Oh, my fabulous fickle friend, how I have not missed you.
Oh the shit hath hitteth the fan.
And I think I like it.

9/1/2010 11:42:12 PM

So... I went on a double date with my SIL and her boyfriend. We're in the car and I've had enough of my SIL's boyfriends mouth. So he makes a generic comment complaining about some shit and I reply with, "Well, if your alcoholic father manned the fuck up..." I couldn't complete my sentence when my wife turned her head slowly, looking at me with her jaw dropped... There was silence for about 2 seconds and I said, "Oh don't tell me, you're dad is an alcoholic?"

"Yeah..."

I might have some sympathy, but as big of a tool as he is, I did not retract my comment. My wife LOL'd, and my SIL was all because I said something naughty.

9/2/2010 7:48:30 PM

i confess... i tried my best to follow that.

9/2/2010 8:21:20 PM

My mother worrying about my brother when a hurricane is around because she can't get ahold of him aggrevates me.

9/2/2010 8:28:22 PM

i friended a girl at work that is really nice but always seemed a little plain

come to find out she had the funniest updates and seems a lot cooler than i gave her credit for

now i wanna be besties

[Edited on September 2, 2010 at 11:31 PM. Reason : dfjdfk]

9/2/2010 11:30:48 PM

^I think that's how I am with irl people

They think I'm kinda dull but if they're on my facebook they love me cause I'm awesome.

9/2/2010 11:32:55 PM

haha i felt kind of bad but now i realize she just has her work face on. but i noticed from her updates that we hate the same person at work so i think i can connect on that level

seriously how do you make someone be your friend? i dont want to come off as creepy

9/2/2010 11:34:37 PM

I dunno I'm not great at that sort of thing.


Maybe invite her to lunch one work day if you guys go at the same time

or bring her something from Starbucks to her cubicle or office or whatever you guys have.

9/2/2010 11:36:50 PM

Start with small chat and grow from there. You force it and she'll be writing about you next.

Also, I wanna be wolfy's bestie.

9/2/2010 11:38:01 PM

I am very nervous about tomorrow. I hope plans stick.

9/3/2010 12:53:43 AM

Last night, I played video games with someone's younger sister and the sister's boyfriend. They are rising college freshmen. I am 99% certain that the boyfriend is one of my former middle school students.

Oh lawd, I'm old.

9/3/2010 9:39:00 AM

People who ask me for relationship advice crack me up.

Yes, I think it's pretty bad when your SO would rather post on facebook than reply to your messages or talk with you in person. Why is that even a question?

9/3/2010 10:36:30 AM

Quote :

"People who ask me for relationship advice crack me up. "

i always have the same reaction...


by all means...ask the chick who's been single for 8 years how to make your relationship work

9/3/2010 10:48:39 AM

i get asked about relationships a lot too, and it makes no sense to me.

9/3/2010 10:50:13 AM

cleaning other people's houses makes me happy

even cleaning shared rooms in my house

cleaning my own room? i hate it! i do love the end result, though.

9/3/2010 11:23:43 AM

I'm sickly obsessed with Robot Unicorn Attack.

Always
I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony harmony oh love

9/3/2010 11:59:27 AM

Quote :

"seriously how do you make someone be your friend? i dont want to come off as creepy "

i, too, wonder this

9/3/2010 1:20:07 PM

*sigh*

I guess that we're officially trying to conceive as of half an hour ago.

9/3/2010 3:13:02 PM

^you sound less than enthused

9/3/2010 3:34:36 PM

Ahahaha. It's just the laying there all sticky for a few minutes afterward that has me less than enthused.

9/3/2010 3:40:54 PM

Quote :

"I guess that we're officially trying to conceive as of half an hour ago."

Quote :

"Ahahaha. It's just the laying there all sticky for a few minutes afterward that has me less than enthused."

I think you're doing it wrong.

9/3/2010 3:42:59 PM

^^well, i suppose i can understand lack of excitement in that case

9/3/2010 3:44:05 PM

rotfl

but that's how we got pregnant last time.

9/3/2010 3:44:10 PM

honest question

does laying there for a few minutes instead of jumping up to pee or clean up increase the odds of babymaking?

9/3/2010 3:47:35 PM

^ are you fucking retarded?

9/3/2010 3:48:14 PM

Now that there is a time, I am very nervous and anxious

9/3/2010 4:57:59 PM

^^^ that's a valid question.

i think as long as you don't vigorously douche, it's not going to matter much. Of course people trying to have a baby are goign to treat the ejaculate like liquid gold, so dont be surprised they do a number of things they perceive will increase their chances.

the fact is, fertilization can take a couple days after ejaculation and implantation a day or two after that.

it's really all about timing. your best bet is to have sex within 18 hours of ovulation.



(EDIT: and don't take this to mean that vigorously douching after sex is a legitimate method of birth control )






[Edited on September 3, 2010 at 5:07 PM. Reason : ]

9/3/2010 5:05:08 PM

With baby #1, I used an ovulation test and then had sex twice within a 24 hour window. I got pregnant in one cycle. Mr. Joe is absolutely correct about the timing. The most sure fire way to get knocked up is to make sure you have sperm in your reproductive tract when you ovulate.

We're taking it easy this time and letting nature do her thing without too much worry. In fact, not rushing to clean up is pretty much the only thing we're doing.

[Edited on September 3, 2010 at 5:25 PM. Reason : .]

9/3/2010 5:24:15 PM

I'm working too much:

I only know what day it is when I consult a calendar, look at the work schedule, or see a themed blog post (e.g., Feel Good Friday)

9/3/2010 5:59:58 PM

i have to eat dinner with a friend tonight and really don't want to. because its back in north raleigh and i don't want to eat where we're eating. i wish she could just come here. but she is dogsitting there. and normally i'm there but its friday and so i'm staying at the bfs because north raleigh blows and i want to go downtown. and i REALLY want to go to dinner downtown and sit outside at the times. but now i'm stuck going to leesville taproom

and i don't even want to go to dinner with her in the first place! except if not with her, i have no one else to go to dinner with (girlfriend wise, anyway). so i'm not sure what that says about me.

/whine.

9/3/2010 6:05:41 PM

ditch her and i'll go to dinner with you

i hate when i commit to something i end up not wanting to do later. just cancel or reschedule for when she can come closer to you.

and wtf does dog sitting have to do with her not being able to leave the north raleigh area?

9/3/2010 6:09:54 PM

i know right! she's just overdramatic. she is sleeping at their house and therefore feels like she can't go out/downtown. even though she could go home after work, feed/walk the dogs, then come out until like 11 or so and then go sleep there to take care of the dogs. i don't get the big deal. unless she has no self restraint and has to get drunk every friday?

i dunno...she asked me yesterday and the day before so i can't cancel because i've made excuses the other days. or else i would definitely just not do it. but she has been texting me all day about it so i'd feel bad canceling. ughhhh. first world problems fo sheezy.

p.s. are you in raleigh then for your work conference thing? or just for the long weekend?

9/3/2010 6:23:09 PM

your dogsitting friend sounds like a pain in the ass.

9/3/2010 6:28:33 PM

yea. well i'm also being a whiner about not wanting to go. so i guess i'll just get readyyyyy.

9/3/2010 6:36:56 PM

Quote :

"EDIT: and don't take this to mean that vigorously douching after sex is a legitimate method of birth control"

Lol that's some funny shit right there

9/3/2010 6:37:44 PM

im in nc sept 10-19

but locked away in clayton working 12 hour days mon-fri (well fri is a "half day")

9/3/2010 7:28:37 PM

My body has been disappointing me lately with it's inability to keep up with what I demand from it.

9/3/2010 7:31:05 PM

since this is really just a thread to complain and/or talk about yourself

I confess

I need more money!


you know since that's the kind of thing you guys consider to be a confession

9/3/2010 7:42:22 PM

^^maybe you're asking too much from it

9/3/2010 7:49:53 PM

Quote :

"i have no one else to go to dinner with (girlfriend wise, anyway). so i'm not sure what that says about me."

You have me

9/3/2010 8:22:31 PM

Ugh. It was a huge mistake not to eat anything between breakfast and dinner. And then to make dinner a jar of marinara. So fat right now. Blargh.

9/3/2010 9:38:05 PM

I'm awesome... although that may have been a given rather than a confession my bad!

9/3/2010 9:40:49 PM

Quote :

"And then to make dinner a jar of marinara"

I read this as "a jar of marijuana"

(day before yesterday, a local headline was Boco Okay With Potential Pot Farm. BoCo being Boulder County, one of the more 'affluent' ones)

9/3/2010 9:41:25 PM

Someone is pissing me off right now


And I should probably not finish the bottle because one is in relation to the other

9/4/2010 3:02:43 AM

i want to vomit

like for realz

9/4/2010 3:12:28 AM

I shouldn't have finished that bottle. I'll leave it on my headboard to remind me of my stupidity in the morning - thats a wonderful idea.

9/4/2010 3:19:13 AM

I have trouble being mean enough to let creepers know I'm not interested in them. now I have a stage 5 clinger on my hands

9/4/2010 3:25:18 AM

^ohai

LOLOL

9/4/2010 3:27:44 AM

^^ Red Alert. All hands to battle stations?

9/4/2010 3:28:42 AM

Quote :

"STAGE FIVE CLINGER"

9/4/2010 3:29:16 AM