which one of ya'll did this?

Quote :

"Hey drunknloaded - w4m - 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-591229056@craigslist.org Date: 2008-02-29, 2:13PM EST I'm almost positive that you'll see this. Does it ever work for you? Location: ncsu it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 591229056"

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/591229056.html

3/12/2008 9:51:00 AM

HA!

3/12/2008 9:57:57 AM

Quote :

" am a plus size woman who is not getting what she needs at home. I need a man that can lay it on me. Gentlemen, I have a very high sexy drive and a deep wet pussy. So if you think that you can make me cum all over your dick then, take a chance and email me. I am screening pictures."

LOL

3/12/2008 10:10:50 AM

Quote :

"Attractive Fit SWF Looking for a Guy For Strapon Adventures - w4m - 34 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-584487263@craigslist.org Date: 2008-02-23, 7:01PM EST Attractive, SWF, 5'7 125 auburn/hazel looking for a clean, fit, ddf, attractive white male for strapon adventures. "

LOL

3/12/2008 10:13:39 AM

^^They're like flowers.

[Edited on March 12, 2008 at 10:14 AM. Reason : ^]

3/12/2008 10:13:48 AM

Quote :

"ddf"

?

3/12/2008 10:14:42 AM

drug & disease free

3/12/2008 10:15:23 AM

lollerskates

3/12/2008 10:20:42 AM

we used to read the variations every sunday when i worked at ruckus
hell i still do now.

we thought the fact that people actually put disease free was funny

we also wanted to make one that requested someone disease ridden

3/12/2008 10:25:48 AM

look, im all about poz'n some negs

3/12/2008 10:26:40 AM

people've done that...I've seen ads by bug chasers before

3/12/2008 10:26:52 AM

You ain't lived until you've nailed a chick with scurvy.

3/12/2008 10:27:35 AM

there aren't many girls you can tantalize with limes and it be pretty kinky

3/12/2008 10:28:20 AM

I like womenz curvy and ridden wit scurvy.

3/12/2008 10:29:41 AM

Quote :

"Dear Roommates, We live a wonderful life here in our little house in Tahoe. The location is great, the weather is wonderful, our neighbors rock. I realize that of the three of us, I am the only one in a comitted relationship, and I am fine with that. I will be moving out in the next few months, and you will have to find a third roommate. Before this happens, however, I wanted to make a suggestion that will make the new roommate's life a little easier. Stop picking up hitchhikers, bringing them home, and fucking them all over the house. Yeah, I know, kind of a petty demand. After all, you can't drive through town without seeing some hot little South American girl with her thumb out. And Tahoe is kind of lacking in the female department, so I see where you're coming from. But really, do you have to bring every girl you pick up home and have loud, house shaking sex with them? I admit you've both got it down to a science: Pick up hot Brazillian chick, show off the 10 words of Portugese you've learned, somehow coerce them into coming over and having sex with you, then drive them home and hope to never pick them up again. I admit, it's a pretty sweet life. At first it was mildly entertaining to see what walked in the door. But after 3 month of constant porno sounds eminating from all corners of the house, it is starting to get on my nerves. I think what pushed me over the edge was the day I came home and found you two tag teaming some foreign chick in the living room, giving each other high fives over the top of her. I live in fear of bringing any of my friends over without doing some recon first. I should not have to call my house and ask if you're balls deep in some girls ass or if the coast is clear. None of this was disclosed when I signed the lease. So please, I beg you to reconsider your actions for the sake of whomever replaces me. It's like living in a bad porno. Sincerely, Your Roommate ps. The next time you ask me to borrow a condom because you're out, there will be a $30 charge per rubber. It's the least you can do."

3/12/2008 11:11:14 AM

reminds me of my friends in charlotte

i've seen videos of the 3rd roommate coming home and joining the other two on an orgy, shit was fucking crazy

3/12/2008 11:17:10 AM

Quote :

"Who I do NOT want.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2004-06-10, 12:45AM PDT My last few dates…. January 2, 2004 - KEY WEST - His name was Michael and we were both living in the area for the time being. He was pursued me relentlessly until I broke down and agreed to date him. For our date, we snuck into a local hotel’s pool and hot tub. I guess, in hindsight, that having to wait ten minutes for him to get out of the hot tub because he had a boner should have told me he might be horny. Especially since he was in there alone. I ignored it. We swam all day, and then he went to work. Then we went to a local bar and he asked me to buy him a drink because he was broke and he SWORE he would pay me back the next day when he got paid. I bought a few rounds. We walked to a local landmark, and since I had had a few, I kissed him. He immediately dropped trou and chased me down the beach saying, “Look at it, please. Come on. Just touch it. Just touch it. Please. Look, look how big it is…he wants to play with you….” February 8,2004 - MADISON, WI - His name was Chris and we were supposed to go sledding. He told me at the beginning of the date that he had to leave by 9 to go to Milwaukee. He arrived at 6, and insisted on eating. He took me to a fucking Noodles, and after they rang up my 6 dollar bowl of macaroni, he looked at me and asked, “Am I supposed to pay for you?” The cashier sniggered. I looked right back. “Am I supposed to put out?” He stared blankly. “Huh?” “Nevermind, skippy, I will pay for it myself.” Then we had to wait ten excruciating moments for the food to arrive, during which he just stared around the room and would not speak. Pasta arrives. He ate his without chewing, and then most of mine. Without asking. Then, at 7, we walk back to my place so I can change for sledding. After a few wrestling moves (apparently, “let me change into boots” means “I wanna fuck you now, big bastard”) I convinced him I really DID want to sled. We drove his fathers (he was 32 and living at home) 1984 Dodge Aries with POWER NOTHING (I am not materialistic, but it is important that you picture the car) to the top of the sledding hill. ON my third run, I shattered my tailbone. I am covered in snow, unable to walk, and I almost crawl back to the top of the hill. I am crying from the pain, and so he very kindly shoves me back down the hill, cackling about it. I finally, through the use of expletives, convince him I am hurt and need to go to the hospital. I walk to his car, where he informs me that he doesn’t want to give me a ride because I will get the inside of the car wet (see above description of vehicle). I inform him that he will give me a ride to my place posthaste so I can change into dry clothes, or I will have him whacked. He seems to take me seriously. We return to my place. It is 9:05. I tell him goodbye, and turn to root through my dresser for clean clothes so I can change and go to the hospital for painkillers, at the very least. Behind me, he clears his throat. I turn around. He has dropped his pants and is looking at me expectantly. I tell him I am going to the hospital because I have a broken tailbone. He says he can take me over there after we have sex. May 8, 2004 - MADISON, WI - His name is Bill and we have been hanging out, off and on, for months. We go barhopping, and then he invites himself over. I tell him I am not in the mood, and he can sleep on the bed, but he will not be getting any. He agrees. All night long, he does the time-tested maneuver of softly dry-humping my back and leg, trying to get me in the mood. I demur, repeatedly, until he passes out. I am sleeping in a bad position, and get a kink in my neck. I try to twist into a better position, waking him by accident. He resumes aforementioned humping. I reach back and try to rub the knot out of my neck. He takes over and starts rubbing the spot. “mmmm. Harder.” I say. He humps my leg harder. May 16, 2004 - SAN FRANCISCO - His name is Greg and he is an investment something. We meet over seals at the pier, and I agree to dinner. We get sushi. Over sushi, he begins a story about how his dog once shit so hard his sphincter fell out and his dad had to stick it back in with his finger. He makes four more comments over dinner that have to do with the rectum in general and things going in it that do not belong there. After dinner, he tries to convince me we should “fuck.” This is apparently a great honor, because, after all, I am just a girl, and he is an investment something. Besides, He paid for dinner, which implicitly means I have to have sex with him. What is the point of all these stories? I would like to meet a tall man, aged 26-32, who is NOT one of the aforementioned men. I would like to go on a date or two. Be forewarned, though, that if you suck, you may show up in future CL postings. You can be in any profession not related to porn or poop, and can be any religion, as long as you have one. Smokers? Fine. Do it outside. Drinkers? Sure. Crack Addicts? Not so much. Lastly, if you are married, I will bust your ass wide open to your wife. Cheers!"

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/33370538.html

lolz

3/13/2008 1:49:51 PM

Quote :

"Searching for a Midget - m4m - 31 Reply to: pers-602138751@craigslist.org Date: 2008-03-10, 9:30PM EDT My friends and I want a midget to hang out w/ us b/c it would be cool to have a midget friend. If you or someone you know is a midget looking for some good friends who are into comic books, hot chicks, and wrestling hit me up"

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/stp/602138751.html

3/13/2008 8:22:33 PM

just noticed a wolfwebber put me on a craigslist ad

3/13/2008 8:23:45 PM

^^^thats fucking awesome, i might message her

3/13/2008 8:31:44 PM

Quote :

"Need Older Men - m4m - 20 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-605542387@craigslist.org Date: 2008-03-13, 8:57PM EDT My name is Zack and I am in need of a good ass fucking. I am 5'8" and 240 lbs(chubby). I have a very small dick ( 3 inches) so I cant please you that way....but my mouth and ass can work miracles. I love older men that love to dominate, and cum all over and in me. I have a fetish of sucking a man's balls into my mouth while I jack myself off. Please call me Zack for more details. Nine 1 nine 7 nine 6 - six 8 eight 9. "

i thought this was a friend of mine, first 3 numbers were the same

3/13/2008 10:25:50 PM

From the free stuff section

Quote :

"Never Used Ovulation Kit, Preg. Test, and Folic Acid Vitamins Reply to: sale-606431953@craigslist.org Date: 2008-03-14, 5:55PM EDT All the stuff you need to predict ovulation, verify pregnancy, and be healthy while you conceive! These are an extra set, never opened. "

3/14/2008 7:56:08 PM

^x6 oh wow, that poor poor girl

3/14/2008 8:33:16 PM

Quote :

"Good times only a mouse click away - 26 Reply to: pers-609707553@craigslist.org Date: 2008-03-17, 10:12PM EDT Coke head-ish white female, DWI aficionado - once divorced, once annulled looking for parnter in nervous break down. Talents include advanced self defence with umbrella, dancing to the beat of a different dirge, and champion fried chicken eating. Looking for soul mate / padded cell mate for fun-filled day of arraignment dodging and bikini waxing. Unavailable on Mondays due to probation / child visitation. "

Hahaha.

3/18/2008 12:23:49 AM

Quote :

"Coke head-ish"

lol

3/18/2008 12:33:23 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/m4w/609547890.html

Quote :

"Geeky guy seeking geeky chick - 21 Reply to: pers-609547890@craigslist.org Date: 2008-03-17, 7:21PM EDT To start off i'm really shy, but if you give me a chance i'll open up. I like to have good decent intelligent conversations just about anything. I'm into a lot of art stuff mostly paniting. I paint pichturs and do photograhy when ever I get a chance to. I'm a very eazy going person, I have an opened mind to somethings. I love animales so every now and then I go to the zoo. I like going to movies, I mostly perfur superhero moives and "SOME" horror. But if you rather see a chick flick i'll take you to see one . I'm veery much into music, mainly HEAVY METAL and indi rock. I'm looking for a girl that has a nice since of humer. A girl that knows how to speak her mind is what I like. Some one whos nice and careing is top game points for me . A girl with a nice warm smile is very pleasing to me. * Location: pittsboro/chapel Hill * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests "

3/18/2008 1:13:47 AM

Quote :

"Free Mobile Home Reply to: sale-609623580@craigslist.org Date: 2008-03-17, 8:40PM EDT Free big mobile home with some type of metal siding (alum. or steel). It has 3 axles and big steel frame under it. It is very unlivable. You must be willing to move it out on your own. There is dirt road access for removal. I am looking for someone to haul it away entirely- not strip it and leave a mess. Also have 3 big old (1950's?) cars in the woods. Probably scrap metal value only. I do not have photos - they are laying upside down. It would take some clearing to get to them. You would need some type of equipment to pull them out as the area is surrounded by small diameter junk trees. "

You get to haul of the junk out of this guy's yard for FREE! How could you pass this up?!?!?

3/18/2008 7:19:50 PM

Wow, I just found this literally ten seconds ago.

Quote :

" http://raleigh.craigslist.org/crs/610360743.html The dreaded Online Dating......... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: serv-610360743@craigslist.org Date: 2008-03-18, 2:35PM EDT So you’re thinking of trying online dating…….? Bring on the jokes…….. I met my wife on Match.com……… that’s right……….no joke……. And, “no,” I’m not a loser (at least not in my mind) and, “yes,” she is beautiful…….. Now that you’ve stopped laughing……. are you interested in trying the online dating thing but don't know where to start, what photos to post, what to say about yourself, or just what to do? Let me help. From editing to creating an entire profile… from choosing the right pictures to use to screening potential suitors.... So here’s what I’m offering….. let me take some of the stress out of online dating and help your chances for success….. I am discrete and responsible and my rates are more than reasonable. I have not only made this work for myself, but I have helped several friends make online dating work for them. I Look forward to talking with you!"

[Edited on March 18, 2008 at 7:21 PM. Reason : Forgot to mention: *stalk stalk stalk*]

3/18/2008 7:20:59 PM

Quote :

""Free Mobile Home Reply to: sale-609623580@craigslist.org Date: 2008-03-17, 8:40PM EDT Free big mobile home with some type of metal siding (alum. or steel). It has 3 axles and big steel frame under it. It is very unlivable. You must be willing to move it out on your own. There is dirt road access for removal. I am looking for someone to haul it away entirely- not strip it and leave a mess. Also have 3 big old (1950's?) cars in the woods. Probably scrap metal value only. I do not have photos - they are laying upside down. It would take some clearing to get to them. You would need some type of equipment to pull them out as the area is surrounded by small diameter junk trees."

This HAS to be someone I know

3/18/2008 7:27:25 PM

^ that's great!! hahaha.

3/18/2008 7:28:53 PM

Quote :

" DVDs (of Adult Nature) - $5 Reply to: sale-612142770@craigslist.org Date: 2008-03-19, 11:52PM EDT I have few DVDs which I personally built over years which are ready for to. Each for $5 each with over 3 hours of action. These are DVDs to be played on computer ie they are not in DVD player format unless you have one that plays wma and/or mpg. Please ask for detail. * Location: Cary * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 612142770"

Some dude just downloaded a bunch of porn onto a cd

3/20/2008 2:07:00 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/wan/617507621.html

3/25/2008 4:08:42 PM

wow, her toddler got laid off. that sucks.

3/25/2008 4:13:44 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mis/617699118.html

3/25/2008 4:18:01 PM

Quote :

"Seeking the Impossible; Are you him? - 19 Reply to: pers-618335901@craigslist.org Date: 2008-03-25, 3:23PM EDT So I am looking for a long term relationship, but nothing starts out that way (of course). I want to take things slowly as we get to know one another and take it from there. I enjoy the simple things in life:: holding hands in the park, having picnics, watching the stars, etc. etc. If you think those things sound silly then your probably not who I'm looking for but good luck in your search. I am not clingy though I do like to know I am appreciated and cared about. I work and go to school but still have more time on my hands than I care to have. A picture is below (the red spot above my lip is a zit). I am not thin but I am proportionate. I am physically fit (one doesn't have to be thin to be fit) and work out on a regular basis. I have a condition that makes it difficult for me to loose weight and am currently working out a treatment plan with my doctor. I am not lazy, and don't lack stamina. I am comfortable in my skin and want someone who likes me for who and what I am. Confidence is important and so is ambition. If you lack either please don't email me, but please know that you are as wonderful as you think you are. In your email, a picture isn't required at first (I wouldn't send a pic to a craigslist ad) but I would like you to mention something that sparked your attention from this post so I know that it's not the response you send to everyone. Hope to hear from you soon and have a great day! * Location: Knightdale "

Like "reverse bulimia"?

3/25/2008 4:46:40 PM

my hand..just keeps going towards my mouth..its like a reflex really, I can't help it, its almost like I have no self control

[Edited on March 25, 2008 at 4:53 PM. Reason : spell check on iPhone is a bitch]

3/25/2008 4:51:18 PM

BEST

THREAD

EVER

3/25/2008 4:54:58 PM

^^ I like how the second picture shows off how big her boobs are, but you can't see her stomach. Probably has a roll bigger than her boobs.

3/25/2008 4:57:29 PM

I'm sure it hangs low, like 'she hasn't seen her pussy from a standing position in at least 13 years' low

3/25/2008 4:58:59 PM

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"$100 venture to my hs.. Blk. Reply to: hous-618750719@craigslist.org Date: 2008-03-25, 9:16PM EDT Im a neat to earth Afro American brotha. Im over here hoping for a fine sister for a room occupant and woman. Could you leave to the San-Fran-Bay-Area-Cali and help your new man cook and clean for a $10 per mnth space trade? I'm 5 feet - 9 inches, one hundred sixty lbs, light brn along with zero issues. If my next love are level headed, sexy, trim, no significant other having wth no children or bad ways and you?re a female who takes desirable care of your frame and mind, fly out to your soon to be man in the San-Francisco-Bay-Area-California, share my flat and let us do life as 1. Pls. own pix. Good day"

3/25/2008 10:23:27 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/fbh/619299007.html

Quote :

"Production Cook Reply to: Anne.Wasilik@usap.gov Date: 2008-03-26, 12:01PM EDT Production Cook 2008-2009 Experience Antarctica via NANA Services Seeking a unique adventure as well as employment? How would you like to be one of the few people on the planet to have the opportunity to live and work at or near the geographic South Pole? The majority of our deploying, contract positions are located at McMurdo Station and they generally begin in August or October/early November and run through the following February. 13-month contracts generally begin in August or October and Winter-over contracts generally begin in February and run through August or October. We are looking for PRIMARY & ALTERNATE employees to fill all contract positions. The Primary is first in line for the position and the Alternate is next in line to deploy should Primary person be unable to meet position/deployment requirements. Requirements In addition to your skills and experience, you must meet several other requirements that have been established under the guidance of the National Science Foundation. Failure to meet these requirements may result in withdrawal of an employment offer. • You must be a U.S. citizen or permanent resident. • You must have a valid passport or the ability to obtain one. • After receiving an offer of employment, you must pass: o A pre-employment background check. o A pre-employment drug screen. o Stringent physical and dental examinations. Once hired, you must comply with applicable safety, environment, health, and waste management policies and procedures, and be committed to completing your employment contract in Antarctica. NOTE: Only authorized personnel are allowed on all U.S. stations and vessels. Your spouse, children, pets, etc. are not allowed to travel to Antarctica at any point during your contract. Responsibilities: Responsible for providing customer service and performing duties that support efforts to produce and serve high quality food. Displays a commitment to providing exceptional customer service, as outlined by the Supervisor, Food Service. Responsible for preparation of all items on a 35-day menu cycle, (or variations thereof), holiday menu items and food required for special occasions. Communicates and coordinate with Sous Chefs daily for utilization of leftovers, production information and timely usage of fresh produce. Responsible for tasting, flavor adjustments and presentation of foods Educates staff on and monitor proper cooking techniques and holding temperatures of food. Attends daily production meetings with Sous Chef and Prep Cooks to review the day’s menu and assign tasks for production and service. Responsible for coordinating, monitoring and expediting batch cooking methods before and during services. Displays strong leadership, communication and organizational skills. Displays self-motivation in physically challenging and atypical work environment. Performs other duties as required. Send your email and resume for this position to Anne.Wasilik@usap.gov if you like to live on the edge and are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. NANA Services is an equal opportunity employer and considers qualified applicants for employment without regard to race, color, creed, religion, national origin, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity and expression, age, disability, or Vietnam era, or other eligible veteran status, or any other protected factor. Requirements: Education: A minimum of a High school education or equivalent. Preferably a graduate of a culinary arts program or an apprenticeship program. Experience: A minimum of five years cooking experience, with 2 years supervisory responsibilities in high-volume, (not including convenience or fast-food) facilities with diverse populations. Security Clearance Requirement: None Field of Interest: Facilities Job Type: Temporary Work Location: Antarctica "

3/26/2008 12:04:13 PM

I wonder what that pays?

3/26/2008 12:08:03 PM

really
really
well

3/27/2008 11:33:20 PM

food and a snowsuit

3/27/2008 11:48:31 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/etc/620910421.html

3/28/2008 4:31:35 PM

^Lemme get my boots and horse.

3/28/2008 4:33:58 PM

DNL's probably out looking for them right now

3/28/2008 4:35:19 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mis/618439007.html

Reply to: pers-618439007@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-25, 4:46PM EDT


I never pay attention to your lectures because I am too busy thinking about you... thinking about you pushing me to the ground and rubbing dirt (I mean, soil) all over me and giving it to me with all your strength. I also imagine you pushing me over the desk in your office and having your way with me... I have to admit I feel a little guilty about it because you are married and have children. But it's just not easy when I can always see your junk through your khaki pants when you walk back and forth at the front of the room.




* Location: NCSU
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

3/28/2008 4:37:19 PM

3/28/2008 4:38:02 PM

haha

3/28/2008 4:38:07 PM