^

1/18/2011 12:22:48 AM

thanks, boo.

1/18/2011 12:23:44 AM

I'd still wreck Mariah Carey.

1/18/2011 3:07:45 PM

anyone else randomly start singing then startle themselves with how bad it is?


well, i do

1/18/2011 11:39:23 PM

I only play a black guy on the wolfweb

and i've said waaaay too much tonight IRL and on the web

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

1/18/2011 11:43:46 PM

^ Internet beer!



DRINK IT UP!

1/18/2011 11:51:00 PM

I absolutely love it when Glacier lays on the floor right at (or especially on) my feet. He's nice and warm and pretty damn cuddly for not being allowed up on the furniture.

1/19/2011 10:22:31 PM

(double post, fuck it)


I hate it when this wave of 'I'm a failure' washes over me. I couldn't have done anything differently, but that doesn't make me feel any less of a man. Its just not supposed to happen, but I let it.

1/26/2011 12:13:51 AM

I've been home for an hour and a half and I've done nothing but sit at my computer, browse TWW, and listen to the same song over and over again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yansdoVwdgI

1/26/2011 12:16:45 AM

I create so much stress for myself. I wish I could just let things go sometimes.

1/26/2011 1:47:29 AM

I'm sitting at the office in my work clothes with my knee high socks still over my tights and no shoes on.

hotness

1/27/2011 11:02:58 AM

I always crave buffalo burgers after watching that State Farm commercial.

1/30/2011 9:59:25 PM

Yesterday, I was driving my bf's car and accidentally pulled up too close to the end of a parking space and heard a light "cccrrrrrr" as I came to a stop. Got out, checked the front of the car, and it looked fine, so I breathed a sigh of relief.

Today, he called me, freaking out about his car. I brace myself for the worst. Then he tells me that he pulled in too close to a parking space and heard a loud crunch, jumped out to check the front of his car and saw that it was scratched.

I think I just got very, very lucky.

2/1/2011 2:22:57 PM

and then ratted yourself out on the web. lol gg

2/1/2011 2:39:52 PM

I totally should be working...but all my immediate supervisors are gone...so I'm not. Entertain me!

2/1/2011 2:40:34 PM

whoops

2/1/2011 2:55:37 PM

he'll never find out.

2/1/2011 2:58:01 PM

I never want to drive it again. The car is worth more than my life. Too stressful.

2/1/2011 3:03:41 PM

Quote :

"he'll never find out"

-Brandon91

2/1/2011 3:14:20 PM

i'd totally be thrilled if my boobs were a little bit bigger

2/4/2011 7:17:48 PM

I have a fascination with boobs. They are my most prized possession. Even gay men love boobs.

2/4/2011 7:27:46 PM

I confess, I, too, like boobs

2/4/2011 7:28:35 PM

boobs are awesome. I <3 boobs.

I'm so glad i didn't have to pay for mine

2/4/2011 7:28:40 PM

^me too. You want them bigger?!? Those things could knock people out as it is. If someone offends you, just slap them in the face with a breast.

2/4/2011 7:30:44 PM

I, too, love teh boobs.

2/4/2011 7:31:55 PM

Everybody loves boobs

2/4/2011 7:34:48 PM

Boobs are just nice to look at. I appreciate penises as well, but only for the use not for their looks. Vaginas just scare me. They are like a black hole.

2/4/2011 7:36:58 PM

I have never been on a motorcycle.

2/6/2011 1:19:39 PM

2/6/2011 3:44:39 PM

I will confess to my love of boobs as well

2/7/2011 9:22:23 AM

This irrational fear of death is really starting to fucking bug me. I used to be all fucking gung ho and now I'm worried I won't even wake up tomorrow. Sucks, because I know I have so much life to live and I don't want it to end. Ever.

2/7/2011 12:21:00 PM

I am such a sap when it comes to certain movies.

I just watched Despicable Me and I was totally tearing up

2/7/2011 11:27:05 PM

If someone, 3 months ago, told me that I would be this happy and doing this many cool things I don't think I would have believed them.

3/5/2011 10:47:10 AM

Every time I sit down and think about what's going on in my life, I end up kinda sad but focusing on the good side. The interesting thing is that I STILL don't know what I want to do in life.

For example, my professional life is not exactly where I thought it would be right now, but if it was, I probably wouldn't have met the woman I'm marrying in July.

3/5/2011 4:19:54 PM

I got my hopes up again, after I told myself not to.

Now <3 is </3

3/5/2011 10:16:47 PM

went to watch the duke/carolina game tonight

I'm not really a duke fan but, like any true state fan, I hate carolina

white t + sharpie =



I know there are legit shirts with the same slogan, but I was being lazy... and cheap

3/5/2011 10:57:17 PM

I really had to bite my tongue and not post something I really wanted to post earlier, haven't done that in a long long time on here

luckily I got a text remarking on it almost immediately and got to tell someone else what I wanted to say, not a completely wasted thought

[Edited on March 5, 2011 at 11:00 PM. Reason : .]

3/5/2011 10:59:45 PM

^^I almost purchased begonias yesterday because they were so tempting in addition to the peonies I was selecting.

I stuck with strictly peonies but I may plant some begonias in another area next year. I couldn't help but think of you though!

3/5/2011 10:59:58 PM

Lately Ive felt that my life is kind of boring, but I don't really know how to fix it. :/ I think its because I have nothing to look forward to.

3/5/2011 11:26:16 PM

^ Totally agreed.

3/5/2011 11:31:07 PM

i am sad and cant figure out why

3/6/2011 2:42:58 AM

If I could take a few days of work next week, I would so be west of the mississippi by noon tomorrow.

3/11/2011 7:42:57 PM

My mind is stuck on an infinite loop of bad memories.

3/11/2011 10:48:19 PM

i did my psychology homework while drunk AND submitted it... wish i hadn't now...

3/11/2011 10:50:09 PM

^^ only a reboot will stop that sadly


^

3/11/2011 10:56:01 PM

Earlier I had some taco bell... Now I know why they say "Run for the border."























I got the runs right now. Oh wait.

3/20/2011 12:33:15 AM

I just lol'd at my own thread.

3/20/2011 9:10:19 PM

I am not a fan of dating

3/20/2011 10:07:00 PM

I think im in denial about what is going on in my life. When I start thinking about it my heart starts beating fast and feel like im going to have an anxiety attack. I keep telling myself im just going to put it in God's hands, but I think that is just because I don't want to deal with it.

Happy thoughts, happy thoughts

3/28/2011 2:04:32 PM

I have been feeling very insecure lately...not digging it.

3/28/2011 2:22:12 PM