I WISH YOU WERE GOOD AT SHUTTING THE FUCK UP!

8/5/2009 2:21:18 PM

^ I'll never be good at that.

8/5/2009 2:22:27 PM

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"its one of the reasons why i broke it off with her. and actually it should say couldn't turn left into a parking spot not parking lot. either way. it was fucking bullshit and still pisses me off."

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8/5/2009 2:24:03 PM

from that same thread.

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"IRSeriousCat All American 4684 Posts user info edit post i once dated a girl who wouldn't turn left into parking spots and claimed it was because she was incapable of doing so. This was a major turn off. 1/28/2009 10:06:59 AM"

8/5/2009 2:28:57 PM

8/5/2009 2:29:45 PM

I once knew this chick who spun out on the beltline after she hydroplaned. Didn't hit anything but called the Highway Patrol anyway.




oh and this went under-appreciated:

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"I've found black male drivers are the best racial subset We're fast and efficient, and we don't hesitate to inform you when you've erred We also give you a free sample of the latest hip hop offerings"

10/10

8/5/2009 3:14:26 PM

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"What gets me about women is how they go insane and try to make you feel like a total piece of shit if it becomes apparent that you missed one thing that they told you at some point in the past, no matter how small or mundane, even if they talk constantly."

it's easy to stop that, just say "i've moved on, if you continue bringing up the past, feel free, but do it without me". otherwise it will never stop.

8/5/2009 5:17:15 PM

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"I once knew this chick who spun out on the beltline after she hydroplaned. Didn't hit anything but called the Highway Patrol anyway."

I've had several women tell me that they "just hydroplaned and lost control" in accidents. It is totally lost on them that there were factors like speed, water and taking one's hands off the wheel the second the car loses contact with the road. Some women think that cars just fucking hydroplane for no reason and it is totally unavoidable. They just brace for impact.

8/5/2009 5:24:20 PM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2262149/GPS-failure-leaves-Belgian-woman-Zagreb-Sat-nav-takes-Sabine-Moreau-900-miles-local-train-station.html

1/14/2013 2:46:46 PM

^

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" One direction: Sabine Moreau was meant to pick up a friend at the station in Brussels, but took a wrong turn and ended up 900 miles away in Zagreb A Belgian woman took an astonishing 1,800 mile detour through six countries after her car navigation system went wrong. Sabine Moreau, 67, had intended to drive to Brussels from her home in Solre-sur-Sambre to pick up a friend from the train station - a journey of just 38 miles. Despite crossing five borders and seeing multiple-language traffic signs, she did not stop to question her sat-nav until two days later when she realised that she may not be in Belgium any more. "

haha. article reads like the onion




[Edited on January 14, 2013 at 7:13 PM. Reason : b]

1/14/2013 7:10:39 PM