I can't find Gaelyn Harvey

1/8/2013 2:45:27 PM

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"Middle Class will now be gone, I didn't believe it I thought people were crazy when they said we are going to be socialist now we are going to be communist... but wow.... Soviet Union here we come? this is insane."

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"Whatever you do... do not find a job stay on unemployment or go to school!!! he is an excerpt: In addition to the two-percentage-point hike for all workers in the employee portion of Social Security taxes, several other new taxes will take effect this year. There are additional top income and investment tax brackets for the highest earners, plus four new “hidden” tax increases that can hit the affluent as well as the wealthy—and in unpredictable ways."

1/8/2013 3:22:19 PM

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"You should never plan to keep a portion of a sliced onion.. He says it's not even safe if you put it in a zip-lock bag and put it in your refrigerator. ... Please remember it is dangerous to cut an onion and try to use it to cook the next day, it becomes highly poisonous for even a single night and creates toxic bacteria which may cause adverse stomach infections because of excess bile secretions and even food poisoning."

1/8/2013 4:37:32 PM

So that's why I have gas?

1/8/2013 4:39:34 PM

^^Shit, how have I not died?

1/8/2013 4:42:07 PM

I know, right? I should be dead thousands of times over by now.

1/8/2013 4:48:18 PM

I eat leftover onion multiple times a week. Just snoped it, it's FALSE (of course).

1/8/2013 5:00:32 PM

Oh jeez...I forgot what thread I was in. I was about to comment that I just did that last night. There is no way in hell I am throwing the onion away. I need info to back up his/her outrageous claim of excess bile secretions.

1/8/2013 5:01:13 PM

lol sometimes if I'm lazy I buy the chopped onion in the salad section of the grocery store if I need chopped onion for a recipe

1/8/2013 5:06:38 PM

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"I'm going to miss having money in my account thanks 2013 tax. Maybe if i work just good enough to get let go from my job I can get the money from the government that taxes me. Muwahaha! and then everyone else is screwed even more because they are paying to support me. Suckers!"

1/9/2013 1:29:08 PM

Stupid girl from high school posted this:

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"This is what we all looked like at 12 weeks in the womb. Legal to kill in all 50 states. Anyone think its not a person? Pass this along. It literally might save a life."

1/9/2013 1:41:40 PM

English?

1/9/2013 7:00:18 PM

Pillowy mounds.

1/9/2013 7:04:04 PM

1/10/2013 9:36:39 PM

Ew baby cellulite.


And I was living in Sullivan county tn when that happened a while ago.

[Edited on January 11, 2013 at 12:14 AM. Reason : Fuckin ipad]

1/11/2013 12:12:34 AM

My friends rarely post stupid update so I'll just have to live vicariously through synapse

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"the anti-gun liberals in this country would prefer this woman and her twins have died"

1/11/2013 11:09:45 AM

Newtown has brought out the fucking insane

1/11/2013 6:25:24 PM

I kind of want to post that on my Facebook to see what people say.

1/11/2013 6:26:43 PM

I've never commented on any status/pic I've ever posted ITT, but I had to say something over that one

1/11/2013 6:27:35 PM

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"America needs to unite and impeach Obama on behalf of the lies and breaking the 2nd amendment. Democrat or republican, if you are in the working class, obama is determined to continue to feed the parasites of society and you will pay the bill. The parasites, the demonic and the ignorant elected him. He bought their votes with lies."

Not a status message, just a post I ran across.

1/15/2013 1:11:55 PM

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"My friends rarely post stupid update so I'll just have to live vicariously through synapse"

The post was from our own, TGD. While it started off full of stupid (which is rare for him), it ended up being a pretty decent discussion.

1/15/2013 1:14:01 PM

^^^ it's gone, what did it say?

1/15/2013 3:05:26 PM

"Guns didn't kill six million Jews, but their government did! GUN CONTROL made the Holocaust possible."

with a swastika in between GUN CONTROL and the Holocaust statement

1/15/2013 4:39:28 PM

Today should be full of stupid status updates

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"January 21 2013 = one of the worst days in history . Not because its MLK day . At least he had a DREAM . Wait and see how many jobs are lost and more foreclosed houses go on the market . You already raised taxes and taking guns away . Good luck AMERICA !! We're screwed !!"

1/21/2013 12:48:55 PM

sometimes I think people are proud to not use their brain

1/21/2013 12:57:38 PM

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"?1460 days left of Obama!!! Lets how much more he can mess of our economy and future!"

1/21/2013 1:19:15 PM

I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone blowing up over one of Obama's daughters looking around during the prayer. I'm sure I will see it in a Chain Email soon.

[Edited on January 21, 2013 at 1:34 PM. Reason : .]

1/21/2013 1:33:53 PM

I could understand the economy jabs in 2008, but now it's getting a little trite.

1/21/2013 2:35:09 PM

I'm seeing a lot less this time than I did in 08. I'd like to think it was because we have evolved as adults, but it's really probably because I have unfriended several people in the last 4 years. Ive also hidden some family members. I didn't unfriend them until the Amendment 1 vote though - that was the last straw for me.

1/21/2013 3:08:32 PM

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"Had I not been raised Christian, my cat would be dead. Willie has just demonstrated his disdain for my choice of cat litter ... on the bed, on the wall and on the floor!"

1/21/2013 5:55:45 PM

I still remember that quote in the technician where the guy basically said he'd lie, cheat, steal, or harm others to get ahead in life if it wasn't for his fear of god.

1/21/2013 7:26:21 PM

People like Coldplay and voting for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

1/21/2013 7:27:36 PM

So ABC 11 just asked folks what they thought of Michelle Obama's dress...here's a couple gems lololol

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"The devils wife wears red."

ummm you do realize the color for the Republican Party is red right?

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"I think it cost the taxpayers toooooooooooooo much money!"

because she didn't pay for the dress?

1/21/2013 9:17:31 PM

wayne brady's dress looked very good on him

1/21/2013 9:36:18 PM

u funnies

1/21/2013 9:38:11 PM

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"Obama is not MLK.... MLK is a man worthy of respect, he actually made a difference in the world. His cause was an attempt for equality ... it sickens me that anyone could think Obama is on MLKs level."

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"?30.5 weeks"

thank goodness this one is reproducing.

1/22/2013 1:09:52 AM

I can forgive the whole "1326 days" posts because when Bush was reelected, there was a rash of "not my president" videos that were equally tasteless as sour-grapes-y.

It's pretty typical of elections.

1/22/2013 1:14:49 AM

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"Sometimes I see yalls faces and can't help but wonder what it would look like with a load all over it!"

1/24/2013 5:42:41 PM

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"When I was growing up people were scared of gangs. Now people are scared of emo teenagers with guns. Sounds like we need to focus more on stopping parents from getting in crap for whipping their kids instead of abolishing god given rights."

I never knew the right to bare arms was a god given right

1/28/2013 12:23:24 PM

OH NOES NOT THE EMOS

1/28/2013 12:25:23 PM

I wanna respond so bad, but I only wanna write something once

I will not go into a big ole rant with this guy

1/28/2013 12:26:23 PM

the solution to dealing with depressed kids is TOTALLY hitting them at an early age

genius

1/28/2013 12:29:50 PM

i ain't scared of no gang. they don't make thugs like they used to.

1/28/2013 12:30:54 PM

let's abuse our children when they're young so they'll have a healthy respect for life when they're older. my parents beat the crap out of me when i got in trouble and now i never want to hurt anyone who does me wrong.

1/28/2013 12:47:40 PM

Someone on my friends list keeps sharing these lame pics of "inspiring" quotes over cheesy romantic scenes.

example:



The name of this group is "I keep a lot of shit to myself because I know no one gives a fuck". The irony is staggering.

1/29/2013 5:02:07 PM

All the same person:

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"Ok in my opinion we should not have to sacrifice our children's education and schedules because of this kind of weather. So you're worried about stupid drivers on ice? Well they are stupid drivers with or without ice..which there is no ice anyway... DMV needs to do better testing or something and prepare the roads accurately. It is ridiculous that I am missing work because my child is on a 3 hour delay due to cold air and gray skies......"

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"I do herby declare that my own milkshake does indeed bring all the gentlemen to the yard. It has been thusly recorded that the gentlemen agree that my milkshake is superior to your milkshake. In conclusion, I win."

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"Just experienced sleep paralysis again.. it's always very strange."

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"Aww the sound of the neighbors baby crying in the morning makes me feel like I live in a little village"

1/29/2013 5:16:30 PM

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""Obama is not MLK.... MLK is a man worthy of respect, he actually made a difference in the world. His cause was an attempt for equality ... it sickens me that anyone could think Obama is on MLKs level.""

Although poorly worded, I think this statement is fairly reasonable.

1/30/2013 5:14:36 AM

Not that I've actually heard anyone make that comparison IRL...

[Edited on January 30, 2013 at 5:29 AM. Reason : .]

1/30/2013 5:16:38 AM

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"Bill Cosby "I'm 83 and Tired" I'm 83. Except for brief period in the 50's when I was doing my National Service, I've worked hard since I was 17. Except for so...me some serious health challenges, I put in 50-hour weeks, and didn't call in sick in nearly 40 years. I made a reasonable salary, but I didn't inherit my job or my income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, it looks as though retirement was a bad idea, and I'm tired. Very tired. I'm tired of being told that I have to "spread the wealth" to people who don't have my work ethic. I'm tired of being told the government will take the money I earned, by force if necessary, and give it to people too lazy to earn it. I'm tired of being told that Islam is a "Religion of Peace," when every day I can read dozens of stories of Muslim men killing their sisters, wives and daughters for their family "honor"; of Muslims rioting over some slight offense; of Muslims murdering Christian and Jews because they aren't "believers"; of Muslims burning schools for girls; of Muslims stoning teenage rape victims to death for "adultery"; of Muslims mutilating the genitals of little girls; all in the name of Allah, because the Qur'an and Shari'a law tells them to. I'm tired of being told that out of "tolerance for other cultures" we must let Saudi Arabia and other Arab countries use our oil money to fund mosques and Madrasa Islamic schools to preach hate in Australia , New Zealand , UK, America and Canada , while no one from these countries are allowed to fund a church, synagogue or religious school in Saudi Arabia or any other Arab country to teach love and tolerance.. I'm tired of being told I must lower my living standard to fight global warming, which no one is allowed to debate. I'm tired of being told that drug addicts have a disease, and I must help support and treat them, and pay for the damage they do. Did a giant germ rush out of a dark alley, grab them, and stuff white powder up their noses or stick a needle in their arm while they tried to fight it off? I'm tired of hearing wealthy athletes, entertainers and politicians of all parties talking about innocent mistakes, stupid mistakes or youthful mistakes, when we all know they think their only mistake was getting caught. I'm tired of people with a sense of entitlement, rich or poor. I'm really tired of people who don't take responsibility for their lives and actions. I'm tired of hearing them blame the government, or discrimination or big-whatever for their problems. I'm also tired and fed up with seeing young men and women in their teens and early 20's be-deck them selves in tattoos and face studs, thereby making themselves unemployable and claiming money from the Government. Yes, I'm damn tired. But I'm also glad to be 83.. Because, mostly, I'm not going to have to see the world these people are making. I'm just sorry for my granddaughter and their children. Thank God I'm on the way out and not on the way in. There is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us sends it on! This is your chance to make a difference. " I'm 83 and I'm tired. If you don't agree you are part of the problem!"

which spawned this:

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" Dude 1 the Coz Me (Bill Cosby is 75 and had nothing to do with this) Dude 2 If so, is the rest of it untrue? Dude 1 he is about 80...but that doesn't matter...who evers words they are, not only do they sound like something he would say, but the essay itself speaks VOLUMES!!!!! Me again, he is 75, and attributing one persons words to another isn't cool. Me also: http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/imtired.asp Dude 1 Dude 2 could have wrote this and i still would think it is very true and cool....oh and btw, Snopes is owned by George Sorous,,,very left leaning, not saying they are wrong on this particular article, just watch what you look up Me http://www.snopes.com/info/aboutus.asp Dude 1 bwwaaaaa...that is good!!! Asking SNOPES about SNOPES,,,,where did you hear that? on the internet...your not allowed to lie on the internet Dude 1 I'm out Me first, you're, and second, if that's your angle, you may want to re-read the end of what you wrote a few posts up"

[Edited on January 30, 2013 at 9:48 PM. Reason : at least one other tww'er can see this]

1/30/2013 9:45:56 PM

Lol

1/30/2013 9:57:46 PM