page 2 says... head shot!!!
at the base of the ear. where would you suggest?

then a couple to the heart/lungs

[Edited on April 21, 2005 at 11:50 PM. Reason : 2]

4/21/2005 11:50:15 PM

base of the ear should work well
some shoot it in the front, which often just tears through the front of the brain and leaves the animal injured

4/21/2005 11:52:20 PM

The officer might not have wanted to discharge his gun (might be required to do paperwork on the discharge, etc). Good ole benchmade to the throat will suffice too.

4/22/2005 12:59:29 AM

haha. i wanted a benchmade but decided a $20 knife would serve me just as well.

4/22/2005 1:15:01 AM

i've seen a deer a few times in the woods near there... i wonder if it was the same one

4/22/2005 1:30:04 AM

^^I just bought a new one. It's so money, they keep their edge forever.

4/22/2005 8:05:34 AM

04/21/05

Quote :

"2:46 PM Suspicious Incident A staff member reported that someone wrote 'LAR sucks' on a dry erase board in the Vet School Break Room, and 'You Suck' on her dry erase board."

I bought a Gerber recently. I wanted one with at least a partially serrated blade, but I didn't want to fork over the cash. How well does a non-serrated Gerber blade keep its edge?

[Edited on April 22, 2005 at 12:36 PM. Reason : ]

4/22/2005 12:33:23 PM

get a cold steel you fools.
Actualy any decent carbon steel knife will last if you take care of it. Just buy the brand and type of knife you need.
Do not buy a tactical folder with a 5-6 inch blade for use as an every day knife. Buy a hunitng type knife design for using on game, aka one with a curved bladfe, they are better suited for skinning.
If you NEED a knife you can proy with, beat on, ect, buy an good one. If i knife costs $100, and it has the features you want and need, the price becomes meaningless. A $50 knife that lacks a feature is not worth half of a $100 knife with everything you need.
Make a lsit of what you need, then go find a knife that fits. Dont go look at knives and change what you need to fit the knives you see.

4/22/2005 2:57:38 PM

this classic is still one of my all-time favorites:

4/23/2005 12:08:09 AM

Hahaha! How old is that? It's priceless!

4/23/2005 12:09:23 AM

i have no clue how old it is. i know i uploaded it to my site march of last year, and it was old then. but it's one of the best, by god.

4/23/2005 12:11:14 AM

Indeed it is.

4/23/2005 12:17:30 AM

i guess the cop stopped him before he took a dump

4/23/2005 12:32:27 AM

BTTT FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

04/22/05

Quote :

"1:01 AM Check Person Report of several suspicious persons throwing items at the Free Expression Tunnel. Officers spoke to subjects. Subjects were members of Sigma Chi, and were just playing. Everything was OK."

Quote :

"11:23 AM Safety Program Sgt. Barnwell and Sgt. Rosser taught a weapons of mass destruction class to officers."

BWAHAHAHA!

Quote :

" 1:37 PM Information- Police A staff member, the RLC of Avent Ferry Complex, reported that two parents wished that an incident involving their son be documented. Apparently on Wednesday at around midnight, this student was playing frisbee near the volleyball court when he impaled his leg on fencing. The fencing and a post were being used to keep runoff from going into a drain. The student's friends took him to the hospital, and he underwent surgery for the damage."

Quote :

"5:41 PM Violation of Policy A student entered Carmichael Gym without showing proper ID. The student refused to leave when instructed by gym personnel. He was referred to the University for failure to submit ID, contempt, and violation of University policy."

At least they're concentrating on the true criminals!


04/23/05

Quote :

"10:19 AM Sexual Assault A doctor reported that a UNC-CH student came to NCSU Student Health stating she may have been sexually assaulted at a fraternity house during the night. Officers spoke to the female, who did not wish to pursue charges at the time. Investigation continuing."

04/24/05

Quote :

"7:17 PM Communicating Threats- Weapon on Campus A student reported that a male subject threatened to damage her car with a long knife for taking a parking space he felt was his. The subject, also a student, was issued a citation for communicating threats, and for weapons on campus (2 machetes and a knife)."

Don't fuck with this guy.

4/25/2005 6:24:26 PM

it's so lame how weapons are banned on campus

4/25/2005 7:29:02 PM

OMG! I have some sharp scissors in my drawer.

4/25/2005 8:35:26 PM

exactly

4/25/2005 8:58:46 PM

04/25/05

Quote :

"10:10 PM Alcohol Violation/ Molesting Fire Equipment A student was referred to the University for underage possession of alcoholic beverages and for molesting fire equipment at Bragaw Hall."

Molesting fire equipment? Surely there is a better wording.

Quote :

"12:40 PM Suspicious Incident A staff member left some old tires on the curb outside Unit 2 Method Road. Some high school students took the tires. They were contacted and advised that the tires were not trash; they are supposed to be returning them."

Quote :

"6:35 PM Tampering with Emergency Phone An unknown caller used the blue light phone at ES King Village east of building D, attempting to order food. No one was found at the phone upon officer's arrival."

Haha. I can't imagine why they would leave.

Quote :

"8:44 PM Fire Code Violation An anonymous caller reported a fire behind Caldwell Hall up next to the building. Officers and Fire Prevention found a group grilling without a permit or proper equipment. The grill was extinguished and a warning was given to a non-student."

4/26/2005 4:28:32 PM

Quote :

"Molesting fire equipment"

4/27/2005 1:21:22 PM

Quote :

"p0000558 10:05 PM Assault On Female A student reported that a subject pushed them and took their cell pone. The Subject left the scene. A trespass order will be sent via US Mail. "

4/27/2005 1:24:32 PM

this one is great

Quote :

"21777 3:43 PM Suspicious Incident A student reported that their were about three subjects sitting outside Metcalf smoking a bong. Officers responded and spoke with the subject. They were smoking about of a bong but it was a legal substance. "

4/27/2005 1:25:43 PM

^ little snitch got owned

4/27/2005 1:29:31 PM

hookah

4/27/2005 4:09:43 PM

[Edited on April 27, 2005 at 4:45 PM. Reason : ehe trolled]

4/27/2005 4:16:29 PM

^ HEY DID YOU HEAR THE DELL DUDE GOT ARRESTED WHILE SETTING THE ATRIUM ON FIRE AFTER THROWING A PIE AT GARY!?!?!?!

4/27/2005 4:27:30 PM

that already has its own threads

4/27/2005 4:29:43 PM

Yeah, that hookah ordeal was stupid. My roomie and one of my suitemates where the ones smoking from it. My question is what type of person thinks a hookah is a bong and why someone would be smoking marijuana outside of a dorm in the middle of the day.

4/27/2005 4:56:51 PM

ha ha...good point

4/27/2005 8:22:47 PM

Quote :

"4:56 AM Suspicious Person A Staff member reported that she saw an unknown white male on the first floor of Student Health. He left the building in a Silver Chevy ans was carrying a book bag."

4/27/2005 11:11:02 PM

OMG a bookbag on campus!!!!1 find him!!

4/28/2005 8:22:06 PM

Quote :

"OMG a bookbag on campus!!!!1 find him!!"

I don't think it's so much carrying a bookbag as a non employee being inside the student health center at 4:56am......... just a guess

4/29/2005 2:33:20 AM

yeah
they got lots of stuff to steal in there

i mean pharmacies are gold mines

4/29/2005 2:34:47 AM

This from the police blotter at my school

Quote :

"On Wednesday at approximately 7:30pm, university police were notified about an attempted simple robbery. According to the victim she was approached from behind by the wanted subject who demanded her money. The victim refused and the wanted subject fled on foot. The wanted subject was described as a black male ,approximately 14 to 15 years of age. Gold teeth across top of mouth, large diamond earrings in both ears. Last seen wearing a green athletic jacket (no logo), baggy blue jeans, white tennis shoes with red flashing lights on the heels."

4/30/2005 7:01:50 AM

Quote :

"5P0000479 6:22 PM Larceny A staff member reported the theft of two bottles of steak sauce by several subjects who attempted to remove 20 steaks by continually returning to the serving line, getting steaks, and putting them into bags. Subjects left area prior to officer's arrival."

Can you believe more than one person tried this? Fountain had a member of the staff literally guard the door after the cops left. I took a picture but that night of a worker posing with the confiscated steaks but I formatted my flash card in my camera unintentionally and lost it. The guy that was there had at least 8 plates, a tray, and 30 steaks from those and others trying to sneak bags/plates out.

Also an important omission was made in the article. The eyewitness working that day noted that the two individuals "ran like whiteboys" out of the dining hall carrying the sauce while dropping the bags of steaks... later recovered.

4/30/2005 7:41:25 PM

it's not like they can re-serve those steaks...

[Edited on April 30, 2005 at 8:14 PM. Reason : ]

4/30/2005 8:13:43 PM

ever heard of beef tips?

4/30/2005 11:37:26 PM

since when does the dining hall serve steak?

4/30/2005 11:48:23 PM

Quote :

"10014 6:05 PM Medical Assist A student had a possible broken or dislocated finger from playing basketball at Carmichael Gym. A friend transported him to Rex Hospital for treatment. "

that was me

[Edited on May 1, 2005 at 1:41 AM. Reason : .]

5/1/2005 1:41:16 AM

hahahaha sorry ryan

thats cool that you found it though

[Edited on May 1, 2005 at 4:58 AM. Reason : gg]

5/1/2005 4:58:01 AM

04/28/05

Quote :

"11:12 AM Traffic Accident A student rear ended another student on Watauga Club Drive. There were minor damages and the parties exchanged information."

Quote :

"11:34 PM Suspicious Incident A student reported a male subject was asking for money in the North Lot. She stated that her friend gave the subject $4.00. As her friend was talking to the subject the subject displayed a steak knife and asked if they would like to see his knife. The friend looked at the knife then both subjects walked away from each other. At no time was the knife used to indicate the subject was using knife to rob. The student was just concerned he was showing the knife openly in the parking lot. Officers searched the area but were unable to locate anyone."

Quote :

"11:38 PM Traffic Accident > 1,000 A non-student was reported backing into a pole in the Coliseum Deck. Minor Damage."

Quote :

"12:09 PM Medical Assist A student called in that a subject was bleeding from her head and walk to DH Hill. Officers, FP and RFD arrived to help the subject. The subject was located and refused treatment."

Quote :

"12:22 PM Traffic Accident Two students were involved in an accident in the Delta Zeta Lot. Both vehicles received server damage."

Quote :

"12:55 PM Assault Two students were assaulted by a subject when he exited his vehicles on Stinson Drive and started shoving them. The subject had failed to yield the right of way to the two students so one of them spit on his truck."

04/29/05

Quote :

"2:30 AM Simple Assault A student reported that she was struck by an egg while waiting at the bus stop on Morrill Drive. The suspect vehicle was a white truck with NC State stickers on the rear window. The student was not injuried."

Quote :

"3:53 AM Medical Assist A female subject was reported to be vomiting at the Delta Zeta House. The student had been drinking at an off campus location and stated she took an unknown pill from a male subject. The subject was transported to Rex Hospital. She will be referred to the University at a later date."

5/1/2005 12:42:00 PM

Quote :

"and stated she took an unknown pill from a male subject"

seriously... what a dumb bitch

5/1/2005 12:46:54 PM

There appears to be no shortage of them.

5/1/2005 1:47:01 PM

04/30/05

Quote :

"5:28 PM Elevator Problem Campus Police and RFD responded to North Hall in reference to a problem with the west side elevator. A student called to report he was riding the elevator up to the sixth floor when it fell an unknown distance and come to a sudden stop causing him to hit his head against the wall. The elevator eventually went to the sixth floor and stopped. The student said he was not injured and refused transport to the hospital."

05/01/05

Quote :

"8:00 PM Information / Police A student reported that he had gotten a computer virus on his computer which went to all of the contacts in his address file including one person that he has been issued a restraining order against."

[Edited on May 3, 2005 at 12:11 PM. Reason : ]

5/3/2005 12:11:35 PM

^ that aim virus?

5/3/2005 12:28:40 PM

I don't know. I've gotten about five E-Mails in the past 24 hours that contained a virus. Someone I know is infected, I guess.

I just got another one the second I posted.

[Edited on May 3, 2005 at 12:35 PM. Reason : ]

5/3/2005 12:34:41 PM

I got about 5 or 6 emails in a row with my "registration information" (conveniently in a zip file) from various emails today.

5/3/2005 1:19:51 PM

^^, ^ same here.....wtf?

5/3/2005 4:25:05 PM

quality thread right here, hahahhaha

-ZiP!-

5/3/2005 4:32:53 PM

[old from page 1, but i had a funny thought]

Quote :

"Animal Problem Sgt. Dudley was flagged down by someone passing by at Centennial Park and Ride. He was directed to where an injured deer was struggling to walk. Animal control was notified and they advised the animal should be put down. Sgt. Dudley then made sure the area was clear and shot the animal to put it out of its misery from its injuries.""

Quote :

"Will a 9mm bullet kill a deer?"

I thought what a stupid question, and then i pictured a campus policeman trying to pistol whip a deer to death!

5/3/2005 4:43:57 PM

^^^Aha. I've gotten two more since then. Somebody set up us the bomb.

5/3/2005 4:48:01 PM