I'm guilty of the Halpert brow-raise towards ladies

9/19/2011 10:33:19 PM

I want to post in the "What are you drinking..." thread, but I'm the last one who posted and that makes me feel like I have a problem.

9/19/2011 11:15:24 PM

i'll help you

9/19/2011 11:16:50 PM

doooooooooooooooooooo itt.

9/19/2011 11:19:25 PM

I had a dream that Cass was on one of the real world episodes and she became all famous and there was an E! true Hollywood story about her and I was watching it.

The end

9/23/2011 6:34:23 AM

I had a dream my family left me while they went on vacation... now I know how michaely caulkin (sp?) felt like

In all seriousness, I cried in my dream and almost cried when I woke up

(To be fair, a robber was also in the dream)

9/23/2011 6:52:57 AM

I hate coming home. I hate this place

9/24/2011 1:43:34 AM

i just had the most embarrassing moment of my life and I just want to curl up and die

He's kissing me, and I'm really into it. I <3 that he was kissing me. And then I get woozy and dizzy have to sit on my stairs in my foyer. He leaves, I lock the door and proceed to get sick all over myself... I tried so hard to keep it in until he left and I'm so scared he heard it on the other side of the door...i had to run up the stairs to the bathroom. I dont know what happened. and his kissing was amazing so I don't think it was that.

this is just not fair.

9/24/2011 1:52:32 AM

I miss this one lady a lot

9/24/2011 1:52:42 AM

I'm pretty drunk. SSSSSSECRETSSSSSSS

9/24/2011 3:06:58 AM

we all miss old Conan

9/24/2011 3:14:51 AM

^^^^ coulda been worse. You could have thrown up on him.... in public.

9/24/2011 8:33:55 AM

9/24/2011 8:35:35 AM

bmel is so true

I've never thrown up on a guy.... Threw up on my sister but I think that's it.

9/24/2011 8:36:33 AM

Well we live together now, so I think it's how you win them over. I've found the way to their heart.

9/24/2011 8:43:30 AM

I miss being a redneck

9/24/2011 8:00:55 PM

Quote :

"I've never thrown up on a guy.... Threw up on my sister but I think that's it."

i threw up on my mom

9/24/2011 8:04:32 PM

I sneezed and threw up on someone at the same time

9/24/2011 8:08:08 PM

I've definitely thrown up on a guy.
But it was his fault.



And I think he liked it.

9/24/2011 8:09:01 PM

oh lawd ya'll

well I've talked to him since last night and it looks like he's still interested in me so

9/24/2011 9:03:18 PM

speaking of. . .i'd be willing to throw up in someone's lap right now...

9/24/2011 9:13:39 PM

I have a weird habit where when I use grated cheese....for anything....after I put in/on whatever I am cooking I always grab an extra pinch for me and eat. Everytime. Brett makes fun of me for it. I love cheese

9/24/2011 9:15:39 PM

And she gives another pinch to her super spoiled cat

9/24/2011 9:17:22 PM

^^lol i think everyone does that....


sometimes when making tacos I'll grate the cheese while cooking the meat and then I'll have to grate some more later on cause I've had too many pinches

9/24/2011 9:19:10 PM

I bet nyquil sex would be fun. But there's a fine line between the woozy effect and the passed out effect. Also, I am no fun in nyquil fucks me uP hardcore. Haha

9/25/2011 3:57:20 AM

I'm fucking pissed. Dog sat for a good friend this weekend (two dogs) and they have completely fucked up my weekend. They have shat all over my girlfriends house (Friday night) and then destroyed and shat all over my bedroom (Saturday night). I've gotten maybe 7 hours combined sleep this weekend and cleaned up more shit than I have in the past 10 years (and I'm around dogs A LOT).

Trying to figure out how I'm not going to strangle my friend when I see him next. I'm pretty certain he knew that these dogs could be like this. No warning, no crate to put them in at night...nothing. I'm steaming...

9/25/2011 9:34:10 AM

^ yea thats really shitty

9/25/2011 9:37:50 AM

Pun intended??

9/25/2011 9:41:36 AM

Did you ask if his dogs could be terrors? Have you never met these dogs?

9/25/2011 9:56:18 AM

Quote :

"I had a dream that Cass was on one of the real world episodes and she became all famous and there was an E! true Hollywood story about her and I was watching it. The end"

Hahahaha too funny. Hopefully I wasn't like LiLo famous and that's why they did the E! True Hollywood Story

9/25/2011 10:00:11 AM

Confession, most of us are too old for the real world.

9/25/2011 10:04:53 AM

Oh I know I definitely am.

9/25/2011 10:05:38 AM

People perceive me as quintessentially happy, but I'm the angriest person on the planet.

9/25/2011 10:23:54 AM

what's the age limit on the real world?

9/25/2011 10:29:00 AM

Quote :

"Hahahaha too funny. Hopefully I wasn't like LiLo famous and that's why they did the E! True Hollywood Story"

Oh no you weren't scandalous just famous

9/25/2011 10:29:12 AM

I don't get how people can have dogs who shit inside all the time and seemingly not make any effort to better train them. Not sure if your friend is that way, but my parents are.

9/25/2011 11:00:11 AM

My son is so sweet. He totally sat with me and rubbed my head while I napped on the couch. Unfortunately, I don't deserve his sweetness. He should be running around like crazy and screaming so that I never ever want another hangover ever again.

9/25/2011 11:03:28 AM

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"I don't get how people can have dogs who shit inside all the time and seemingly not make any effort to better train them."

I know my sister's dog never shits inside at her house, but every single time she stays somewhere else she gets a massive case of the runs and ends up shitting everywhere. So it's not always a case of bad training. Of course, letting someone know that your dog shits every time they're nervous or in a new place is part of not being an asshole.

9/25/2011 11:24:45 AM

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"Did you ask if his dogs could be terrors? Have you never met these dogs?"

One dog I use to dog-sit for all the time. When she was younger I probably spent more time with her than he did. She was amazing. The second dog he got with his last girlfriend...they broke up...and for some reason he kept the dog. I dog sat them a couple months ago when this one was still a pup and could be put in a crate. She's older/bigger now and I was told she was potty trained...which I think is a lie and he just crates her at the house. I think the new dog has affected the older dog. The older dog use to be the sweetest dog ever...never had any problems with other dogs. But now shes very aggressive with other dogs. I took them both to the market yesterday and was very embarrassed with her behavior.

Fuck...that was a horrible dog-sitting experience. I told him I'm never going to do it again. He also needs to come through and replace some of the shit they fucked up.

9/26/2011 7:19:12 AM

Quote :

"what's the age limit on the real world?"

24

9/26/2011 7:52:11 AM

Quote :

"I don't get how people can have dogs who shit inside all the time and seemingly not make any effort to better train them. Not sure if your friend is that way, but my parents are."

My parents dog used to be like that... You'd take it for a walk of any length and it would literally hold its turd until it went back inside the house because nobody was ever consistent with it and i guess it thought it was supposed to shit inside. who the hell gets a pet and lets it shit all over the place? If you don't have an hour a day to walk, you don't need a dog. I didn't go visit for a year because I was disgusted, even though I lived across town. But I had the damn thing housebroken in 2 weeks when they went on vacation though. Pity that it took 8 years... But, after that, I would never watch someone else's animal at my house without a cage to put it in when it acts up.

9/26/2011 8:50:26 AM

^Not only did the "new" dog shit in my room (and my girlfriend's room)...but after I put them on the 2nd story porch Saturday night after they tore up my room (and after I took them both out to use the bathroom and they both took a dump)...they ALSO TOOK DUMPS ON MY PORCH! I mean fuck....I halfway expected them to shit in my car on the way back to my friend's apartment.

9/26/2011 10:21:43 AM

i seriously hope you give your friend a bill to have your carpets steamed

9/26/2011 10:24:37 AM

i ate a burrito i bought off a woman selling them from a cooler outside a grocery store for breakfast

it was horrible

i expect dysentery


idk why i feel the need to put this in the confessions thread instead of the thinking thread

9/26/2011 10:31:16 AM

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"i seriously hope you give your friend a bill to have your carpets steamed"

Hardwood floors. And I cleaned those the night it happened. Had to go out to a 24-hour Harris Teeter to get the supplies though.

I'm going to make him buy me a piece of luggage to replace the one they drug out from underneath my bed and chewed the zippers off of. Only really nice piece of luggage I have. Fuckers.

[Edited on September 26, 2011 at 10:55 AM. Reason : .]

9/26/2011 10:54:26 AM

Did I win yet?

9/26/2011 3:25:29 PM

I bought an iPad so I could take pooping to the next level.

10/8/2011 4:29:52 PM

I automatically want to know where large women purchased their clothes when I see them in something cute and stylish. I think that in my mind that I will always be extremely obese.

10/20/2011 6:16:18 PM

I have mental dossier on every person I know. In my head, it's sort of like a fact sheet or a trading card that features all the info I know about them (Name, Age, Likes, Dislikes, Past Adventures). Occasionally, someone tells me something bizarre and it goes in the dossier next to otherwise innocent things like "loves peanut butter" and "hates rap music."

Thanks to reading back through this thread my info for bottombaby goes

1) Erica
2) known from English program
3) has two kids
4) has freakishly large nipples

10/20/2011 6:33:22 PM

*snickers*

10/20/2011 6:39:37 PM