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khcadwal
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i too <3 spinach

also i think i drank too much last night to have fun tonight. whoops.

7/18/2009 9:31:45 PM

BobbyDigital
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I masturbate to the teletubbies.

7/18/2009 9:32:11 PM

th3oretecht
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spinach with cucumber and tomato with feta cheese and caesar dressing FTW

7/18/2009 9:34:13 PM

twoozles
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that's usually what i do but no feta cheese... trying to keep it as low in fat/cals as possible

7/18/2009 9:51:18 PM

zorthage
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after a week+ in the car or camping, a night to bum around in a hotel room is nice

7/18/2009 10:13:17 PM

twoozles
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ugh! i feel you. i've been showering with lake water all week and i finally showered in a hotel tonight. it was bliss

7/18/2009 10:22:58 PM

ambrosia1231
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Pressed pennies and hat pins and my souvenirs of choice.

Man, I fucking love pressed pennies!

7/18/2009 10:58:11 PM

not dnl
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i'm literally staying up for the worst reasons

7/19/2009 2:02:56 AM

khcadwal
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^^ for a second i read that as pressed penises

7/19/2009 2:08:23 AM

joe_schmoe
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i thought the same thing. especially in a post by ambrosia.

7/19/2009 2:39:51 AM

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i dont get how i heal so quickly and have such a good immune system. i feel so unhealthy.

7/19/2009 1:31:24 PM

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just smoked my cig in the rain. its coming down at a clip in which you can stand in it and not get that wet. going back outside now

7/20/2009 12:17:48 AM

LunaK
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I like to look at the departure screen at the airport. Finding all the other places I'd rather be going....

7/20/2009 8:21:11 AM

cddweller
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I have no moral fiber. On the other hand, I end up doing the right thing most of the time anyway.

7/20/2009 8:27:26 AM

grimx
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moral fiber is meant to be unwound

7/20/2009 8:28:06 AM

cddweller
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I had none to begin with, I'm actually trying to make the wind myself.

7/20/2009 8:28:56 AM

thumper
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friday's appointment went OK, but i think the doc went overboard and i may be in trouble in a week or two

7/20/2009 9:01:50 AM

grimx
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111 posts to go

7/20/2009 9:08:47 AM

SaabTurbo
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I HAVE NO CONFESSIONS SON.

^^ WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU MY SON?!

7/20/2009 10:00:23 AM

shmorri2
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Fuck crazy bitches.

FUCK THEM ALL

7/20/2009 10:04:21 AM

grimx
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amen

7/20/2009 10:04:52 AM

thumper
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^^^i went in for an adjustment (i have a lap band) and i think he made the band just a little too tight. i'm having a hard time eating some solid foods. i'm just hoping it gets better instead of worse. typically these things take a week or two to really start working for me, so if it gets much tighter than this i won't be able to eat anything at al

7/20/2009 10:04:55 AM

SaabTurbo
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I didn't realize they could adjust them. That's pretty cool actually!

Although I guess the part where the doc can accidentally get it to where you can't eat solids is kind of bad.

You can always drink ground up sandwiches through a straw though my son!

7/20/2009 10:05:38 AM

grimx
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thats painful to listen to actually.
i cringed at the thought of that

7/20/2009 10:05:59 AM

thumper
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^^yeah, 2 protein shakes a day right now, and oatmeal and grits and refried beans, haha. lots of mushy foods!

it's an adjustable gastric band, so you make it tighter to restrict how much food you can eat at one time as well as how quickly the food passes through to the main part of your stomach, thus helping you lose weight.

it doesn't hurt to get adjusted, not at all. just a needle poke in the belly to insert the saline that tightens the band.

what hurts is when i take a big bite of something or i don't chew it well enough, then it won't fit through the tiny opening and there is discomfort while it tries to fit. it could take a minute or an hour, depending on what it is i ate. but i'm getting pretty good at judging what works and what doesn't. for instance - bread is now officially OUT.

this is what i have:

7/20/2009 10:11:14 AM

shmorri2
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Ditto. I had to look up how they adjusted those things... EEk. Props to your dedication girl. I couldn't do it voluntarily...

7/20/2009 10:11:14 AM

thumper
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the adjustment is really nothing at all. that port is sutured to the underside of my tummy, about 3 inches above my belly button, 2 inches below my boobs. most times i don't even know it's there!

7/20/2009 10:13:39 AM

SaabTurbo
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Quote :
"what hurts is when i take a big bite of something or i don't chew it well enough, then it won't fit through the tiny opening and there is discomfort while it tries to fit. it could take a minute or an hour, depending on what it is i ate."


I was wondering about that!

7/20/2009 10:14:47 AM

thumper
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I love this thing though, without it I wouldn't have lost the weight I have lost and I darn sure wouldn't have kept it off as long as I have. Even though I have to pay attention to what I eat all the time, it's still one of the best things I've ever done for myself (or to myself) and I wouldn't change it for the world.

But giving up Subway sucks donkey balls.

7/20/2009 10:16:28 AM

shmorri2
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So... I guess Alka-Seltzer with a Coke chaser is out of the question?

^what?! Is it because of the bread? Just make your own subway if it's because of freshness or whatever. I do "mini-subs" with hot dog buns all the time



[Edited on July 20, 2009 at 10:18 AM. Reason : om nom nom]

7/20/2009 10:16:37 AM

thumper
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LOL

Yes, it's cuz of the bread. Bread swells when you eat it, because it gets wet with all the saliva and stuff. So you can imagine what moist bread is like trying to go through a tiny hole. PAIN. Oh so painful.

Carbonated beverages in general are usually out of the question. All those bubbles make the tiny tummy really bloated and it doesn't feel too good.

I gave up beer for awhile. Lately I've been able to drink it again, but with this last adjustment it's definitely out of the question.

But that's OK cuz liquor is quicker

7/20/2009 10:17:46 AM

grimx
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ok, lets change up the topic yo

7/20/2009 10:18:29 AM

thumper
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I'M SO READY FOR VEGAS!

hahah

7/20/2009 10:18:50 AM

SaabTurbo
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VAPORIZE THE LIQUOR SON. IT WORKS EVEN BETTER THAT WAY!!!

7/20/2009 10:19:27 AM

thumper
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how the fuck do you do that!?

7/20/2009 10:19:40 AM

grimx
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liquor tampons i hear

7/20/2009 10:19:43 AM

thumper
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oh that's just disgusting

but...oddly intriguing

7/20/2009 10:20:33 AM

SaabTurbo
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"how the fuck do you do that!?"


http://www.awolmachine.com/page-3.htm

This is an alcohol vaporizer. They are EXTREMELY potent from what I understand, like I've heard that half a shot vaporized in a 30 minute time period will actually have a solid effect.


Even this thing called the Volcano will supposedly do it! It comes with a small metal "sponge" for vaporizing liquids, although that first device is specifically made to vaporize alcohol and an alcohol specific vaporizer would be the better device if that's all it will be used to vaporize.

7/20/2009 10:21:33 AM

SaabTurbo
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SKEW MUH SONS.

WE WERE TALKING ABOUT VAPORIZING ALCOHOL HERE.

7/20/2009 10:29:12 AM

thumper
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Sorry, I got all curious and started googling Tampon Liquor tricks

7/20/2009 10:31:03 AM

SaabTurbo
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On erowid there's a pretty long post about vaginal use of various drugs.

7/20/2009 10:31:44 AM

thumper
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Haha I don't think that's the website I wanna visit while at the office.

But good to know my son.

7/20/2009 10:32:37 AM

SaabTurbo
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WAIT A MINUTE....

WE WERE TALKING ABOUT VAPORIZING ALCOHOL SON!

YOU GOT ME OFF TOPIC AGAIN SON!

7/20/2009 10:33:21 AM

thumper
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I don't think I wanna put a vaporizer in my checked luggage to Vegas.

Tampons and airplane bottles, however........

7/20/2009 10:35:16 AM

pttyndal
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thumper broke the thinking thread

7/20/2009 10:53:59 AM

grimx
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nowai

7/20/2009 10:54:28 AM

SaabTurbo
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Thinking thread son?

Shouldn't she be the one to confess that son? Why are you confessing for other people you sick motherfuck?

7/20/2009 10:55:14 AM

thumper
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wait, how did i break the thinking thread?

i mean, i admit i might have broken this page of the confessions thread with all my modified stomach talk.

7/20/2009 10:56:23 AM

pttyndal
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it was weighing heavily on me and I needed to get it off my chest, son. we need a ghost edit button so people will quit fucking up the code

^ you didn't finish the ghost edit

[Edited on July 20, 2009 at 10:57 AM. Reason : ]

7/20/2009 10:56:25 AM

SaabTurbo
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Quote :
"i mean, i admit i might have broken this page of the confessions thread with all my modified stomach talk."


Naw son. You simply modded your stomach for more performance son. High performance. Nothing wrong with some high performance.

7/20/2009 10:58:21 AM

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