playtime
singing
reading
snack
diapers
craft
play/songs/books/bubbles
parents come to pick up
clean

8/16/2010 11:42:08 PM

arrive
work
lunch
work
go home

i'm not lazy like some of you people

8/16/2010 11:46:03 PM

program
write code
try to take over the world

8/17/2010 12:15:47 AM

Talk to corporate...

black out in the sewer. Meet a giant fish. Fuck his brains out.

8/17/2010 12:30:09 AM

you all suck for wanting to think about work for even a second while you're not there

8/17/2010 12:56:17 AM

on a typical shift

5pm arrive
5pm-4am work
4am leave

8/17/2010 2:13:49 AM

check email
check work email
respond to work emails
fix urgent program(s)
meeting
lunch
write code
meeting
validate code
meeting
code/slack off
go home

8/17/2010 2:15:12 AM

throughout the summer:

8am - Arrive
8-9am - Read/reply to e-mails that came overnight
9am-12:30pm - Organize lunch for ~12
12:30-2pm - Feast
2pm-5pm - Meetings
5pm-6pm - Do work for both morning and afternoon
6pm-??pm - Go out w/ fun ppl from work

8/17/2010 2:18:09 AM

get there
turn on computer
turn on radio
make a pot of coffee
turn on space heater
check email
drink two cups of coffee and 5 bottles of water
TWW and Facebook for 4 hours
lunch
TWW and Facebook for 5 hours
turn off space heater
turn off computer
turn off radio
go home

8/17/2010 2:18:24 AM

we talking deployed (like right now) or back home?

8/17/2010 2:28:18 AM

los dos

8/17/2010 2:31:08 AM

I usually drive 8-12 brand new cars on a daily basis. Pretty cool really

8/17/2010 2:34:50 AM

make money.

get bitches.

8/17/2010 9:04:40 AM

7:00 Arrive
7:05 Check email/make copies
7:15 Morning Duty (if I have it that day)
7:36 First bell; Teach Study Skills
9:06 Class Change
9:10 Second Period; Teach Integrated Reading
10:40 Class Change
10:44 Third Period; Planning
12:56 Class Change
1:00 Fourth Period; Teach English I
2:15 Kids go home
2:25 Meetings, Prepping for the next day, Phone callls
4-ish Home

8/17/2010 9:07:19 AM

Home Station
Get in
Schedule work for people to do
Coordinate Ammo movements for all of USAFE
Coordinate with other shops on base
Schedule more work for people to do
Prepare Schedule power point/briefs for Cols
Go Home

Deployed
Get in
Guard People
Go home

8/17/2010 9:07:40 AM

In Before:

Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late...after that I just sorta space out for about an hour. I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

But in reality:
Get in around 7:30am
Check Email, News, Eat Breakfast
Work until lunch
11:30am-12:30pm lunch break. Usually read at my desk
Work after lunch
Go home

of course during the work periods, there are intermittent periods of non-work

8/17/2010 9:10:59 AM

I get in with the carpool around 7:45. I log into my workstation and laugh at the awful escalation e-mails sent overnight by the receptionists in California.

On Skype, my carpool friends and I review the scuttlebutt around the office: who's out sick, who's talking on the speakerphone like a jackass, who brought doughnuts, etc.

If I had database restore requests waiting from the night before, I check on them. If I have open cases waiting on another department to return a result, I check for the results. I try to have coffee by this time.

My team leader comes around by 9:00 to chat with everyone and review the plan for the day, if there is one. That usually means bug testing for our latest release candidate.

There's generally no new work for the day until 10:00. I like to tweak my demo data and work on custom reports and shit like that during this time. Sometimes, I read documentation for other products.

None of my clients are live with the product I support yet, so I don't many support cases. I spend the morning helping my friends with cases. We usually just bullshit over Skype, but the new guy gets stuff that needs to be reviewed at his desk. That gives me a chance to say hello to my old team.

Lunch at noon. Half the time, I've brought leftovers. The other half of the time, we go out. We have a weekly pilgrimage to Pei Wei.

If it's a Monday or Thursday, I usually have a call with a client in the afternoon to review the status of their implementation. Right now, that means a lot of defining roles: Who does what in your organization, who should I talk to when a decision needs to be made about implementation, and what do your current workflows look like?

I usually wind up documenting bugs or helping my teammates with product-specific cases most of the afternoon. If there's nothing more interesting going on, I bullshit on the Internet or complain to my team lead about development issues that I have a snowball's chance in Hell of influencing.

Work ends at 5:00. I head downstairs and meet my carpool in the lobby. On the ride home, we decompress. If there was an interesting case, we talk about it in detail and discuss ways the issue could have been prevented. This is the most productive part of my day with regard to my job. We also vent about irritating clients, irritating co-workers, and irritating bugs in the core platform.

By the time I get home, work is a distant memory. Even though I work with some of my best friends, I like to keep my work and my personal life compartmentalized.

[Edited on August 17, 2010 at 9:19 AM. Reason : wrt]

8/17/2010 9:16:53 AM

Get here 8:30 to 9

Return phone calls and emails 9-12

12-2 Lunch

Make new phone calls and send new emails 2-6

Leave 6-7

8/17/2010 9:21:02 AM

show up at 8, unlock doors
check email
start experiments
get frustrated cause they dont' work
lunch / facebook break
more experimenting
give up around 6
go home

8/17/2010 9:23:03 AM

Sit down at the desk around 6:45
Eat breakfast while reading some emails
Work
Take a dump
Work
Go get lunch, and bring it back to my desk to eat. Work.
Work
Leave around 5 or so to go home.

At any time during the day, there's a hoard of jerks beating down my door for various reasons.

8/17/2010 9:25:33 AM

Lots of people eating lunch at their desk ITT

I couldn't handle that...7-8 hours in the same chair is more than enough

8/17/2010 9:30:38 AM

I work from home a lot, and I freelance a bit



whenever I feel like it - wake up (usually around 8-8:30)
check email, see what needs to be done for the day
IM coworkers to talk about upcoming tasks, see when they're going in to the office
have breakfast/coffee, bullshit on the internet, take a shower
drive to the office (usually between 10-11)
work on shit
lunch
come back and continue working on shit until 6ish
drive home
eat dinner, bullshit on the internet
work on shit until 11 at least, more likely 1AM, sometimes 3AM
sleep

8/17/2010 9:54:56 AM

Quote :

"Lots of people eating lunch at their desk ITT I couldn't handle that...7-8 hours in the same chair is more than enough"

While there are certainly days I am at my desk doing calculations or writing a report most of the day, a lot of the time I am in meetings with the client or out talking to people in other disciplines to clarify/coordinate stuff etc.

Fairly frequently I am actually coming back to my desk to read a book and get a break over lunch as opposed to sitting there all morning and then continuing to sit there.

[Edited on August 17, 2010 at 10:05 AM. Reason : ]

8/17/2010 10:05:03 AM

Depends on the day, so I'll just do today:

0530 - wake up to give a friend a ride to the airport. good deed of the day done.
0555 - back to bed
0700 - sleep
0800 - sleep
0900 - sleep
1000 - sleep
1005 - get a call from crew scheduling for a sequence. Actually, a third call, but signal sucks in Puerto Rico - even though my phone is indicating 3G and 4/5 bars. So two voicemails and a phone call.
1006 - eat breakfast, watch sportscenter
1100 - browse t-dub, see thread, reply to thread
1200 - take shower, get ready, etc
1330 - leave for airport, avoid shitty island drivers, park
1400 - get to crew room, sign in, check docs/messages
1425 - go to airplane, if on time, preflight in Caribbean heat, sweat, press buttons, sweat more
1455 - welp, we were supposed to be blocked out by now, but I bet the pax aren't loaded, or something is broken, or we're running on island time
1515 - positive rate, gear up - we're on the Shopper's Dash to Saint Thomas, just a hop, skip, and jump away.
1540 - arrive
1553 - supposed to leave
1600 - finally...back to San Juan
1715 - rinse repeat, but Saint Croix this time
1820 - back to San Juan
2000 - to Pointe-à-Pitre, Guadeloupe
2150 - arrive
2200 - leave for hotel
2210 - get to hotel, a little TV, sleep

8/17/2010 11:41:55 AM

Make the gizmodo/engadget/whatever rounds
contemplate suicide
piss
repeat

8/17/2010 11:54:14 AM

%Office%

-Show up Early and Unlock the Doors.
-Throw Lunch into the Fridge.
-Dock my Laptop.
-Go Get Coffee and Bottled Water.
-Chat in the Break Room.
-Check Email.
-Work on Implementation Documentation for my Next Trip.
-Update my Imaging/Cloning Instructions for the Mobiles at my Next Client.
-Log into the Virtual Machines to Load Customer Databases, Test Data Load Scripts, OS Compatibility Testing, etc.
-Go to Meetings about Meetings.
-Eat Said Lunch and Gmail Chat, Ebaumsworld, Youtube, Facebook, CNN, etc (Sometimes Eat at Deli at the Gym for Lunch with Co-Workers, or Go to a Restaurant with Co-Workers).
-Answer Co-Workers Emails about Computer Problems, Fix Them When They Cannot Follow Simple Instructions (i.e. Project Managers).
-Work with Developers/Programmers and suggests Efficient Methodologies for Software Deployment.
-Work with Quality Assurance and Suggest Efficient Methodologies for Software Integrity.
-Verify that Implementation is Unaffected by Aforementioned Departments' Work Ethic.
-Un-Dock my Laptop.
-Home.

%Traveling%

-Arrive at Customer.
-Implement Software and Train Local IT in Processes.
-Home.

[Edited on August 17, 2010 at 12:02 PM. Reason : -]

8/17/2010 12:00:29 PM

9:45 PM show up, set up
10:00 PM start playing songs
10:01 PM-2:05 AM play songs, drink beer
2:10 AM tear down
2:30 AM go home

8/17/2010 12:07:47 PM

Initially over the summer:

Wake up at 8am
Get to work around 9 or 9:30am, depending on buses
Small talk with boss in the same office
Read my articles/go do science in the lab
Eat lunch outside awkwardly with coworkers who speak Dutch
Finish science in lab, apply for jobs
Go home at 5pm

Midway over summer

Wake up 8am
Talk to g/f, TWW
Get to work around 10am
TWW, stare at boss, ask for work, get no work
Finish science in about an hour
Eat lunch by myself at 1pm
Apply for jobs
Go home at 5pm

End of summer (boss gone)
Wake up 9am
TWW, g/f
Get to work 11am
Apply for jobs
Lunch at my desk, cause no one was there at all
Apply for jobs
Leave at 5pm

8/17/2010 12:08:03 PM

Average day as a stay at home mom:

7:00 am Start the day & sneak a quick shower
-Wake Silas up & dress him
-Prepare meds & sneak them to him
-Let dog out, feed dog
-Cook breakfast & unload dishwasher
-Everyone eat breakfast (check intarweb during breakfast)
-Pick up around the downstairs
9:00 am Depending on the day of the week, in-home therapy with Silas or taking Silas out to group
12:00 pm Fix lunch and eat (check intarweb during lunch)
-Play with Silas or in-home therapy
2:30 pm Put Silas in his room for down time
-Cleaning, laundry, bills, plan dinner, try to sneak in some reading or nap
-4:30 Get Silas up
-Feed Silas a snack & play
-cook dinner
-Family time
By 9 pm put Silas to bed
Wash, rinse, and repeat.

8/17/2010 12:33:01 PM

7am - Arrive
7am - 4:30pm - Design rockets, talk to astronauts every now and then, do some secret government stuff
4:30pm - Go home

8/17/2010 12:49:50 PM

actually...if i was to describe an average day at my job i would say

"BORIN' AS SHIT"

8/17/2010 12:55:30 PM

6am- arrive at work.
605am- check work emails/voicemails, reply to emails/voicemails
630am- take shit
7am- browse internet, wait for replies to emails/voicemails
8am- morning meetings
10am- browse internet, wait for replies to emails/voicemails
12pm- midday meetings/project statuses
1pm- browse internet, wait for replies to emails/voicemails
3pm- answer emails from asshole coworkers who took their sweet time replying to emails I sent out at 605am.
4pm- food break
5pm- browse internet
6pm- evening correspondence meeting with unhygienic, nocturnal, and socially retarded software developers.
8pm- leave

8/17/2010 1:28:18 PM

8/17/2010 2:01:44 PM

shift turnover
pull bottom ash
after that, every day is different. help with clearances, help with rounds, troubleshoot stuff that isn't working right, do some weekly checks, unclog some coal chutes, start/stop limestone ball mills, etc etc
shift turnover
go home

6 am to 6 pm or 6 pm to 6 am. 12 hr rotating swing shifts.

8/17/2010 2:09:57 PM

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8/18/2010 2:11:20 PM

^

8/18/2010 2:12:22 PM

8/18/2010 2:12:50 PM

turn on computer
fix coffee
drink coffee
surf web
finish coffee
turn on email
reply/forward emails
refill coffee
do work
surf web
go lunch
surf web
do work
reply/forward emails
do work
drink water
go home

8/18/2010 2:13:53 PM

lol

1) post on the wolfweb
2) go to break
3) post on the wolfweb
4) go to lunch
5) post on the wolfweb
6) clock out
7) Collect $$$

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8/18/2010 2:13:57 PM

At my old job:

1) Get to work
2) Eat breakfast
3) Teach class
4) Eat lunch
5) Dick around tww
6) Teach class
7) Dick around tww
8) Grade shit
9) Leave work

At my new job, don't really know yet because I started yesterday

8/18/2010 2:15:01 PM

1) Fuck bitches
2) Get money

8/18/2010 3:06:09 PM

diapers, cooking, and play all day...the end!

8/18/2010 3:19:14 PM