chinese guys affinity for motorcycles

6/9/2008 11:04:12 PM

a pistol whip to the head and the person is EASILY knocked out

6/10/2008 12:31:33 AM

^How everyone is so easily completely knocked out by any kind of hit to the head

Shit he beat me to it

[Edited on June 10, 2008 at 12:34 AM. Reason : ^]

6/10/2008 12:34:20 AM

A girl in a serious relationship runs into someone who she previously had a short but intense relationship with.

She then dumps the current guy for the guy that she used to fuck and has no second thoughts about it.

6/10/2008 12:46:31 AM

a person leaves a hick town to become successful banker/designer/celebrity after high school, comes back home to hick town because family member dies and then person runs into girl who was the hottie in high school...he ends up falling in love with girl and leaves city life for country life again

lame

6/10/2008 12:56:19 AM

Guy stalks girl, and when the girl finally finds out about it and confronts him, he makes a lengthy explanation of the quirks he likes in her. The girl starts out telling him out by telling him how much of a creep he is, and then turns it around mid-sentence into how it is the sweetest thing she's ever heard.

6/10/2008 1:02:06 AM

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"People cocking a double action pistol to show that they mean business."

also, a semi auto pistol clicking when its out of ammo instead of the slide locking to the rear.

and, the all time action movie cliche, unlimited ammo. dude never ever ever run out of ammo or are seen reloading unless it is for dramatic effect. i mean i love scarface, but the final scene he is literally firing an M16 on full auto for like five minutes straight and i think he reloads like once.

the super cool bad guy walking in slow motion while the other people run, yet the bad guy still catches up to them.......see every horror movie ever made.

in caper movies, there is always a brainiac hacker who has a gadget or uses a computer for every task needed with the utmost ease. we need to hack into the CIA computer, no problem 3 seconds on the key board and hes in. i need to hack that super awesome lock, no problem my lock hacking device will have it open in 2 seconds.

6/10/2008 1:51:37 AM

The guy and girl in the movie have some sort of argument.

The movie then has a montage of each of them thinking about it alone, usually looking out a window or something while the current pop singer belts out a ridiculous chorus while playing acoustic guitar.

When the song is over they talk again, make up, and kiss.

Also, any movie where someone states their invention unsinkable, unbreakable, unhackable, etc. and is proven wrong in the most ironic manner.

[Edited on June 10, 2008 at 2:37 AM. Reason : any movie where the jock gets the girl and the nerd gets to write a paper]

6/10/2008 2:36:05 AM

Guy pulling out and cumming on the chick's face.

6/10/2008 3:05:04 AM

^^^ haha, I was watching the end of Scarface when I posted this:

Quote :

"People falling through previously sturdy balcony railings after being shot."

and yes, I definitely noticed him blast hundreds of rounds from his m16 (from the hip!) and mow down everyone

[Edited on June 10, 2008 at 3:07 AM. Reason : FUCK DIAMONDACE. THATS WHY.]

6/10/2008 3:07:14 AM

When the main car in a car chase seems to have a 12 speed transmission... I can't stand when the driver shifts just for emphasis (See "Gone in 60 seconds" Eleanor scene)

6/10/2008 3:59:19 AM

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"A car pulling away at 5 miles per hour..sounding like a 100mph skid."

Especially when it's like a fucking minivan or something that couldn't break traction if it wanted to.

Pretty much anything that happens to a car that breaks the laws of physics annoys me (ie Casino Royale when Bond rolls an Aston Martin by turning sharply).

6/10/2008 5:19:23 AM

chicks that fall for the nerd instead of the asshole at the end of the movie.


such bullshit.

6/10/2008 6:58:48 AM

not a movie cliche, but in car commercials where the car is effortlessly gliding around a huge city that's completely empty.

show us what really happens... you sit in line for a light like everyone else. no one cares you have a brand new lexus, and they damn sure aren't clearing the streets for you.

6/10/2008 7:41:30 AM

Quote :

"Joe has Bill at gunpoint. Joe is squeezing the trigger (close-up on trigger). Loud BANG. Joe falls to the ground, revealing Jenny (the romantic interest boning Bill later) pulled the trigger first."

Any moment where there's a slash/gunshot and you have to wait 5 seconds to know who actually died.

It's been run into the ground since Kurosawa

6/10/2008 7:57:16 AM

My wife would probably say "Anything with Martin Lawrence". I tend to agree



Spoiler Alert:
A plot summary of every single movie he's ever done.

Quote :

"BLACK PEOPLE SO CRAZZZZYYY!!!"

6/10/2008 8:20:52 AM

I hate when regular people fall from ridiculous heights, or get hit with something heavy and just bounce back like nothing happened...for instance, in Transformers, when the Mustang Cop Car Decepticon is chasing Shia LeBeouf's character, "Sam," and hits him. Sam flies 30 feet, lands on a car and busts it's windshield, and when the transformer asks him where the glasses are, he's like "I don't know what you're talking about!!" Pretty sure that would have knocked him out, or at least knocked the wind out of him. I mean, come on.

[Edited on June 10, 2008 at 9:59 AM. Reason : V haha, nah, that's just an example of what I'm talking about - people in general not getting hurt.]

6/10/2008 9:51:34 AM

you're watching a movie about giant alien robots that turn into cars and you think that's ridiculous?

6/10/2008 9:54:03 AM

when you see blood, body parts, or hear extremely strange noises, the white guy always goes the 'check it out' and/or the black guy 'gets the hell out of dodge'

6/10/2008 9:54:13 AM

Quote :

" 1. The world's most skilled __________ is a trendy teenager with no formal education in the subject. 2. Guy confesses true feelings to woman in public. 100 strangers stop, listen, and clap. "

6/10/2008 9:54:38 AM

dialtone after a phone hangs up

6/10/2008 10:21:10 AM

^^^ I dont think that is cliche as much as it is the truth

6/10/2008 11:55:35 AM

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"chicks that fall for the nerd instead of the asshole at the end of the movie. such bullshit."

lol, was going to post this.

Quote :

"The world's most skilled __________ is a trendy teenager with no formal education in the subject."

is also good.

6/10/2008 12:07:36 PM

1) happy endings where everything works out and the bad guy gets pwnd
2) snappy one-liners (esp. under stress)
3) one scientist finds cure / solution working by him or herself in a makeshift lab
4) All the aforementioned computer things / computers can do anyting, as in loading the computer virus onto the alien ship's computer in Independence Day.

6/10/2008 12:40:13 PM

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"When the good guy wins. I wish the bad guy would win more often."

Why can't the coyote catch the roadrunner just once?

Quote :

"I dont like how nearly everyone with a southern accent in a movie is portrayed to be unintelligent"

Agree. The country hates southerners.

Quote :

"when the title of the movie is worked into the dialogue"

Worst example of this is a Bond movie. Elektra King has him tied up and asks him his family motto. "The World is Not Enough". Seriously, that's the best y'all could come up with?

An annoying cliche to me is where the dork gets the hot girl.

[Edited on June 10, 2008 at 12:54 PM. Reason : /]

6/10/2008 12:42:19 PM

^I think you mean prejudiced.

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"Other language screwups, for example in Braveheart the princess spoke with a French accent while the king and prince spoke with an English accent, when actually they all would have spoken French at that time."

I consider myself somewhat of a history buff. At that point in time wouldn't they be speaking English, not the French of their enemies. Or is that not far enough along yet?

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"Pretty much anything that happens to a car that breaks the laws of physics annoys me (ie Casino Royale when Bond rolls an Aston Martin by turning sharply)."

Agreed. Thats the only part of the movie that pisses me off actually, lol. One of the extras in the DVD shows you how they made the car flip. They said it was actually pretty difficult to make it flip, lol.

I also hate handbrake turns in car commercials for cars with FWD. Its like, LOOK, we're pretending to drive RWD cars

6/10/2008 12:54:58 PM

Quote :

"Guy stalks girl, and when the girl finally finds out about it and confronts him, he makes a lengthy explanation of the quirks he likes in her. The girl starts out telling him out by telling him how much of a creep he is, and then turns it around mid-sentence into how it is the sweetest thing she's ever heard."

Disturbia

(main character is Shia LeBeouf, and his hot neighbor girl thinks it's sweet that he'd been taping her with his camera)

6/10/2008 12:58:31 PM

the whole big deal every movie makes when a character slips the magazine in to his gun

6/10/2008 1:26:09 PM

Hector from Friday playing Hector in every move hes been cast in

6/10/2008 1:33:43 PM

OH. number 1 cliche in movies that i hate. when the good guy gets his name cleared and the bad guy gets fucked via the good guy using a tape recorder while having a candid conversation with the bad guy.

most recently, see michael clayton, inside man.

6/10/2008 1:36:50 PM

Bullet Time.

6/10/2008 1:40:42 PM

In Three Amigos, all of the mexicans spoke english at their base

wtf

6/10/2008 1:58:48 PM

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"the whole big deal every movie makes when a character slips the magazine in to his gun"

Haha oh yeah. Instead of just sliding it in, they push it in a little bit then like smack the rest in.

6/10/2008 2:08:48 PM

^^ The mere fact that you would bring that up as a legitimate complaint in THE THREE AMIGOS shows you have no concept of what the movie was trying to achieve

[Edited on June 10, 2008 at 2:41 PM. Reason : grammar sucks]

6/10/2008 2:41:05 PM

Quote :

"OH. number 1 cliche in movies that i hate. when the good guy gets his name cleared and the bad guy gets fucked via the good guy using a tape recorder while having a candid conversation with the bad guy."

also Green St Hooligans

6/10/2008 3:06:42 PM

I'm thinking of Cube specifically, but it applies elsewhere. After they start discovering that each person in the cube has a specific talent, the teenage chick is all like "I don't know why they chose me! I'm just a dumb teenager!! waaaa!!" And then five minutes later we find out that she's a super math genius. "ummmmmm, yea, it's just a talent that I have. I don't know where it came from, but I can factor 7 digit numbers in my head in two or three seconds." Wow, thanks for letting us know that when we first asked you, bitch!

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"or when computers have an extremely complicated viewscreen showing 3d graphics when simply browsing the internet or searching a database"

"This is a UNIX system! I know this!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhOk2H2Mv6U

see also: Swordfish. I'm glad Wolverine spent so much time making that sweet rendering of a worm instead of writing code. (and that someone writing code could use 6 monitors set up in some sort of crazy ring...)





and really just about any movie dealing with computers is just so over the top...
http://www.headsphere.net/2008/05/csi-new-york-i-will-create-gui.html



[Edited on June 10, 2008 at 3:11 PM. Reason : ]

6/10/2008 3:07:54 PM

when some is being followed by big brother through a gps system, or some other funky way by a satellite (bourne) and just when they think they have him the whip cracker makes his bootlicker 'stay on his ass' and the bootlicker starts to type really fast like they are programming a satellite in real-time to catch -up with them. actually i thought she was im'ing jason to tell him how much of a bad ass he is

6/10/2008 3:14:50 PM

Quote :

"Highly trained military guys shooting wildly and missing, while the main character is able to pick off all of them with a pistol while running."

6/10/2008 3:33:58 PM

The hero realizes that they're carrying some sort of tracking device so they tie it to a dogs collar or some shit. Hilarity ensues as bunch of bad guys run around trying to trace the signal.

6/10/2008 3:37:16 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=blBRm1O6U9o

6/10/2008 3:46:10 PM

three..........days..............till..............retirement.........



then dies

6/10/2008 4:20:56 PM

We call it "retirony".

6/10/2008 4:29:18 PM

i would just like to say to whomever it was that was bitching about an action movie cliche in the movie titled "Shoot 'em Up"...

You fail.

6/10/2008 4:31:43 PM

Quote :

"also Green St Hooligans"

yeah, it's got to be the most used ending around.

although the main character dies in green st hooligans, so it's okay w/ me. even though that movie contains the ridiculous statement that the boston redsox have a pitcher who can throw the ball faster than 90 miles per hour! omgnowai!

6/10/2008 4:43:45 PM

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"and really just about any movie dealing with computers is just so over the top..."

i agree but i think it would be a little bland if you saw the guy just open up the command prompt through windows on a 17" laptop monitor, or sitting there writing code on a dated sun system computer.

6/10/2008 4:45:26 PM

Quote :

"We call it "retirony"."

6/10/2008 4:56:21 PM

Quote :

"when a less-experienced person regarding military says something about war and a more-experienced war guy is all like "BOY U DONT KNOW NOTHIN BOUT WAR""

New guy says something along the lines of "I can't wait to see some action!" and grizzled old war guy talks shit to him about war being ugly.

6/10/2008 4:57:19 PM

this article says it all for me

http://www.cracked.com/article_15229_5-things-hollywood-thinks-computers-can-do.html

6/10/2008 5:03:50 PM

Quote :

"In Real Life Gabriel would make his insane demands to his hackers who, in turn, would snort derisively and call him a n00b. An hour later, 30 unwanted pizzas would turn up, mysteriously ordered under his name from Pizza Hut' online order form, while the hackers giggle and high-five each time the doorbell rings."

LOL

6/10/2008 5:14:41 PM

movies where they set em up

6/10/2008 5:42:09 PM