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11/2/2011 8:56:45 PM

and only one translation.

11/2/2011 8:57:46 PM

there was only one request

11/2/2011 8:58:27 PM

negatron ghostrider, on page 2 I asked for translation. It was pretty much a generic request to translate all of the non-whitepeoplereadable shizzle on the page, although I did not define the request as such.

smh?

11/2/2011 9:00:32 PM

you arent a female that particpates in the striking arts

11/2/2011 9:01:22 PM

i was gonna do some translations but it hurts my head to read that shit. Yall must have some high school black friends on facebook.

11/2/2011 9:03:11 PM

Quote :

"NO SPEED BUMPS .. focus on a million swagg on a trillion.. if yo swagg on a mili push like an showoffpraise"

Is anyone familiar with how swagger stacking works? From what I've gathered, you can establish baseline swag, and then obtain multipliers to increase your overall swag level, sometimes going into the billions or trillions. Lil B references this in "Wonton Soup":

Quote :

"Oh my god Based God! You could fuck my bitch, Based God! You swag to the maximum Swag 100 thousand, 100 trillion! Oh god damn Based God!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m5CIcbytfM

Obligatory "Thank you Based God"

11/9/2011 4:01:41 PM

message_topic.aspx?topic=561282

11/9/2011 5:39:26 PM

excuse me ..I speak jive..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa1rjCZxtxo

11/10/2011 3:15:44 PM

I'm Krallum and i approved this message.

11/23/2011 8:00:07 AM

LOL

11/23/2011 9:12:25 AM

This shit is racist

Hilarious and racist

If any of you have any black friends from North of NC who never graduated from high school, you may find the status updates even more difficult to translate. There is where terpball can be of service.

11/23/2011 9:26:06 AM

the equivalent white people are just below that mendoza line where they know how to get on the internet.

11/23/2011 9:33:21 AM

Yeah let me know if you see any status updates with the word "Bama" in it

11/23/2011 9:41:39 AM

God Bill Cosby could not have been more correct

Quote :

"dnt turn a hoe to a house wife.. hoes dont act right... #luda"

Quote :

"what u really need im da yung santa clause"

Quote :

"i miss my family yo... and im not being a cupcake lol..."

Quote :

"go slow over dem speed bumps # Dontneedya - nah nigga speed up #******* - swagg mountain.."

Quote :

"if u smart-slow u wont push like-unike..."

12/23/2011 9:34:47 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQnDNf7YvRU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daYXkvDNj0U

[Edited on December 24, 2011 at 6:03 PM. Reason : asdf]

12/24/2011 5:57:20 PM

Quote :

"Her tunnel gapped wide open my train leakin oil in da tunnel to make more flatbed car to transfer into boxcar and i'll leave da diesal engine to be a steam engine and da boxcar will mature n a diesal engine. nw catch on to wat im talkn bout and (lms) if u no wat im talkn bout and comment in ur own word"

what

2/6/2012 10:45:55 PM

Making fun of the broken English used by an oppressed minority group that experiences sub-standard education is hilarious and in no way racist.

2/6/2012 10:53:34 PM

^ i don't think it has much to do with education.

it is my belief that every single child in the US receives decent enough education to not write like that. we are not talking about knowing technical stuff here like stamens and shit, nor even common spelling and grammar mistakes, just extremely basic spelling and grammar that every single person learns AND knows.

2/7/2012 6:17:13 AM

^ I'm not defending spelling like that, or saying it makes sense. But you have to admit there its a difference between what is learned in school, and what is used as "slang" on the internet.

2/7/2012 6:46:49 AM

of course, that actually was my whole point. when people write like that, they know it is not correct and are doing it on purpose.

whether people should write like that or not, and whether writing like that says something about the intelligence of the writers or not, is another issue.

2/7/2012 8:30:28 AM

Whoops, I misinterpreted what you said.

2/7/2012 8:36:59 AM

Quote :

"Making fun of the broken English used by an oppressed minority group that experiences sub-standard education is hilarious and in no way racist."

1 NEW ACHIEVEMENT: GODLY TROLL

2/7/2012 9:53:10 AM

2/7/2012 3:48:45 PM

I got into it awhile back with this black girl on FB that was a friend of a friend. I basically called her out for sounding like a complete idiot. I sent her a random message and called her out. Long story short, she thought I made a fake profile and was some girl whos ass she kicked awhile back and threatened to do it again next time she saw "me". I'll take screen caps of all of it and post them, its pretty damn hilarious. The way some of these ghetto types talk on FB just kills me. It all started when this was posted on her page.




[Edited on February 7, 2012 at 4:03 PM. Reason : .]

2/7/2012 3:55:26 PM

here is a wonderful status i saw today:

"U a stupid a hoe stupid stupid hoe u kno who u r"

and the comments:

"Lol who
$ I GOT DA JUICE $"

"u lol
where u at"

"Huh
$ I GOT DA JUICE $"

[Edited on February 11, 2012 at 12:06 PM. Reason : i know that is a nicki minaj song. doesn't make it any less dumb.]

2/11/2012 12:05:22 PM

Quote :

"STUNTN TO CAPACITY"

2/11/2012 1:43:19 PM

Quote :

"Good Afternoon Got up at a good time just chillin playin a lil Call of duty modern welfare 3... and chillin about to fix somethin to eat and maybe hit up downtown Greensboro tonight or the ville which every it friday got to do somethin and have a good time you know how we do party time have a good one just a lil from me and words of whitaker of the day have fun and life out a cost on a good time and friends so go all out and no regert lol you and smile for the next day to come and do it all over again remember met to spend so dont hold on to it like it make you happy what ever it you spend on it makes you happy... p.s. miss my amry chick A I come back soon much love and god bless every one have a good day"

[Edited on February 24, 2012 at 12:56 PM. Reason : .]

2/24/2012 12:55:45 PM

Quote :

"MODERN WELFARE 3"

2/24/2012 1:01:34 PM

yall wankstas need to stop with all dez damn conpiraseez! #QUITPURPIN

1.Pussy-gettin conspiracy
-this joker got errbody thinkin he stay gettin pussy erry night but he aint gettin no pussy. this joker is layin in the bed with the girl like a lil bitch AHHAHAAHA and not gettin no ass.

moral: its alright cuz we know what happens when you lie on your dick, it shrinks

2. money-makin conspiracy
-this joker got errybody thinkin he paid just cuz he got some new rims but it turns out he got these rims ON LOAN and aint even makin payments. on top of that them shits is coated anyway and 16s NOT 18s

moral: eventually he will lose his shit and everyone will know, he aint really PAID LIKE THAT.

3. hard-ass thug conspiracy
-this joker got eerrybody thinkin he ruthless and a killa. he aint never killed nobody. turns out this joker was in jail for UNARMED ROBBERY.

moral: one day he will run into a real thug and get his bitch ass WHOOPED

4. mofuckin police conspiracy
-i swear the police be out to get ME and just ME all the time. its some bullshit man. I was just smokin weed on the corner the other day and the police bitchass came and started askin me questions. i told him i hadnt bothered nobody and he ARRESTED ME.

moral: all pigs goin to hell

5. bammer ass weed conspiracy
-these jokers around here be smokin that bammer ass brown ass weed and actin like they high. you can't get high off that bullshit cuz its fake. i only buy that exclusive dank ass purp

moral: when i move back to cali and get my card it will be that killa dro errynight for me.

2/24/2012 5:38:43 PM