because of this thread i'm fairly certain that bbehe was a virgin until 9/28/2013

[Edited on November 30, 2013 at 11:16 AM. Reason : r]

11/30/2013 11:16:51 AM

Lol no

11/30/2013 11:20:20 AM

nah. he deflowered me several years ago

11/30/2013 7:07:50 PM

Yep, I don't like this thread.

[Edited on November 30, 2013 at 7:41 PM. Reason : ]

11/30/2013 7:18:09 PM

^^^ What??? You told me I was your first?!?!!!

11/30/2013 10:06:10 PM

12/1/2013 11:40:37 AM

it feels like a bag of sand!!!

12/3/2013 9:24:55 AM

Fuck. I thought I maneuvered the wet spot onto his side. But then ass hole finger bangs his come all over my side of the bed, so I have to sleep in the dirty slut pile of semen and girl goo.

12/10/2013 12:08:46 AM

grl in here too old. do not want

12/10/2013 3:09:20 AM

As if I wasn't already grumpy...seriously, this thread

12/10/2013 8:47:26 AM

^^^^ i bet you would be fun

12/10/2013 9:00:05 AM

I'm finally able to fully appreciate the make-up sex.

12/11/2013 10:31:58 AM

off da chain last night....twice!! something about cumming together that's just awesome!

12/11/2013 1:35:01 PM

Almost the 3rd trimester and still rockin' hard!

12/12/2013 8:17:01 PM

Your baby is going to be born with a dent in its head.

12/12/2013 8:25:18 PM

Nah. That trip down the birth canal will pop it right back out.

12/12/2013 8:27:09 PM

This last month has been amazing. It's like sipping water from the fountain of youth, rejuvenating and refreshing.

12/13/2013 12:07:06 AM

holy shit

yup

12/13/2013 12:51:10 AM

Mmm. Morning sex. My favorite.

12/14/2013 6:41:15 AM

Enjoy it while you can. I've poked her a few times this morning but with how often Evan wakes her up sleep is gonna win over sex every time haha

12/14/2013 9:14:24 AM

Wait Doss2k had a kid?

12/14/2013 9:36:29 AM

He has a future step kid. Also, how many more times am I going to hear "enjoy it while you can?"

12/14/2013 9:40:22 AM

probably a bunch

because everybody knows you're about to forget who you are and stop giving a shit about your husband or his penis when that baby arrives

12/14/2013 1:17:41 PM

Damn. Guess I will have to warn him. Maybe get him a pocket pussy.

12/14/2013 1:24:48 PM

I've heard good things about the fleshlight

I hope to Christ that my phone didn't just add fleshlight to its autocorrect dictionary

12/14/2013 1:30:21 PM

Better be careful when you ask mom for that flashlight for Xmas.

12/14/2013 1:37:07 PM

Mmmmm.

12/20/2013 6:23:25 AM

Poast

12/20/2013 7:26:19 AM

Morning sex is the best, right?

o/

12/20/2013 7:36:17 AM

\o

12/20/2013 8:13:17 AM

Quote :

"Wait Doss2k had a kid?"

Crazy right? As Elise said a future stepkid. He is five and he is pretty awesome most of the time .

12/20/2013 8:42:40 AM

i've had morning sex every day this week.....whooot!!

12/20/2013 9:34:21 AM

this was me last night. except it was good. walking out this morning was a little awk.

12/23/2013 5:33:28 PM

oh shit

really fucking good

1/3/2014 1:06:16 AM

Post for first time in 2014 (last night).

1/3/2014 8:58:09 AM

.

1/3/2014 10:03:13 AM

Post

1/6/2014 10:01:49 AM

It's about damn time, shoot.

1/6/2014 10:06:03 AM

^ ^ do not lie.

[Edited on January 6, 2014 at 10:07 AM. Reason : hh]

1/6/2014 10:06:05 AM

First one in 2014.

1/6/2014 10:14:34 AM

i bet she hated your asian d

1/6/2014 10:17:44 AM

Better than ur redneck one.

1/6/2014 10:20:22 AM

It was shoot's first. But it was his wife's third.

1/6/2014 10:21:22 AM

wife's fourth

1/6/2014 10:21:36 AM

Oh snap... I thought I saw grimx's car pulling up as i was leaving.

[Edited on January 6, 2014 at 10:23 AM. Reason : kkkkk]

1/6/2014 10:22:46 AM

[Edited on January 6, 2014 at 10:30 AM. Reason : You guys just envy, I understand]

1/6/2014 10:27:37 AM

1/6/2014 10:32:50 AM

1/6/2014 10:34:50 AM

1/6/2014 10:35:41 AM

TIL shoot is tuff

1/6/2014 10:36:25 AM