ITT, we post the bizarre/inappropriate things our bosses say to us. My boss has a lot of Michael Scott moments.

Today
Him: "Well, don't you look sexy today!"

Last Week (In a meeting with about 15 folks, including a senior VP)
Him: "You're going home to the farm next week, right?"
Me: "Yep!"
Him: "I want you to send some pics of yourself squeezing on some tits!" (gesticulates milking a cow)

MOAR!

12/22/2010 9:23:20 AM

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12/22/2010 9:23:46 AM

well, DO you look sexy today? WILL you be squeezing some teats?

12/22/2010 9:24:35 AM

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12/22/2010 9:24:48 AM

Shit! I missed that thread. Darnit.

12/22/2010 9:25:40 AM

Quote :

"Ummmm, Do you still work here? "

12/22/2010 10:04:18 AM

Need pics to verify boss' judgment before we can ridicule him.

12/22/2010 10:14:26 AM

^^HAHA! That's terrible. Internship at large company? Interns come and go so frequently ... that's the only explanation I could understand for a comment like that.

^ [NO] Knee-high black boots, black leggings, knee-length black skirt, black turtleneck sweater, plaid trenchcoat

No skin exposed other than my hands and face. He's just a freakshow.

12/22/2010 10:21:55 AM

naah he just likes to mess with me like that or maybe he is forgetful like that

12/22/2010 10:23:54 AM

"We are having problems with the internet Amazon is loading really slow and making the computer freeze up." Referring to his computer with a 450 MHz process and windows 98.

12/22/2010 10:24:13 AM

^^^Why are you still at work? I thought the bourbon brigade was rolling into Raleigh for the holidays.

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12/22/2010 10:37:50 AM

I fly in late Christmas Eve.

Bring on the bourbon! Woo!

12/22/2010 10:47:11 AM

Boss: "You are from North Carolina?"

Me: "yeah"

Boss: "Well I wouldn't have guessed that: You don't look like you have a corn cob sticking out of your ear"

what the fuck does that even mean?

12/22/2010 11:18:58 AM

Sounds like he's confusing NC with a midwestern state.

and also displaying his vast ignorance.

12/22/2010 11:24:57 AM

you should sue him for discriminatory remarks

teach that yankee a lesson

12/22/2010 11:28:53 AM

Princeton grad go figure.

This is what he said to an Asian postdoc twirling a pen in her hands:

"I have noticed that orientals are the best at twirling stuff with their fingers. It must be because orientals use the chopsticks so much."

12/22/2010 11:41:36 AM

"Cinnabon is hiring."

12/22/2010 8:23:44 PM