Quote :

"damn, i haven't had some goddamn sex in awhile."

I'll be in Charlotte next week

[Edited on December 5, 2011 at 10:22 AM. Reason : 3]

12/5/2011 10:21:28 AM

waaaaaaasssssssssssssssssup

12/7/2011 9:51:24 PM

i just gave myself a pep talk

i am visualizing success

wish me luck

12/7/2011 10:14:36 PM

JOO CAN DO EEEEET!! Good luck mayne

12/7/2011 10:15:43 PM

ummm, yes.....to this thread

12/8/2011 2:53:24 AM

my ex booty texted. hell to the no!

12/8/2011 3:03:35 AM

Just got some and yeah it was pretty good. Strange thing though.... I've done it with this girl at least 30 times over the years but I haven't seen her in like a month. Tonight she invited me over to check out her new sex swing. It was all good but for some reason she looked super evil tonight. She almost looked so wicked that I thought about cutting out of there. Like I was about to fuck the Devil or something. Anyway, I figured I'd better get down there and check out the goods real thorough like to make sure she wasn't about to burn me or something. Everything was cool and she passed the web test so I went with it. Sex swings are the shit btw...

12/8/2011 3:10:21 AM

thank jesus

12/8/2011 8:57:20 AM

12/8/2011 10:44:37 PM

Delayed poast from last night maybe I'll get lucky again tonight

12/23/2011 7:48:16 PM

12/23/2011 8:39:40 PM

post.

12/23/2011 8:55:33 PM

damn I'm glad I saved that picture

12/23/2011 9:22:51 PM

Just got some and yeah it was pretty good. Strange thing though.... I've done it with this girl at least 30 times over the years but I haven't seen her in like a month. Tonight she invited me over to check out her new sex swing. It was all good but for some reason she looked super evil tonight. She almost looked so wicked that I thought about cutting out of there. Like I was about to fuck the Devil or something. Anyway, I figured I'd better get down there and check out the goods real thorough like to make sure she wasn't about to burn me or something. Everything was cool and she passed the web test so I went with it. Sex swings are the shit btw... Just got some and yeah it was pretty good. Strange thing though.... I've done it with this girl at least 30 times over the years but I haven't seen her in like a month. Tonight she invited me over to check out her new sex swing. It was all good but for some reason she looked super evil tonight. She almost looked so wicked that I thought about cutting out of there. Like I was about to fuck the Devil or something. Anyway, I figured I'd better get down there and check out the goods real thorough like to make sure she wasn't about to burn me or something. Everything was cool and she passed the web test so I went with it. Sex swings are the shit btw... Just got some and yeah it was pretty good. Strange thing though.... I've done it with this girl at least 30 times over the years but I haven't seen her in like a month. Tonight she invited me over to check out her new sex swing. It was all good but for some reason she looked super evil tonight. She almost looked so wicked that I thought about cutting out of there. Like I was about to fuck the Devil or something. Anyway, I figured I'd better get down there and check out the goods real thorough like to make sure she wasn't about to burn me or something. Everything was cool and she passed the web test so I went with it. Sex swings are the shit btw... Just got some and yeah it was pretty good. Strange thing though.... I've done it with this girl at least 30 times over the years but I haven't seen her in like a month. Tonight she invited me over to check out her new sex swing. It was all good but for some reason she looked super evil tonight. She almost looked so wicked that I thought about cutting out of there. Like I was about to fuck the Devil or something. Anyway, I figured I'd better get down there and check out the goods real thorough like to make sure she wasn't about to burn me or something. Everything was cool and she passed the web test so I went with it. Sex swings are the shit btw...

12/23/2011 11:28:54 PM

12/23/2011 11:34:21 PM

I <3 her tits

12/24/2011 12:35:34 AM

its impossible to look away

12/24/2011 12:39:45 AM

They look so plump and inviting

12/24/2011 12:41:32 AM

Christmas sex was good

12/25/2011 5:23:26 PM

X2

1/16/2012 10:46:21 PM

Post

1/17/2012 12:08:54 AM

Word

1/17/2012 6:07:16 PM

1/21/2012 4:38:00 PM

GREAT SUCCESS!!11

1/22/2012 9:59:50 AM

I have a slow old computer that takes awhile to load this gif. It is so nice to see it in slo-mo.

1/22/2012 10:25:19 AM

http://youtu.be/h28mzCBLLa4?t=28s

1/22/2012 10:34:44 AM

1/27/2012 10:38:54 PM

so jelly

1/27/2012 10:40:07 PM

^

1/27/2012 10:40:49 PM

2/3/2012 9:28:45 AM

HERE

2/3/2012 9:37:24 AM

2/3/2012 9:54:58 AM

tonight is tequila night for me and the wifey which means things usually get pretty heated. should be fun.

2/3/2012 1:36:42 PM

rub it in why don't you.

2/3/2012 1:39:19 PM

i just did

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[Edited on February 3, 2012 at 1:41 PM. Reason : /]

2/3/2012 1:41:14 PM

I haven't had sex in nearly a month. the last time was with my long-distance boyfriend the last time I saw him, and we have since broken up. I have realized in my old age that I only REALLY enjoy sex with someone I'm comfortable with and care about. so, while a random hookup or fuckbuddy isn't out of the question, it just doesn't sound that appealing.

then again, I'm at work AND sober, so my tune might change around 10pm tonight when I'm prowling the bars and my vagina is howling at me.

I'm sure you all await updates with bated breath. stay tuned.

2/3/2012 1:50:39 PM

^lol

2/3/2012 1:51:40 PM

I tend to have sex in the afternoon more often than any other time.

2/3/2012 1:52:11 PM

for some reason I like morning fucks the most. so I can all day.

2/3/2012 1:52:53 PM

the best part of waking up...

2/3/2012 1:54:20 PM

2/12/2012 1:46:25 PM

I want my sex drive back :/

I understand sex too much to enjoy it now. It's like being a gynecologist, seeing vagina is just routine and not mystical anymore.

Well, I met a new girl that I like finally. I like her for her and her company, she's very attractive, but I'm just not in the mood to have sex with her or anyone else. I control my penis now, it doesn't control me.

As soon as she finds out that I don't want to have sex with her, she's going to want it even more.
Not looking forward to crossing that line in the future.

Anyone know any atheist, non-crazy girls that don't like sex except maybe once every three months?

2/12/2012 1:55:15 PM

never getting a pizza from that guy

2/12/2012 2:07:06 PM

^^ Not sure if trolling...or gay.

[Edited on February 12, 2012 at 2:08 PM. Reason : ^^]

[Edited on February 12, 2012 at 2:09 PM. Reason : red x]

2/12/2012 2:08:01 PM

2/12/2012 2:10:14 PM

^^can you quote the sentence in my post that makes you think I sleep with men?

2/12/2012 2:12:45 PM

Quote :

"I like her for her and her company, she's very attractive, but I'm just not in the mood to have sex with her..."

2/12/2012 2:17:42 PM

Well, I know it's beyond comprehension and all, but when a straight man stops sleeping with girls, it just means he just stops having sex.

2/12/2012 2:22:23 PM

nah, man, not wanting to bwn girls while also not bwning dudes definitely makes you a fudge-packer. that's just how it works

2/12/2012 2:23:49 PM

^

2/12/2012 2:29:14 PM