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"9. Only in America ...could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a black President, a black Attorney General, and roughly 18% of the federal workforce is black while only 12% of the population is black. "

this is one of my favorite ways for someone to out themselves as not only stupid as fuck, but possibly even a tad bit racist

3/5/2013 12:42:51 PM

What the....

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"Please read on....... A baby was born in hospital laughing instead of crying, the more the nurses beat him, the more he laughed so hard,suddenly the doctor noticed he had something in his hands, so he pulled the tiny hands apart and discovered he was holding 3 abortion pills. The baby then turned his head looking at his mother, laughed again and said "NO WEAPON FASHIONED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER!" Comment ~AMEN~ if you believe no weapon fashioned against you this month shall prosper. "

Luckily this was posted by an acquaintance and not a close friend.

3/5/2013 2:07:53 PM

^wtf

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also, wtf is this

3/5/2013 2:40:10 PM

^ What fucking idiot are you friends with who would post something like that?

3/5/2013 2:42:46 PM

^^^You should post "That baby must have been a genius to be able to talk within minutes of being born."

3/5/2013 2:47:00 PM

^^People from high school of course

3/5/2013 2:56:35 PM

I'm going to unfriend anyone who posts that creepy shit.

Unfortunately it will likely be a family member. Yuck.

3/5/2013 6:05:29 PM

3/6/2013 5:43:21 PM

Lol

3/6/2013 7:28:06 PM

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"A young man had a girlfriend. He was getting tired of her because she sent him messages every hour that said "I miss you" or "I love you". One night before bed he received a message, but rather than read it went to sleep. In the morning he was awakened by a call. It was girlfriend's mother crying saying that his girlfriend was killed last night. He was in a state of shock, went to read the message: "My sweetheart, come quickly, I think someone is following me!". Moral of the story: never rejects those who love, care, and try to reach out to you, because one day you'll realize you lost the moon while counting the stars! If ever you are touched by this story, Share it for everyone to know........"

3/7/2013 12:19:03 PM

Moral of the story: Call 911 in an emergency, don't text someone who is probably asleep

3/7/2013 12:20:41 PM

moral of the story: never turn off your cell phone. or sleep.

3/7/2013 12:21:43 PM

and nobody got time to type out "my sweetheart, come quickly" when getting chased by a murderer

3/7/2013 12:23:36 PM

Moral of the story: Don't be an annoying girlfriend

3/7/2013 12:23:50 PM

bitch didn't even tell him where she was

3/7/2013 12:29:03 PM

Lyk dis if u cry everytiem

3/7/2013 12:48:12 PM

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"Wow just noticed they put us in coach for the flight. I have never flown in anything other than economy! I think this is going to be a special trip"

.

3/7/2013 1:58:14 PM

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"LATEST CANCER INFORMATION from Johns Hopkins AFTER YEARS OF TELLING PEOPLE CHEMOTHERAPY IS THE ONLY WAY TO TRY AND ELIMINATE CANCER, JOHNS HOPKINS IS FINALLY STARTING TO TELL YOU THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE WAY … 1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable size. 2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a person's lifetime. 3. When the person's immune system is strong the cancer cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and forming tumors. 4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has multiple nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic, environmental, food and lifestyle factors. 5. To overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing diet and including supplements will strengthen the immune system. 6. Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly-growing cancer cells and also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells in the bone marrow, gastro-intestinal tract etc, and can cause organ damage, like liver, kidneys, heart, lungs etc. 7. Radiation while destroying cancer cells also burns, scars and damages healthy cells, tissues and organs. 8. Initial treatment with chemotherapy and radiation will often reduce tumor size. However prolonged use of chemotherapy and radiation do not result in more tumor destruction. 9. When the body has too much toxic burden from chemotherapy and radiation the immune system is either compromised or destroyed, hence the person can succumb to various kinds of infections and complications. 10. Chemotherapy and radiation can cause cancer cells to mutate and become resistant and difficult to destroy. Surgery can also cause cancer cells to spread to other sites. 11. An effective way to battle cancer is to STARVE the cancer cells by not feeding it with foods it needs to multiple. What cancer cells feed on: a. Sugar is a cancer-feeder. By cutting off sugar it cuts off one important food supply to the cancer cells. Note: Sugar substitutes like NutraSweet, Equal, Spoonful, etc are made with Aspartame and it is harmful. A better natural substitute would be Manuka honey or molasses but only in very small amounts. Table salt has a chemical added to make it white in colour. Better alternative is Bragg's aminos or sea salt. b. Milk causes the body to produce mucus, especially in the gastro-intestinal tract. Cancer feeds on mucus. By cutting off milk and substituting with unsweetened soy milk, cancer cells will starved. c. Cancer cells thrive in an acid environment. A meat-based diet is acidic and it is best to eat fish, and a little chicken rather than beef or pork. Meat also contains livestock antibiotics, growth hormones and parasites, which are all harmful, especially to people with cancer. d. A diet made of 80% fresh vegetables and juice, whole grains, seeds, nuts and a little fruits help put the body into an alkaline environment. About 20% can be from cooked food including beans. Fresh vegetable juices provide live enzymes that are easily absorbed and reach down to cellular levels within 15 minutes t o nourish and enhance growth of healthy cells. To obtain live enzymes for building healthy cells try and drink fresh vegetable juice (most vegetables including bean sprouts) and eat some raw vegetables 2 or 3 times a day. Enzymes are destroyed at temperatures of 104 degrees F (40 degrees C). e. Avoid coffee, tea, and chocolate, which have high caffeine. Green tea is a better alternative and has cancer-fighting properties. Water--best to drink purified water, or filtered, to avoid known toxins and heavy metals in tap water. Distilled water is acidic, avoid it. 12. Meat protein is difficult to digest and requires a lot of digestive enzymes. Undigested meat remaining in the intestines will become putrified and leads to more toxic buildup. 13. Cancer cell walls have a tough protein covering. By refraining from or eating less meat it frees more enzymes to attack the protein walls of cancer cells and allows the body's killer cells to destroy the cancer cells. 14. Some supplements build up the immune system (IP6, Flor-ssence, Essiac, anti-oxidants, vitamins, minerals, EFAs etc.) to enable the body's own killer cells to destroy cancer cells. Other supplements like vitamin E are known to cause apoptosis, or programmed cell death, the body's normal method of disposing of damaged, unwanted, or unneeded cells. 15. Cancer is a disease of the mind, body, and spirit. A proactive and positive spirit will help the cancer warrior be a survivor. Anger, unforgiving and bitterness put the body into a stressful and acidic environment. Learn to have a loving and forgiving spirit. Learn to relax and enjoy life. 16. Cancer cells cannot thrive in an oxygenated environment. Exercising daily, and deep breathing help to get more oxygen down to the cellular level. Oxygen therapy is another means employed to destroy cancer cells. (PLEASE SHARE IT TO PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT)"

ugh shit like this is so misleading and in most cases false and it pisses me off. Light exercise and healthy nutrition will definitely help combat fatigue and sickness caused by the cancer and chemo BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO CURE THE FUCKING CANCER.

I wish I could strap my mother down and force feed her all the carrots in the word if that meant her cancer was gone and she'd be cured.

3/8/2013 9:28:35 AM

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"Well I learned last night that it is far safer to drink and drive to my local bar then walk. I never knew one mile could be such a treacherous journey. Time to petition Durham for some sidewalks."

3/9/2013 2:00:46 PM

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"Let's go Heels!"

From someone who has never been to North Carolina..................ever.

3/9/2013 2:08:54 PM

My brother posted some "go UNC" shit on my Facebook last year and I called him out for having no reason whatsoever for that post. His response was something along the lines of "ive been a fan since I stayed in Cary once in the 90s"

3/9/2013 3:52:48 PM

Not my friend

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"Dede Haislip I want to ask you all something. WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR YOU TO BELIEVE IN MIRACLES? Twenty three years ago, my husband Xgay Greg had a vasectomy. So technically we shouldn't be expecting but God is having His way because we said he could do whatever he wants with us. Then in early April of last year God told us we were "expecting" and Greg and I both said to him, "Great!" I didn't pee on a prego test for at least 1 month because the Lord asked me to believe Him at his word. So, I waited until he gave us the green light...and the pregnancy test showed a (+) result. Then around 16 weeks we felt a little pressured and took a trip to the Carolina Pregnancy Center, (a faith based center that does NOT do abortions); they just give help to expecting parents. A woman took me into a back room to administer a pregnancy test and as we were waiting, she interviewed me. When she was done with her questions she looked at me and said, "Mrs. Haislip, according to this, you aren't pregnant." I got up from the chair and said, "Hmm, thank you for your time." I went out to the lobby and said, "Honey, let's go." When we got outside the Lord spoke to me and said, "Are you going to believe that test or are you going to believe the report of the Lord? Who's report are you going to believe?" I told Greg what happened and I told him what the Lord was saying to me. We stood resolute about what God had said, continuing to live by faith. FAITH IS NEVER CONVENIENT. Onlookers and family have continued to see my belly grow...some giving into fear, others excited, and even more just growing more curious. That’s not all. A couple of weeks after that, I saw blood in the toilet. I immediately said, “Lord, you know what’s going on and I trust you.” He put a calm over me and his presence comforted me. By his Holy Spirit I knew he was saying to me to get Greg and show him what I saw, so I did. When Greg looked in the toilet I told him what the Lord was saying to me, “Are you going to believe what you see or are you going to believe the report of the Lord?” We stood there for just a moment and then flushed the toilet saying, “We’re going to believe the report of the Lord.” Now before becoming pregnant, my periods were irregular. From week 18 on until even now, I have been having monthly periods. I could tell that my faith was growing because I would see the blood and say, “Oh, you’re no big deal for God”. I said to the Lord, “How am I supposed to know when I’m due?” and he said from the time I told you. So from that our projected due date was around the first of the year. The 1st day of January had come and my wonderful mother-in-law thought for sure that we were going to have a Christmas baby. But then the idea of a Christmas baby turned to a new year’s baby, then turned to a valentines baby and here we are on the 18th of February still waiting by faith that our miracle will come. I want to remind you all that Greg and I live with my inlaws and so my mother in law inspects me daily to see the “growing progress”. There have been a couple of times that I thought “this might be it” and then the contractions would discontinue. Even though it might seem our miracle has been delayed, it really hasn’t. People think that our estimated time for the delivery MUST have been incorrect but they are mistaken. The Lord has prolonged this pregnancy to get people’s attention. See it would be easy to think that if a woman gives birth even though she had her uterus removed that it’s definitely a miracle. But to say that a delay in a pregnancy is a miracle is much harder to believe because people think that if something is late, then there must be something wrong. There is nothing wrong…well, except for the fact that God has to do something unusual to get your attention. He is not satisfied with where your faith is. Faith doesn’t grow on trees, it grows as you go through valleys keeping your heart and mind fixed on Him. For Sarah in the Bible her faith had to grow just to believe that she could become pregnant at such an elderly age! One of the reasons God wanted her to be pregnant as an old woman was so he could get HIS PEOPLE’S ATTENTION! That’s what God has asked me to do today…get your attention. If you have been stagnant in your faith in Jesus Christ, let this be your clarion call. It’s true that you only need faith the size of a mustard seed to see things happen, but that’s not where your faith is supposed to stay! It’s supposed to grow! So I say again, what does it take for you to believe in miracles? God is still a miracle working God but your faith limits the miracles he can produce in you. Do you want to know for yourself that I Am is the God of supernatural occurrences? Then get rid of your doubt and start believing that with Him, ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE! Our miracle hasn't arrived yet and we're pleased to announce that we still have peace, and I still have a growing belly. We will give a HUGE announcement when the arrival has come. Blessings to you all, Dede. ps. sorry that two of these pictures are hazy, Greg had brought the camera in from outside and it was really cold. Love you all! Mwahhh!"

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10200742175299565&set=a.1798139556084.2102040.1317608167&type=1&ref=nf

3/11/2013 11:33:17 AM

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" Outside shivering in my bathing suit in this semi-warm weather because I'm so desperate to not look like Powder... Yes I'm crazy. Like · · 3 minutes ago near Eure, NC "

3/11/2013 2:50:46 PM

Oh god, some girl from my high school has a face tattoo. I hope it's temporary, but it keeps showing up in her pics

3/13/2013 8:13:41 PM

my friend's brother just posted:

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"My advice to scientists trying to figure out how the world began. Get a Bible, open it to Genesis 1, and start reading."

they could not be more different

[Edited on March 15, 2013 at 2:29 PM. Reason : ]

3/15/2013 2:29:19 PM

This place is unreal bro!

3/15/2013 3:00:40 PM

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"When life gives you lemons....take a fucking fork, stab them a shitton, and throw them at other peoples faces. Then step back and smirk as they cry your tears of pain for you!!! xD"

3/22/2013 11:21:46 PM

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"Just wanted everyone to know that global warming caused it to be cold today and snow on the 25 of march. I guess if it keeps getting warmer we will have snows in April too. lol"

One of many "global warmin aint real yall" posts by the same person every time the weather isn't seasonal

3/25/2013 10:17:36 PM

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"Jim carey are you a fucking idiot? What are you mad that the only good thing you did since in living color was ace ventura and that it self was a bomb and want to make a name for yourself by making that fucked up vid trying to dump on us and our rights and a great actor c.heston and the nra? Well mother fucker let me tell you this if you do not like our rights to bear arms maybe you can split the difference with piers morongan and leave the usa .our fore fathers died to give us that right and make it a law and it will not be infringed you worthless dip shit."

3/26/2013 10:20:46 AM

Hey, I liked Ace Ventura.

3/26/2013 10:22:31 AM

I thought Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless mind was pretty good. And of course, Dumb and Dumber did pretty well.

3/26/2013 10:23:53 AM

He was a great Grinch.

3/26/2013 10:28:39 AM

And dammit, I don't think The Cable Guy was all that bad either. There, I said it.

3/26/2013 10:31:47 AM

I saw it recently for the first time. Incredibly weird, but not bad.

3/26/2013 10:32:39 AM

3/26/2013 11:21:26 AM

^ saw on fb. what does it mean?

3/26/2013 11:33:45 AM

http://humanrightscampaign.tumblr.com/standformarriage

3/26/2013 11:34:51 AM

supreme court is handing down a decision on prop8 today

3/26/2013 11:35:06 AM

^false

3/26/2013 11:43:20 AM

if by false you mean that they're just going to let the lower court ruling stand, then yes, i suppose i was incorrect

3/26/2013 11:45:21 AM

Arguments were finished today

Rulings are handed down months later

3/26/2013 11:46:39 AM

well shit - i thought it was ruling not arguing.

whoops

3/26/2013 11:47:07 AM

Yeah Prop 8 is today...DOMA tomorrow

3/26/2013 11:50:04 AM

Can't believe we need a freaking dog and pony show to get this ridiculousness sorted out.

3/26/2013 11:50:52 AM

yay amurica

3/26/2013 11:55:51 AM

"that's the beauty of democracy"

3/26/2013 11:58:39 AM

It's from twitter, but still...

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"My dream is for someone to propose to me on the 50 yard line of Dowdy-Ficklen. #pirateintheblood #ecu"

3/26/2013 8:13:15 PM

shouldn't her dream at least be to gtfo of greenville?

3/26/2013 8:41:41 PM

Greenville is a magical place. It's where I first met jaZon. It's where I first fell in love.

3/26/2013 8:42:36 PM

Haha. I was walking through the parking lot at Petsmart and noticed the plethora of ECU/Pirate themed license plates in the parking lot. Not license plate frames. But paid custom license plates. The folks in Greenville are pretty passionate about their Pirates.

3/26/2013 9:03:10 PM