Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
222 6/5/2010 4:53:02 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
I have been on the verge of tears all day and I have no idea why 6/5/2010 5:53:49 PM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
^ that made me kinda 6/5/2010 5:54:50 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
:hug: 6/5/2010 5:55:03 PM |
umbrellaman All American 10892 Posts user info edit post |
I had the dumb luck of surviving the wave of layoffs that hit my company, but I'm not sure I want to stay. 6/5/2010 6:16:59 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
i'm watching the incredibles on tv 6/6/2010 8:26:42 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
I haven't changed out of my PJ's yet today. Doesn't look like it's going to happen either. 6/6/2010 8:28:13 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I have been on the verge of tears all day and I have no idea why" |
Because it's Sunday and tomorrow the unbridled hell begins again?6/6/2010 8:28:53 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
kinda gross, but a confession
i've realized i can keep my beatin' lotion in between the cushion of the couch and the armrest, and it's entirely impossible to feel or notice. for when other people come over to visit, play with the dog, etc.
seeing as how im spending a great deal of my time on the couch as im nearing the end of immobility, it's nice to be able to be covert about my fappin' without having to manage going to the normal storage location.
ahah 6/6/2010 8:29:43 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
^ that made me laugh 6/6/2010 8:30:32 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
^^lmao, nice
[Edited on June 6, 2010 at 8:31 PM. Reason : ^ what she said] 6/6/2010 8:30:50 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
ahaha 6/6/2010 8:31:06 PM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
Thank goodness the injury was to your leg and not to your arm!! 6/6/2010 8:31:25 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
^^ stop dick whipping begonias on her thighs
[Edited on June 6, 2010 at 8:32 PM. Reason : ^] 6/6/2010 8:31:51 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
i did a major spring cleaning yesterday at the house, and i basically just went through all the crap i've been keeping for years and threw it away. hubby hauled off at least 4 big garbage bags full of clothes, and at least 4 more garbage bags full of random crap.
confession: i threw away 37 sample bottles of shampoo and conditioner and lotion from various hotels we've stayed in over the last few years. there were also about 15 bars of soap in there. ] 6/7/2010 1:29:41 PM |
TKE-Teg All American 43410 Posts user info edit post |
Twice in 2010 I've had girls stay over at my place that had been all over me that night. I probably could have had sex with both of them but didn't b/c in my opinion they were too drunk. My reward for such behavior is one of the girls hating me, and the other one...jury's still out. 6/7/2010 1:33:14 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
What a pussy. 6/7/2010 1:34:00 PM |
Quinn All American 16417 Posts user info edit post |
^^
You did the same to me
[Edited on June 7, 2010 at 1:34 PM. Reason : .] 6/7/2010 1:34:28 PM |
TKE-Teg All American 43410 Posts user info edit post |
6/7/2010 1:34:39 PM |
SchndlrsFist All American 5528 Posts user info edit post |
Were they too drunk or were you too gay? 6/7/2010 1:34:46 PM |
TKE-Teg All American 43410 Posts user info edit post |
One of them had passed out earlier in the night and didn't know where she was in the morning. The other one had thrown up all over my kitchen floor less than an hour previous.
...so you tell me. 6/7/2010 1:35:41 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
I say you have terrible taste in women 6/7/2010 1:36:14 PM |
NyM410 J-E-T-S 50085 Posts user info edit post |
No guts, no glory
6/7/2010 1:36:57 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ The first one is fair game.
The second one... Stay away from her mouth and everything will be alright.
[Edited on June 7, 2010 at 1:37 PM. Reason : *] 6/7/2010 1:37:11 PM |
SchndlrsFist All American 5528 Posts user info edit post |
Good call on the passed out one, but you shoulda listerined the second one and pounded it. 6/7/2010 1:37:12 PM |
GoldenGirl All American 6475 Posts user info edit post |
I've been celibate for over a year now.
Sometimes it doesn't matter. Others it kills me. 6/7/2010 1:37:19 PM |
TKE-Teg All American 43410 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I say you have terrible taste in women " |
I hear that a lot
Quote : | "but you shoulda listerined the second one and pounded it." |
True...I had blue balls for days
[Edited on June 7, 2010 at 1:39 PM. Reason : k]6/7/2010 1:37:28 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "One of them had passed out earlier in the night and didn't know where she was in the morning. The other one had thrown up all over my kitchen floor less than an hour previous. " |
you probably did yourself a favor NOT having sex with them. who cares if they hate you (does the one hate you because you were respectful and didn't take advantage of her while drunk?!)! they don't sound that quality. how old are these people?6/7/2010 1:39:15 PM |
TKE-Teg All American 43410 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "does the one hate you because you were respectful and didn't take advantage of her while drunk?!" |
The only thing I can figure is she thinks something happened b/c of the situation and thinks I lied to her.
They're 26 and 28, respectively.
[Edited on June 7, 2010 at 1:44 PM. Reason : k]6/7/2010 1:41:58 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
Well then you might as well have fucked her. 6/7/2010 1:42:41 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
ohhhh noooooooo
they should be that sloppy at that age. you def need to find someone better. at least someone who doesn't pass out in the kitchen 6/7/2010 1:43:18 PM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45180 Posts user info edit post |
i fucking LOVE cookies 6/7/2010 1:46:16 PM |
TKE-Teg All American 43410 Posts user info edit post |
^^well in hindsight, yes I agree with you. Then every time I'd see her she could still be pissed off, and I could feel happy that I treated her like the dumb slut she is. 6/7/2010 1:46:48 PM |
Quinn All American 16417 Posts user info edit post |
I hate him because he hot dog spooned me all night and wouldnt reach around. 6/7/2010 1:46:49 PM |
TKE-Teg All American 43410 Posts user info edit post |
ya gotta earn it man 6/7/2010 1:47:56 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "they should be that sloppy at that age. you def need to find someone better. at least someone who doesn't pass out in the kitchen" |
i resent this statement 6/7/2010 1:48:09 PM |
Toms House All American 4464 Posts user info edit post |
You resemble that statement. 6/7/2010 1:50:29 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
^^ You can pass out in my kitchen anytime. 6/7/2010 1:50:57 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
^^yeah...i thought about posting that as well
^ 6/7/2010 1:51:42 PM |
Toms House All American 4464 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "My reward for such behavior is one of the girls hating me" |
She doesn't hate you. She just actively avoids talking to you, making eye contact with you and being around you at all.6/7/2010 1:56:47 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
yeah...and that makes things especially awkward when she's his waitress
[Edited on June 7, 2010 at 1:58 PM. Reason : well...awkward for pat...AWESOME for everybody else at the table] 6/7/2010 1:57:46 PM |
TKE-Teg All American 43410 Posts user info edit post |
Oh, well that's entirely different. 6/7/2010 1:58:31 PM |
Quinn All American 16417 Posts user info edit post |
6/7/2010 2:04:02 PM |
NCSUWolfy All American 12966 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "confession: i threw away 37 sample bottles of shampoo and conditioner and lotion from various hotels we've stayed in over the last few years. there were also about 15 bars of soap in there. " |
threw away, like trash can? uhh maybe you should have donated them to a shelter. next time please reconsider.6/7/2010 2:05:38 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
i didn't even think about that
now i feel like a dork (for having that many just sitting in the drawer) and a jackass (for throwing them away)
6/7/2010 2:07:14 PM |
Agent 0 All American 5677 Posts user info edit post |
whoops
wrong thread haha
[Edited on June 7, 2010 at 2:27 PM. Reason : .] 6/7/2010 2:10:32 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
sometimes TKE-Teg makes me think i'm very funny because i will send him a message on IM and he replies with "hahahaha"...
but then he'll say something lame and follow it up with "hahahaha"...
so then i get confused and just think i'm lame too
6/7/2010 2:50:58 PM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
hahahaha 6/7/2010 2:51:21 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
hahahaha 6/7/2010 2:51:54 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
and now tww is giving me a complex because i don't know if i'm funny or lame 6/7/2010 2:56:41 PM |