^ Mine is 15 seconds. Saves me a ton of money on gas and no traffic frustration. Living in Chicago this is a big +

9/5/2013 5:30:15 PM

Got to travel to Ohio for the week to market our product at a farm show. Met some really cool people and saw some pretty awesome farming equipment

9/20/2013 11:15:58 PM

free cake at the monthly staff meeting

9/21/2013 2:34:59 AM

Getting paid to sleep rules.

12/3/2013 4:07:01 PM

Compliments from doctors about my x-rays

Nice elderly people

Skinny patients

12/3/2013 4:09:55 PM

Client just got back from vacation and is going on another vacation in 2 weeks, so he's in a great mood and is approving every change request I've submitted. Yay for the holidays.

12/6/2013 1:31:37 PM

Building our department leases from hosts a breakfast at the attached restaurant...so stuffed

12/17/2013 9:07:51 AM

Telecommuting full time.

nothing like being able to get out of bed at 7:30, get myself and my kid ready, make us breakfast, drop her off at the bus stop, walk a mile with the dog around the neighborhood while listening to a podcast and be at my desk by 8:45.

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12/17/2013 9:12:29 AM

didn't have time for breakfast this morning

coworker brought in grits for everyone

hell ya

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6/6/2014 8:23:35 AM

Heading to Vegas for a trade show next week.

6/6/2014 12:27:04 PM

do you mind moving this for me? I'll pay labor and you can keep the scrap value

I go to look at the equipment, its all 3" plate aluminum.

8/1/2014 1:40:52 PM

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8/1/2014 1:46:33 PM

Relocating to Hawaii.

8/1/2014 5:59:55 PM

Beer at the end of every workday, even though I don't like drinking that much anymore.

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8/22/2014 3:03:26 PM

Quote :

"do you mind moving this for me? I'll pay labor and you can keep the scrap value I go to look at the equipment, its all 3" plate aluminum. "

JACKPOT

8/22/2014 3:08:27 PM

walking away from the unflushed men's room nervously but secretly enjoying the thought of people walking in behind you to see your dirty work

8/22/2014 3:10:07 PM

stategrad100, i really hope you are not the fucker that works with me. fucking gross.

8/22/2014 3:40:21 PM

str8 up logged in after a year to post that shit LOL

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8/22/2014 3:47:59 PM

Spoke with a customer service rep from a vendor of ours, who I've never talked to before - had a 'pretty voice'

Facebook stalked her, low and behold she had her workplace noted and a wide open profile - Looked even better than she sounded.

8/22/2014 5:13:38 PM

^was it Univar?? those sneaky foxes

Enjoyance: our Japanese technical advisor is back from Japan... with bags and bags of yummy candy. Much better than his predecessor; he brought fish-flavored candies and crap

8/22/2014 6:07:12 PM

Nah

8/22/2014 6:18:43 PM

Got a pretty knarly puncture wound on the bottom of my foot this past Monday. That workplace first aid kit is off the chain. Free Neosporin, gauze, large patch band aids 4 days.

8/29/2014 1:13:11 PM

The day after someone no one likes gets fired

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9/10/2014 10:56:22 AM

More shit has been thrown around the office today than is thrown in a typical week. How can you get work done if you can't throw shit at people

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9/16/2014 5:22:49 PM

Golf outings

9/17/2014 8:24:06 PM

not having a workplace has been pretty enjoyable

9/18/2014 12:08:25 AM

Get to drive all kinds of cool equipment and trucks.

Boss and I practice shooting bow's after work at our office.

Sales calls near my house that I can just go home early to.

9/18/2014 3:47:45 PM

I like to drop bows on 'em after work with the crew

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9/18/2014 4:56:44 PM

TIL about AutoDesk's Reference Manager and it has saved me hours of work. How did I not know about this??? I just wish it was a bit more functional (I'd like to be able to delete/add references instead of just editing paths). Still, thank you thank thank you.

9/19/2014 2:56:40 PM

My office is next to a clothing designer who is very "one with nature." She's smoking out like a mother fucker today and I definitely have a contact high. The quality of my work today should be interesting....

9/22/2014 1:26:11 PM

The wife stops by in between classes to drop off a pumpkin latte and apple butter bacon cheddar biscuit from Jubala.

10/8/2014 12:38:22 PM

I just got an office with a window. The only other people with windows are upper management. Even my boss doesn't have a window.

10/8/2014 3:01:34 PM

my little pet project just garnered super-high plant-wide priority

10/8/2014 6:19:17 PM

^^^^
where do you work that people can smoke up in their offices and not get in trouble?

just curious.

10/8/2014 6:22:52 PM

In Belgium beer =

10/9/2014 7:15:03 PM

Just got a third monitor for my desk. Greatest day ever.

10/9/2014 7:32:13 PM

Quote :

"where do you work that people can smoke up in their offices and not get in trouble? just curious."

My office is above a bar on King St in Charleston. I'm sure a police officer could smell it walking on the street, but there are a lot of 2nd floor residences it could also be coming from...so I can't imagine them coming up to check on it.

10/9/2014 7:37:37 PM

have 6 monitors, get taken out for sushi for lunch every other month "just because" by my boss. also, spring picnics and christmas parties at angus barn every year. w00t!

10/10/2014 1:58:24 PM

Spirit Week means dressing down for a whole week. Today being "Country Cowboy Day" meant I danced the Copper Head Road and Boot Scoot Boogie with my students after class.

10/22/2014 9:37:39 AM

We had throwback Thursday two weeks ago. i wore my high school letter jacket and football hat.

10/22/2014 10:02:28 AM

catered bbq for lunch

11/7/2014 10:54:43 AM

who all drink beer @ work say yeeaaauh

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11/19/2014 5:18:57 PM

Fires in all breakrooms. So cozy to grab a coffee and chill.

11/19/2014 11:39:41 PM

Messaging parents about disciplinary issues and not only do I get their support but also:

Quote :

"Thank you for your kind words and support. Have a nice day."

11/20/2014 9:15:34 AM

All the employees were out at a meeting today. For us contractors who weren't at the meeting, a day refreshingly free of condescension. Also, getting to leave early.

11/20/2014 7:11:46 PM

2 day week!

Showing 2001: A Space Odyssey to my astronomy classes

11/24/2014 7:30:28 AM

2 day week also!

And in January we are moving locations since we just bought out another company. It'll be a headache to begin with, moving and everything. But the location will be much better. We moved into this temporary office (sharing a location with a sister company at the moment) and it's just an ideal fit. So this new location will be a nice step up

11/24/2014 8:19:49 AM

Thanksgiving pot luck lunch!

11/25/2014 2:00:09 PM

Convincing my job to 'refresh' my dude its a dull with a mac was way easier than expected. I am excited to not have to carry 900lbs around all the time.

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12/11/2014 12:05:47 PM

Christmas parties at work! Today is Christmas party #4 of 6. Last year there was a chocolate fountain.

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12/11/2014 12:10:43 PM