longest streak of my life (I hope, lol).

6/25/2013 3:26:46 PM

Got some stank on my crank y'all.

7/27/2013 1:12:44 PM

have some self-respect, it's 1 o'clock in the damn afternoon

7/27/2013 2:13:16 PM

^^no you didn't

7/27/2013 2:20:11 PM

Girl is out of town

7/27/2013 2:50:44 PM

Try this

7/27/2013 2:58:09 PM

Hahaha she gets back tomorrow. I don't think I could have one those shipped that fast.

7/27/2013 3:01:44 PM

Don't u know there's a sex appliance store on Western blvd? She can accompany with u tonight at least.

7/27/2013 3:07:57 PM

Quote :

"have some self-respect, it's 1 o'clock in the damn afternoon"

I had some good goddamn sex yesterday at 1 PM. WHAT SAY YOU NOW, qntmoverlord?

7/27/2013 3:10:04 PM

post

7/27/2013 3:20:22 PM

I live in Ohio

7/27/2013 3:48:46 PM

Sex toy stores are everywhere I think.





[Edited on July 27, 2013 at 3:54 PM. Reason : That's what happens recently in China's famous University]

7/27/2013 3:51:55 PM

^^^^^^^^^^

We were done by 10am. I didn't want to be rude and post from her bed right after. Waited till I got home.

7/27/2013 5:11:32 PM

when it's more than 3 carets, you should definitely quote

just sayin' bruh

7/27/2013 5:18:17 PM

I know how to wolf web bruh.

7/27/2013 5:37:28 PM

.

[Edited on July 27, 2013 at 6:59 PM. Reason : .]

7/27/2013 6:58:53 PM

if you knew how to internet, you wouldn't brag (onymously) about having had sex

especially when you're at least 29 years old

7/27/2013 7:06:58 PM

It's better to brag about having sex than never having sex, bruh.

7/27/2013 10:43:35 PM

7/28/2013 9:10:05 AM

7/28/2013 9:23:54 AM

Someone needs to start writing some erotica for those of us on cold streaks

7/28/2013 9:46:12 AM

^agree

7/28/2013 9:53:37 AM

I am going to go out on a limb here and say that you can probably find a ton of erotica online


[Edited on July 28, 2013 at 10:01 AM. Reason : google it, see you tomorrow]

7/28/2013 9:54:37 AM

As EMCE exited the shower, and toweled off his wet skin, he noticed that Klatypus was awake in the bed....staring longingly at his semi-erect penis. Her jaw started feeling sore, remembering the night before, as he walked towards her....dangling.

7/28/2013 10:07:49 AM

i meant TWW themed erotica. doesn't have to be between two TWWers, but the central character must be.

7/28/2013 11:23:26 AM

^^Your story is poor illustrated. I did not get aroused at all.

[Edited on July 28, 2013 at 1:04 PM. Reason : ;]

7/28/2013 1:03:54 PM

fucking lolz

7/28/2013 1:31:26 PM

I mean. Who can get turned on at the thought of EMCEs dangling wang.

7/28/2013 5:37:25 PM

^ your mom

7/28/2013 6:06:19 PM

haha

7/28/2013 6:19:15 PM

i can join this club again! thankful for neighbors.

7/29/2013 7:48:31 AM

Quote :

"i meant TWW themed erotica. doesn't have to be between two TWWers, but the central character must be"

As long as slave famous is the author this will be good.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

7/29/2013 9:30:27 AM

^^ Why do u thank ur neighbors?

7/29/2013 12:55:35 PM

??????hooray!!!

7/30/2013 11:23:43 PM

Somebody embed "Just a Little Lovin'" by Dusty Springfield

7/31/2013 7:57:44 AM

7/31/2013 8:38:14 AM

Good song for background music while u do it?

7/31/2013 8:47:21 AM

TWW themed erotica

For emce he will just have to imagine his dong had a terrible encounter with bleach and ratnahar and dropdeadkate are administering treatment.

That's what I did anyway

http://motherless.com/92B9514

7/31/2013 6:39:03 PM

thank you Jesus

8/9/2013 10:56:15 PM

I had some fantastic breakup sex. I fear that might be the last of it for a while

8/10/2013 1:30:12 AM

making a joint sex playlist before banging it out is a great team building activity

9/3/2013 10:06:53 AM

9/21/2013 8:24:36 AM

found a girl that is a certified blowfessional. unfortunately, she can't handle the D
better than my previous streak of inept partners though

9/21/2013 8:37:54 AM

^^ Strong sex is harmful for pregnant woman and her baby.

[Edited on September 22, 2013 at 8:42 AM. Reason : ;]

9/22/2013 8:41:43 AM

Sex is awesome while pregnant and my doctor has given me a green light so you just go back to your wife and all the reasons she gives not to fuck you.

9/22/2013 9:06:50 AM

OH SNAP!





I, for one, am happy that elise is getting the D

9/22/2013 9:15:39 AM

^^ those are some superstitious Chinese beliefs.

A lot of traditional cultures have such beliefs, even to the extent that they believe the devil will hurt the child, the child will be born left handed, the child will become a bad person, etc, and other nonsense.

9/22/2013 9:16:20 AM

Pregnant sex is probably the best sex I've ever had. And I want it all the damn time.

9/22/2013 9:18:15 AM

^,^^^^

9/22/2013 9:19:01 AM

Then have it everyday, bitch

[Edited on September 22, 2013 at 9:49 AM. Reason : enjoy]

9/22/2013 9:49:07 AM