I've been home sick for two days and he goes outside and steps in some other dogs shit on three paws, comes back in and tracks 30-40 shit stain spots all over my downstairs carpet before I could coral him out

1/6/2011 2:23:10 AM

on the whole, dogs are stupid, filthy animals

1/6/2011 2:30:56 AM

I don't have this problem with my gibbons.

1/6/2011 2:41:29 AM

someone needs to invent kitten mittens for dogs

1/6/2011 3:03:15 AM

I totally expected this to be a website.. I wonder if I would have clicked..

1/6/2011 3:08:55 AM

my dog does make TOOOOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME

1/6/2011 3:10:33 AM

Paging shmorri2...

1/6/2011 6:33:12 AM

lol. My dog is awesome, he doesn't do that.

1/6/2011 6:34:27 AM

^^ I hate you Mr. H...

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1/6/2011 6:53:33 AM

my dogs #1 dirty habit is being a hound dog she rolls in dead animal carcasses to cover her own scent.... so.... we keep her away from dead animal carcasses.

1/6/2011 7:03:27 AM

^ she also rapes people

1/6/2011 7:11:18 AM

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1/6/2011 8:03:02 AM

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"my dogs #1 dirty habit is being a hound dog she rolls in dead animal carcasses to cover her own scent"

this...i wash our dogs once a month and my dog manages to smell like roadkill within a day or two...i didn't even know we had so many dead animals in our back yard

1/6/2011 8:10:31 AM

Yeah my dog gets washed a lot but then she also sleeps in our bed when she's been good or we feel bad for her.

1/6/2011 9:38:51 AM

i will not fuck your dog...sorry

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1/6/2011 11:14:49 AM

All I could think of to say was "Isn't that illegal?"
I'm glad some other people read it that way too...

1/6/2011 11:24:27 AM