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11/10/2009 5:44:52 AM

You're banned from this historical society! You, and your children, and your children's children! For three months.

11/10/2009 5:47:40 AM

http://eyeonspringfield.tumblr.com/

good blog with images from older simpsons episodes

Quote :

"Oh no. My brains."

11/10/2009 6:07:53 AM

Ketchup

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11/10/2009 6:09:24 AM

Quimby: We will now hear suggestions for the disbursement of the two million dollars.
Lisa: Don't you mean three million dollars?
Quimby: Of course, how silly of me.

11/11/2009 12:52:03 AM

Homer: A flying rock?! Call a geologist!

11/11/2009 8:57:29 AM

Homer: TELEVISION! Teacher! Mother! Secret lover...

Homer is being interviewed for a movie role
Comic Book Guy: You are acceptable!
Homer: Great, would you like to see me naked?
Studio Exec: Oh, there's no nudity in this movie
Homer: What movie?

11/11/2009 10:06:44 AM

11/11/2009 10:29:59 AM

Snake: Yo, um, I must have like fallen on a bullet, and it like, drove itself into my gut.”

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 5:58 PM. Reason : ,]

11/11/2009 5:57:31 PM

Homer: Flowers, the painted whores of the plant world

11/11/2009 6:36:40 PM

Quote :

"Thats a paddlin’."

Quote :

"Oh, there’s ALWAYS a canal."

11/11/2009 7:45:21 PM

I love this thread

11/11/2009 7:53:53 PM

Me too

11/11/2009 8:18:48 PM

Bart: Dad, remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed ``I'm a hemophiliac'' and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?
Homer: Heh heh heh. Yeah.
Bart: Could you teach me how to do that?

11/16/2009 8:38:10 PM

Lisa: SEVERAL? That's more than a few!...and almost a bunch!

11/16/2009 8:46:21 PM

Bart: You sure do suck tonight, Homer.

Homer: Yeah, suck like a fox!

11/16/2009 9:21:17 PM

God Bless this rocket house and all who dwell in this rocket house . . .



I HAVE POWERS!!!! Political Powers!

11/16/2009 9:49:08 PM

Mayor: "Looks like we'll have to steal some other baseball team. See what Dallas wants for the Cowboys."
Aide: "Uh, that's a football team, sir."
Mayor: "They'll play what I tell 'em to play. For I am the Mayor of Albuquerque!"

11/18/2009 2:55:09 PM

Homer: Boy did that team suck. They were the suckiest sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: I've gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.

11/18/2009 3:51:37 PM

Quimby: I propose that I use what's left of the town treasury to move to a more prosperous town and run for mayor. And, er, once elected, I will send for the rest of you.
Audience: Boo!
Lisa: Excuse me, Mr. Mayor --
Quimby: The chair recognizes the little chick with the gleam of hope in her eyes.
Lisa: This piggy bank contains fifteen dollars I've saved from my allowance. It isn't much, but I would like to help.
Quimby: Aw, just enough to to tip the skycaps.

11/18/2009 5:42:08 PM

Burns: Ironic, isn't it Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.

Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.

11/18/2009 6:02:56 PM

Burns: Oh, and one more thing...you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.
Smithers: Actually sir, we found the jade monkey; it was in the glove compartment.
Burns: And the road maps? And ice scraper?
Smithers: They were in there too, sir.
Burns: Ex-cellent! It's all falling into place.

11/18/2009 6:07:44 PM

11/18/2009 6:17:39 PM

da puzzle done puzzled itself out

11/18/2009 6:38:35 PM

Marge: "Well Bart, if you hate Belgium so much, maybe I should take away your Tintin comics"

11/27/2009 6:47:56 PM

closest i could find.
no video, just audio

wait for the song.

11/27/2009 6:54:21 PM

Grampa: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles…
(children laugh)
Martin: Dickety? Highly dubious!
Grampa: What're you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem!

Homer: Ya know Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know - way richer than Lenny.
Mr. Burns: Yes, but I'd trade it all for a little more.

11/30/2009 10:04:25 PM

now you're on the trolley

11/30/2009 10:10:58 PM

a few gems from "Deep Space Homer":

Mr. Burns: Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya. (Smithers whispers to him) And by that, I mean, it's time for the worker of the week award.

Bart: Wow. My dad an astronaut. I feel so full of ... what's the opposite of shame?
Marge: Pride?
Bart: No, not that far from shame.
Homer: Less shame?
Bart: Yeah.

Homer: You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day I kept saying, 'I'll go a little later. I'll go a little later.' And then when I got there, they told me he'd just left. And when I asked the mall guy if he would ever come back again, he said he didn't know. Well, I'm never going to let something like that happen again! I'm going into space right now!

Countdown at NASA: Three... two... one... make rocket go now!

Homer: Wow, former president James Taylor.

12/5/2009 10:38:04 PM

Ned: "God speed little doodle"

Homer: "He'll be back.........................here fishy fishy"

12/7/2009 9:52:04 PM

Homer: Marge, give me a break! I don't know the colors of peoples' eyes! I just judge them on the color of their skin.

12/10/2009 7:07:34 PM

If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain!


LEAVES OF GRASS MY ASS!!!!!!

12/11/2009 1:29:38 AM

If it's brown drink it down. If it's black send it back.

12/11/2009 2:04:27 PM

A few gems from Kamp Krusty

Marge: "Homer, you do remember your promise to the children?"
Homer: "Sure do! When you're 18, you're out the door!"

Bart: "Well Dad, here's my report card. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised."
Homer: "A-plus?!? You don't think much of me, do you boy?"
Bart: "No sir!"
Homer: "You know a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy."
Bart: "So I can't go to camp?"
Homer: "Now Bart, we made this deal because I thought it would help you get good grades. And you didn't, But why should you pay for my mistake?"
Bart: "You mean I can go?"
Homer: "Yeah, I didn't want you hangin' around all summer anyway"

Lisa: "Uh, are your sure that's safe?"
Kearny: "Well it ain't gettin' any safer"

Homer: "Don't be the boy, don't be the boy....DOH!"

12/11/2009 3:37:51 PM

^ How did you leave out

Lisa: I feel like I'm gonna die, Bart.
Bart: We're all gonna die, Lis.
Lisa: I meant soon.
Bart: So did I.

Jimbo Jones: Yo, Mr. Black! Another brandy.
Mr. Black: Gentlemen, to evil.

12/11/2009 3:47:16 PM

I left it out because it is the quote that started this thread on page 1

12/11/2009 4:12:54 PM

Touche, red baron. Touche.

12/11/2009 4:14:46 PM

i apologize for the dickery that i posted as the first reply to the thread

12/11/2009 5:12:26 PM

you are forgiven my son

12/12/2009 2:19:38 AM

Little Ned: Whee! I'm Dick Tracy! Bang! Take that Pruneface!
Now I'm Pruneface, take that Dick Tracy!
Now I'm Prune Tracy, take that Dick...

12/13/2009 1:02:04 AM

From the same episode

Moe: Hey, hey, hey...I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I... um, what was the third thing you said?

12/13/2009 3:49:48 AM

 Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.  They did
        their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily.  Gotta be
        nice, hostidididildilidilly ah HELL diddily ding dong crap!
        Can't you morons do anything RIGHT!?
         [shocked gasps]
 Marge: Ned!  We meant well, and everyone here tried their best.
   Ned: Well my family and I can't live in good intentions, Marge!  Oh,
        your family's out of control, but we can't blame you, because
        you have gooooooooood intentions!
  Bart: Hey!  Back off, man!
   Ned: Ooh okay, duuuuude!  I wouldn't want you to have a cow, maaaan!
        Here's a catch-phrase you better learn for your adult years:
        "Hey, Buddy, got a quarter?"
         [everyone gasps]
  Bart: I am shocked and appalled.
  Lisa: Mr. Flanders, with all due respect, Bart didn't do anything.
   Ned: Do I hear the sound of butting in?  It's gotta be little Lisa
        Simpson! Springfield's answer to a question NO ONE ASKED!
         [Wiggum laughs]
        What do we have here?  The long, flabby arm of the law!  The
        last case you got to the bottom of was a case of mallowmars!!
Krusty: [writing it down] Mallowmars, oh that's going in the act!
   Ned: Oh, yeah.  The clown, the only one of you buffoons who doesn't
        make me laugh!  [to Lenny]  And as for you, I don't know you but
        I'm sure you're a jerk!
 Lenny: Hey, I've only been here a few minutes!  What's going on?
   Ned: [to Moe] You ugly, hate-filled man!
   Moe: Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I... um, what was
        the third thing you said?
         [everyone backs away as Ned marches after Homer lastly]
   Ned: Homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met.
 Homer: Hey, I got off pretty easy.

12/13/2009 12:07:44 PM

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No, he looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: He probably misses his old glasses.

Quote :

"Your cable TV is experiencing difficulties - please, do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless."

Quote :

"“Those white flags are no match for our muskets!”"

12/13/2009 12:59:01 PM

Homer: Hmm. I wonder why he's so eager to go to the garage?
Moe: The "garage"? Hey fellas, the "garage"! Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man.
Homer: Well what do you call it?
Moe: A car hole!

12/13/2009 7:06:49 PM

Crazy Recruit: Forget about the badge! When do we get the freakin' guns?!
Wiggum: Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your name.
Crazy Recruit: I've had it up to here with your "rules"!

12/15/2009 12:00:49 AM

12/17/2009 5:18:02 PM

Bart: We want the truth.
Sideshow Bob: You can't handle the truth. No truth-handler, you. I deride your truth-handling abilities.

12/19/2009 6:54:14 PM

If you ever set foot in this store again, you'll be spending Christmas in juvenile hall. Catfeesh?

12/19/2009 11:12:57 PM

The ball is in the parking lot, would you like to play again? You have selected no.

12/19/2009 11:18:39 PM

Homer: "You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"

12/26/2009 4:49:40 PM