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5/20/2008 7:36:44 PM

wasn't this same thread made about a year ago?

i already have a girlfriend, but i have a guy that i think might be good for her, and as the username implies, i'm serious.

Metricula feel free to pm me a questionnaire and i'll answer it regarding him.

5/20/2008 7:43:22 PM

dibs

5/20/2008 7:45:28 PM

i don't already have a girlfriend, but i could be a guy that might be good for her, and as the username implies, i'm parsonsb.

5/20/2008 7:46:56 PM

Quote :

"wasn't this same thread made about a year ago? "

Yes

5/20/2008 7:47:52 PM

Quote :

"i'll admit i thought about sending a pm but i don't want to be one of those guys but yes she is very cute "

and knowing Vix's involved, I'd probably be too young

5/20/2008 7:48:34 PM

^ not for des, she doesn't mind younger guys

5/20/2008 7:49:30 PM

you guys are pathetic

5/20/2008 7:49:55 PM

Oh snap

i'm younger.
i'll be sending a pm.

5/20/2008 7:50:42 PM

too bad I'm 1500 miles away, Vicki.

5/20/2008 7:52:02 PM

where you at chembob?

5/20/2008 7:54:00 PM

San Antone for the summer, working to pay for classes next semester.

5/20/2008 7:56:02 PM

chembob you should head out californiway

5/20/2008 7:58:43 PM

5/20/2008 7:59:42 PM

the sherri chick is cute, but i've been claimed

5/20/2008 7:59:47 PM

Meet me in OK City, Parsons.

5/20/2008 8:01:33 PM

pfft lets go to san diego

5/20/2008 8:03:08 PM

I'll let you all spit your game first. I'll wait a while to give you all a chance

but soon, I'll lay my mack down, and it's all over kid. ALL OVA!

5/20/2008 8:04:24 PM

Alright, meet me here in San Antonio and we'll follow the Union Pacific line all the way.

5/20/2008 8:04:37 PM

hahah

5/20/2008 8:06:10 PM

afterbirth is more sexually arousing to me than this thread.

5/20/2008 8:06:11 PM

meh, you're married, so you really can't say shit.

5/20/2008 8:06:47 PM

Quote :

"^ not for des, she doesn't mind younger guys "

yeah... but as we can see, it hasn't worked out very well...

5/20/2008 8:23:58 PM

well, at least you're equal opportunity.

5/20/2008 8:26:15 PM

ha ha, yes. i suppose i am.

5/20/2008 8:32:16 PM

it's really the only fair way.

5/20/2008 8:33:20 PM

oh i've got an opportunity for you

5/20/2008 8:33:46 PM

well i'm taking applications.

5/20/2008 8:40:29 PM

can I submit one for review even though I couldn't be interviewed until August?

[Edited on May 20, 2008 at 8:41 PM. Reason : business talk]

5/20/2008 8:41:14 PM

Where can i fill out an application?

5/20/2008 8:42:15 PM

I'll write you a computer program

5/20/2008 8:43:14 PM

applications? where?

5/20/2008 8:43:18 PM

Quote :

"Where can i fill out an application?"

5/20/2008 8:43:58 PM

yall are silly

5/20/2008 8:44:43 PM

some questions first - do you offer full medical and dental benefits, profit sharing, and 401k matching?

5/20/2008 8:46:42 PM

Methuselah

is going to be my contribution to this thread.

5/20/2008 8:55:58 PM

ha ha ha

Please fill out the following application to be considered as a potential date for Desiree

Name:
Age:
Job:

Describe what makes you a good candidate:

Is it reasonable to assume that you will say "thank you" when I do something nice for you?

Are you consistently a douchebag, or only sometimes?

How big is your penis?

Do you have an "Asian thing"? ie, you've always wanted to date, or only date Asian girls?

Are you easily offended?

Would you make me pay for YOUR dinner, and then break up with me?


Please answer each question completely.

5/20/2008 8:56:51 PM

I'm not filling that shit out

thank God, I don't want to date your skank ass

5/20/2008 8:58:21 PM

ahahaha

5/20/2008 9:05:01 PM

pm sent

5/20/2008 9:06:05 PM

5/20/2008 9:06:51 PM

5/20/2008 9:07:50 PM

Name: Vix
Age: I'm legal baby!
Job: Sex slave

Describe what makes you a good candidate:
I'm hot, smart, and cute. What's not to love?

Is it reasonable to assume that you will say "thank you" when I do something nice for you?
Only if you make me dinner.

Are you consistently a douchebag, or only sometimes?
I might be if you're not in the kitchen.

How big is your penis?
I've got a foot dong...it's plastic though.


Do you have an "Asian thing"? ie, you've always wanted to date, or only date Asian girls?
I am an equal opportunity dater...though asian girls are pretty hot.

Are you easily offended?
Nah.

Would you make me pay for YOUR dinner, and then break up with me?
No again.

5/20/2008 9:10:04 PM

i have an asian thing.

5/20/2008 9:18:14 PM

half the women i've fucked been asian

5/20/2008 9:18:51 PM

1/2 * 0 is 0, so we know you're not lying.

5/20/2008 9:20:45 PM

^^ so what was the other chick?

[Edited on May 20, 2008 at 9:20 PM. Reason : d]

5/20/2008 9:20:48 PM

so that's what, 1

5/20/2008 9:20:57 PM

5/20/2008 9:21:37 PM

^^^big boned americana

[Edited on May 20, 2008 at 9:22 PM. Reason : lol]

5/20/2008 9:21:53 PM