You have to know that in the absence of closure, this thread is going to define your future on the Wolf Web. This is all you're ever going to hear about whenever you post from now on until you actually put a bow on it.

[Edited on April 26, 2016 at 4:51 PM. Reason : Post #49,779.]

4/26/2016 4:51:36 PM

Quote :

"Dynasty2004I feel like this is a felony"

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard

4/26/2016 5:56:00 PM

Come to terms with your psychotic break?

4/26/2016 6:28:30 PM

just don't put a bow on it and send it to your students.

4/27/2016 9:27:35 AM

LMAO this is never going to die.

Unless I beat it with an ax handle.

Or Smath admits he had a psychotic break.

4/27/2016 12:57:41 PM

lets not go calling people crazy now

he's just trying to establish an alibi for sexting with one of his underage students

i think we've all be there before

4/27/2016 3:09:08 PM

too many details. thank you for your candid responses.

[Edited on April 28, 2016 at 12:38 PM. Reason : ]

4/28/2016 12:34:36 PM

I truly believe you are nucking futs.

Life is real man.

4/28/2016 2:27:00 PM

Quote :

"This incident should be written away as trolling. good day, good evening, and good night."

So yea, I think that's pretty clearly a "coming to terms with delusion" post.

I'm glad everything turned out OK.

4/28/2016 9:30:10 PM

If this is under investigation, I'm sure Smath74 can't say too much more about this than he already has.

4/28/2016 9:56:57 PM

Non-Dongle Agreement

4/28/2016 10:58:14 PM

4/29/2016 2:32:27 AM

Quote :

"So yea, I think that's pretty clearly a "coming to terms with delusion" post. I'm glad everything turned out OK."

4/29/2016 3:04:10 PM

I had no idea I would become so good at this after just a few lessons from a medium-level hacker

[Edited on May 3, 2016 at 5:29 AM. Reason : Adultery is a sin ]

5/3/2016 5:28:54 AM

Quote :

"You have to know that in the absence of closure, this thread is going to define your future on the Wolf Web. This is all you're ever going to hear about whenever you post from now on until you actually put a bow on it."

Yep. Just ask lafta for five bucks.

[Edited on May 4, 2016 at 1:59 PM. Reason : ]

5/4/2016 1:59:01 PM

if this thread defines my reputation on TWW, then thank god. i've had much worse trolling threads that could do that.

5/4/2016 6:39:33 PM

oh... you want a bow? hang on

5/4/2016 6:40:06 PM

5/4/2016 6:44:46 PM

Triple post, suspend.

5/5/2016 10:17:23 AM

that little girl needs a shave

5/5/2016 11:38:05 AM

the theme for our staff pictures this year was "bows and bow ties"... i took it literally. That's my natural hair.

5/5/2016 1:23:15 PM

10/10 would again

5/5/2016 2:02:20 PM

Smath74 has been around here far too long to let this thread define his contribution to this community.

5/5/2016 2:16:17 PM

Define or cement?

5/5/2016 3:24:10 PM

^ cement. deffo.

5/7/2016 8:44:52 PM

Holy shit how am I just now seeing this thread?

5/8/2016 11:48:30 PM

what in the actual fuck is this thread.

5/12/2016 9:04:34 PM

Ether a decent exercise in trolling or grounds for involuntary committal.

5/13/2016 1:54:53 PM

metasploit

5/18/2016 11:10:22 AM

Why bother bttt'ing this. Do you need attention smath?

5/18/2016 7:57:38 PM

have the parents sued you yet for sending dick pics to their kids?

5/19/2016 9:25:23 AM

https://www.reddit.com/comments/34l7vo/

So I just found this Reddit thread, and it _heavily_ reminded me of this Smath74 chain. Get a CO detector .

6/7/2016 9:57:56 AM

Way to miss that on page one, guy.

6/7/2016 10:30:15 AM

His user name

6/7/2016 10:46:08 AM

So I did. . . so I did.

6/7/2016 11:05:01 AM

Quote :

" future on the Wolf Web. "

6/26/2016 1:58:32 PM

dear smath,
after reviewing your application and this thread, I'm going to need an update.

thanks weirdo

2/6/2017 5:03:41 PM

Uh...like a job application or like he was soliciting you?

2/7/2017 2:01:21 PM

Quote :

"CONCORD (CBS SF) — A Concord high school administrator was the victim in a scandal Monday after a nude video illegally taken by a student inside a locker room at a private club was distributed on social media. Outside Clayton Valley Charter High School, Monday afternoon, confused parents approached KPIX 5 cameras waiving suspension slips for their children looking for answers. The teens are accused of distributing a nude photo still from a video of Clayton Valley Charter High School Executive Director David Lindzey. The video was taken in an off-campus locker room at a private club in Walnut Creek."

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2017/02/27/concord-high-school-rocked-by-nude-video-scandal/

[Edited on February 28, 2017 at 12:43 PM. Reason : fg]

2/28/2017 12:42:22 PM

Klatypus pls respond

3/1/2017 9:40:44 PM

http://www.wral.com/onslow-students-catfish-teacher-post-nude-photo-online/16676386/

5/1/2017 3:43:39 PM

how can you fucking start sharing nude photos without ever having met the person???

what a goddamn idiotic teacher.

still a victim.

throw the students into the ocean.

5/5/2017 8:15:14 PM

I genuinely wish smath the best. Hope he keeps posting here.

5/8/2017 12:16:23 PM

^wait was Smath telling the truth.

5/9/2017 8:52:49 AM

Hell no.

5/9/2017 11:02:52 AM

lol. I was just asking for a friend.

Smath is actually normal in person FYI, who knew?

5/13/2017 6:39:03 PM

5/14/2017 7:49:28 PM

so wait

did Klatypus pimp her friend out to a mentally ill dude or what

5/15/2017 3:26:14 PM

no nothing like that. i just went through a bunch of shit, drank way too much because of it, stopped drinking, and healed bro.

5/15/2017 8:56:46 PM

welcome back brah.

5/16/2017 10:01:52 AM