I just cried because of a Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode.


Her mommy died.

5/10/2011 10:35:20 PM

HER MOM DIES?!?!?!

i am only on season 2

but i love this show!!!!!!!!!

5/10/2011 10:54:05 PM

this is my second time through

5/10/2011 10:55:19 PM

oh i remember that episode. it was so freaking random. like out of nowhere. i wonder what that bitch did to get her ass fired so hard she needed out of the plot ASAP

5/10/2011 11:18:26 PM

I'm black.

5/10/2011 11:18:54 PM

my mom's black

5/10/2011 11:19:53 PM

I'm white.

5/10/2011 11:20:47 PM

my mom's white

5/10/2011 11:21:28 PM

still crying. this episode feels so real. it's harder this time.

Quote :

"I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean, I knew her, and then she's, there's just a body, and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead anymore. It's stupid. It's mortal and stupid. And, and Xander's crying and not talking, and, and I was having fruit punch, and I thought, well, Joyce will never have any more fruit punch ever, and she'll never have eggs, or yawn or brush her hair, not ever, and no one will explain to me why. "

[Edited on May 10, 2011 at 11:46 PM. Reason : .]

5/10/2011 11:34:47 PM

i kinda miss going out to drink with my friends. but i dont do it bc i dont want to upset tyler.


still kinda miss it.

5/16/2011 6:42:47 PM

i feel the urge to go out drinking too, but lack the restrictions you do

5/16/2011 9:14:10 PM

I really like juce boxes. I drink them all the time.

5/16/2011 9:17:45 PM

I am so ready to evict this girl from my womb that I catch myself daydreaming of ways to bring on labor even though I have a few weeks to go.

5/16/2011 9:19:16 PM

lol i was all

then i remembered you are preggers!!!

how much longer ya got? i mean like 2 weeks or like 5 weeks?

[Edited on May 16, 2011 at 9:28 PM. Reason : .]

5/16/2011 9:27:45 PM

That girl we gave a ride to was damn cute. Hot even. Is it wrong I hoped she would have offered a thank you?

5/17/2011 3:22:26 AM

I'm scheduled to deliver on June 15th, so like 4 weeks.

5/17/2011 6:45:36 PM

Quote :

"I really like juce boxes. I drink them all the time."

puck_it - i too really like juice boxes.

grimx

Quote :

"i feel the urge to go out drinking too, but lack the restrictions you do"

you should go since you have no restrictions.

and hes not necessarily a restriction - i just dont want to upset him so i choose to ignore the urge to go get drunk

[Edited on May 18, 2011 at 6:51 PM. Reason : .]

5/18/2011 6:49:34 PM

i started losing my hair about 2 years ago. i knew it was coming, and to be honest it doesn't bother me. i stated shaving my head with a razor once it started to look like i was trying to hold on to the last pillars of a once great civilization. in general i don't grow out my facial hair. so the end product is a set of eyebrows on a cantaloupe. now whenever i am near an open flame, like when grilling, i am extremely careful to protect my eyebrows. i'm ok with baldness, and the shaved head, but losing my eyebrows would make me look like the dude from Powder, just a little more tan. this is my worst nightmare.

5/18/2011 8:34:59 PM

I am sad.

I got free tix to the All-Star race this weekend in Charlotte and planned on going until about 10 minutes ago. It was just too much to find someone to watch my dog and clean up my apartment enough so I'm not embarrassed for them to watch my dog

Plus I had unexpected dental work done last week and spent too much monies

I had to tell my friends we can't go which is what sucked more than anything. Hopefully they will let me transfer the tix to my frannnns so they can still have a good time.

Also I found out I am anemic (easy fix I'm sure...just sucked hearing more bad news)

[Edited on May 19, 2011 at 2:56 PM. Reason : e]

5/19/2011 2:53:45 PM

^ you could bring your dog to locust and I will watch him. Its close to charlotte.

5/19/2011 3:01:36 PM

Shit, I'm not doing anything this weekend, I can watch the dog

[Edited on May 19, 2011 at 3:29 PM. Reason : ^we, whatever lol]

5/19/2011 3:29:48 PM

Aww thanks guys

I already cancelled in my head and with the folks that gave me the tix. I will remember you for the race in October tho

5/19/2011 3:31:29 PM

Yeah, our dog loves other dogs and doesn't get near enough qt with them.

5/19/2011 4:20:16 PM

I keep coming home from traveling during the week and wanting nothing more than to not be home. This sucks


Garner sucks, nothing in walking distance and there is too much light pollution to drink and watch the stars properly

5/21/2011 12:51:21 AM

yesterday was my 2 month anniversary.

tyler is everything to me. hes the best husband and just one of the most genuine and amazing men i've had the privilege of knowing.

this past month has been opening some doors for me, and i'm starting to think more responsibly and be a grown up. i've even started eating veggies (trying to anyways)

and i just watched a tv show where at the end of the episode, one of the main characters gave birth - and i cried.

and its not b/c im a woman - altho im sure that has something to do with it. and its not b/c im PMSing or anything.

i think ive hit that point where i'm ready to start my own family with tyler. and thats going to scare him. and it scares me too. but having 2 beautiful nieces and knowing how fragile and quick life is - i'm ready.

SO i'm going to talk to tyler - and its going to be a serious conversation, not the silly ones we have about kids - and we're going to make a plan.

not really a confession - mostly just a thought. but i cant put i on fb bc my mom will eat it.

5/21/2011 8:45:40 PM

YOUR MARRIAGE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME ONCE YOU HAVE CHILDREN.

That can be a good thing, but at least get the whole marriage thing worked out before adding children. I was pregnant before we even celebrated our 1 year anniversary and things may have been easier had we gotten the husband and wife thing all worked out before adding Daddy and Mommy to the mix.

5/21/2011 10:04:28 PM

babies fuck up sex, just saying

5/21/2011 10:07:57 PM

Yes, enjoy husband and wife awhile before adding before mom and dad. Not saying to wait a long time, if you both think you are ready, great! But give you two some you time. You won't have it again.

I like the year idea, enough time to get firsts done before throwing another human being into the mix.

5/21/2011 11:41:56 PM

I was sitting at a stoplight today, and it took me about a second to notice that it had changed green. And up on my left I saw this little kid (maybe 8) who had just begun to cross the street on his bicycle. I wanted to turn left and I knew I could get through the crossing well ahead of him, so I began to turn. Then the kid's mother, who was standing on the curb, began to yell "Damien! Damien, stop! Stop!" He kept pedaling, not hearing her, and I was sort of amused by the increasing desperation and horror in her voice. I didn't come near hitting her kid, but she still yelled "Idiot!" at me as she drove away.

Looking back, I did this entirely for the pleasure of pissing off/freaking out the mother.

5/22/2011 2:12:35 AM

I am currently stuck in a shirt. It's quite fitted and has a side zipper. I can't get the zipper down. I think I am going to have to wait until my friend gets here to help me with the zipper to take it off.

5/22/2011 2:41:27 PM

OH NO!!!!

i have to admit i lold a little ONLY because the same thing has totally happened to me before. and i felt really absurd. i hope you get unstuck soon. and w/o ruining the shirt or getting hurt!

5/22/2011 2:44:40 PM

I did get out. My friend showed up and I had to make her unzip me. I wish I could say I did it on my own, but I did not. I will have to not wear that shirt anymore if I am alone.

5/22/2011 11:06:18 PM

haha - i'm glad you got out

the worst is when that happens when you are shopping by yourself and you get stuck in something and you're all like....uh oh

well getting stuck in clothes alone is also bad. but alone in a dressing room is equally scary hah!

[Edited on May 22, 2011 at 11:10 PM. Reason : .]

5/22/2011 11:09:28 PM

who knew shirts could be so dangerous

I'm glad that you're safe now, Skwinkle

5/22/2011 11:11:56 PM

hahahhah

I've gotten home wasted in dresses that I couldn't get undone and just decided to pass out in the dress and wait until the morning

I totally know how you feel!

5/22/2011 11:13:07 PM

i was once so drunk that i couldn't reach behind me to unzip my dress, so i just grabbed scissors and sliced it in half down the front

5/22/2011 11:35:51 PM

theres this girl that I feel I connect with very well, and I know at one point it was mutual, but I missed that window years ago, theres no point to posting this because it's useless but whatever

5/23/2011 1:12:15 AM

I come to the airport early on purpose to people watch

5/23/2011 7:34:37 AM

I ran over a turtle on the way home from the dentist this morning

5/23/2011 10:22:07 AM

I guess you were faster

5/23/2011 10:23:04 AM

Jerked it to a Becker rerun last night. I don't even feel bad about it.

5/23/2011 10:27:44 AM

I cant remember ever being this happy. I feel like that is kind of sad, but im too happy to care.

5/23/2011 3:42:30 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opGbvGa67AQ

i confess that i did not take my eyes off of exactly the same 'things' that you didn't take your eyes off of in this video.

[Edited on May 23, 2011 at 4:45 PM. Reason : asf]

5/23/2011 4:43:37 PM

I've tried many times but I really just don't find It's Always Sunny... to be funny

5/23/2011 6:59:56 PM

feeling a bit insecure right now :/

it is so unlike me.

5/23/2011 7:04:31 PM

I hate the Toy Story movies because my 3 year old is obsessed with them. I didn't know it was possible to watch the same movie over and over and over again.

5/23/2011 7:10:48 PM

sometimes i get jealous of people who dont really care to use the internet or phones (i'd include the tv in this but i hardly watch tv as it is)

and they always seem so happy on a daily basis - but not annoyingly happy, its like legit happy

i wont ever be that way - i like texting as fast as i can and typing too much...

5/24/2011 10:33:02 PM

Is it weird to complain about a relationship that's going too well? Like it almost seems fake.

5/25/2011 1:29:26 AM

I always confuse samwise and bmel.


Also, I sabotage all my romantic relationships.

5/26/2011 8:52:50 PM

I'm going to be in Charlotte on Saturday and I'm going to roam the streets in hopes to get a peek at Slave Famous

5/26/2011 9:24:29 PM