^haha, thats cute(page 9)...almost kinda like milton not getting a piece of cake in office space but in a different way...

1/7/2008 2:27:32 PM

attn: 50 y/o lady who talks on the phone loudly down the hall

your husband's vasectomy is not work appropriate conversation although i am thrilled to know that you probably wont breed anymore DUE TO AGE as well as the operation

1/7/2008 2:27:33 PM

attn co-workers we are professional engineers not middle school adolescents. Please flush the toilet after taking a crap. thanks....

1/9/2008 10:37:17 AM

^auto flushing toilets (ones that actually work) ftw. When I go to the bathroom I don't have to touch anything except the door, although it opens inward which is totally stupid. Toilets flush automatically, faucets turn on and off by themselves, and hand drying stations require no button pushing.

1/9/2008 11:17:07 AM

They finally made our hand drying stations automatic. It's about damn time.

1/9/2008 11:31:45 AM

i just made a spreadsheet of 40 fucking load combos for 6 reaction per load combo... basically a long fucking excel file, and meant to close another excel file, and closed everything... BEFORE I SAVED!!! i want to cry.

1/9/2008 11:38:59 AM

Didn't it ask if you wanted to save?

1/9/2008 11:39:48 AM

yeah, but i'm retarded and didn't read the message and thought it was for the page i wanted to close and i didn't want to save that page.

1/9/2008 11:57:34 AM

Doesn't seem to be a lot of retail annoyances. Therefore:

-People who ask to pay their credit card bills in-store. Sorry, no, why did you wait until the last possible moment to pay?
-Asking me if such-and-such a color will look good in your living room. Have I ever been to your house?
-People paying with checks, but making them out to different stores
-"Do you work here?"
-Customers who argue with managers about the return policy

1/9/2008 1:53:23 PM

having to answer five billion questions by carolina donor services when you have another critical patient to take care of and a grieving family to console

1/9/2008 3:44:12 PM

HOT CHICKS WHO U WANNA BNE BUT CANT B/C U KNOW IT WONT LAST N AFTER U BNE HER SHE'LL PROLLY FALL IN LOVE AND RAT YOU OUT TO HR AS A SEXUAL MOLESTER

1/9/2008 3:48:05 PM

to the top

1/9/2008 3:50:18 PM

it's really hot in here

I'm sweating

1/9/2008 3:53:08 PM

i cant park on campus til after 5

1/9/2008 3:53:56 PM

Outback doesn't deliver

1/9/2008 3:55:25 PM

Someone has been using my salad dressing.

1/10/2008 12:09:18 PM

holy shit settle down

im on the phone, on a webmeeting, have send all calls directly to voice mail on

and someone calls ~15 times in a row w/o leaving a message.

even with SAC on it rings like 1/2 a single normal ring..

jesus, if it's that important at least leave a message.

1/15/2008 10:37:44 AM

^^haha...i can see you being one of those kind of roomates that would be like "someone used it!!" lol i'm kinda like that too(anal)

the other day at work my freaking 'g' and 'h' key along with delete wouldnt work...kinda makes work difficult

1/15/2008 10:40:12 AM

Quote :

"-"Do you work here?""

My god I don't know what it was but like a week ago I was in Target and some old lady asked if I worked there. I wasn't even wearing red and I had a giant NASA id card hanging from my shirt. Then it happened with somebody else like a week later at Kroger. wtf.

1/15/2008 10:40:41 AM

I'm not like that at all as a roommate. But at work, I don't expect people to use my stuff and then move it so I have to hunt it down.

1/15/2008 10:45:11 AM

i feel ya i was just trying to act like you were annoying to be around or something...at work they have a sign up thats like "if you take anything out of this refrigerator that does not belong to you, that is stealing"

1/15/2008 10:46:33 AM

well, it is.

1/15/2008 10:47:38 AM

yeah...i agree- i leave my tv dinners at work...havent had one taken yet...i was kinda skeptical at first

i am more worried about my yogurt honestly, but it hasnt been taken either

[Edited on January 15, 2008 at 10:48 AM. Reason : yogurt]

1/15/2008 10:48:21 AM

it's unfortunate we cant leave condiments and the like here

if it's in the fridge on friday afternoon at 3

it gets tossed

[Edited on January 15, 2008 at 10:50 AM. Reason : FRIDGE AUDIT WOO]

1/15/2008 10:49:54 AM

Not really stealing

Its not really a big deal about dressing, but maybe if they were drinking all your Sierra Mist's or whatever




My annoyance....one of the partners has pnuemonia so I have to fly to effin Deleware at 6 in the morning tommorow to deal with his clients

1/15/2008 10:52:22 AM

ITS DELAWARE

GET IT RIGHT

dont tell me you're comming to wilmington

1/15/2008 10:54:33 AM

nice thing about working in a small office.


that 15 calls in a row thing from ^up there, yeah uber annoying. I would have probably picked it up and been a dick after about 9 of them

1/15/2008 10:54:40 AM

yeah Wilmington Deleware to meet with some fuckers from ING

they better wine me and dine me too; I'm gonna wear my Valentino suit to impress

1/15/2008 10:59:18 AM

haha

i live in trolley square in wilmington

if i wasnt flying to houston tommorow afternoon i'd have suggested lunch.

1/15/2008 11:00:08 AM

no shit?

thats too bad...we could have held up signs with each others TWW screenames on them like limo drivers do at the airport

It's only a one day trip hopefully...If I can close them out I'll make it back to Charlotte by the afternoon

I gotta ask tho...did you choose Deleware, or did your job require you to live there?

1/15/2008 11:04:35 AM

Slave Famous your party is waiting at baggage claim, Slave Famous

[Edited on January 15, 2008 at 11:06 AM. Reason : edit]

1/15/2008 11:06:16 AM

I wish they would clean out the fridge more here at my work. It disgusts me how people leave leftovers in there, and then continue adding to their leftover pile of boxes for a month. Yesterday I threw out a bunch of this girl's garbage that had been there forever, just because she is a huge bitch.

1/15/2008 11:11:07 AM

it's so freakin hot in here

1/15/2008 11:12:03 AM

Quote :

"it's unfortunate we cant leave condiments and the like here if it's in the fridge on friday afternoon at 3 it gets tossed"

They cleaned the fridge out weekly at my last job so it really pissed me off when I'd lose all my condiments when I'd forget. Now they only do it once a quarter so that's nice. They're actually doing it next Friday at 3. What the hell is up with that? Lazy janitors wanting to leave early.

1/15/2008 11:20:09 AM

Quote :

"I gotta ask tho...did you choose Deleware, or did your job require you to live there?"

sorta both.

i knew i was accepting with this particular company. they're notorious for not telling you where you'll be located until a month or two before you start.

i didnt want to not know where i was moving to when i graduated when i accpeted 8 months before graduation.

part of my negotiations of parameters of me accepting was a position in wilmington. i like the city a lot, and it's like less than 2 hours drive from philly, nyc, baltimore, dc, and atlantic city... sooo yeah.

also it's the corp. hq for the company, and fuck working on a plant.

i like having a baller office with full wall windows looking at a park and not being in an explosion proof building with no windows and nothing outside but a chemical plant and the associated equipment.

and not ever wearing steel toes is nice too.

1/15/2008 11:45:13 AM

You'll be sorry when your building explodes...

1/15/2008 11:56:16 AM

^^good lookin

I didn't factor in the proximity to all those cities...In Charlotte we're basically stuck here unless we want to drive all the way to Atlanta or fly somewhere


I might have to be back up there in a month or so if I pull this thing off with a major fuckup...I'll holler if thats the case

1/15/2008 12:04:59 PM

attn guy who can see my computer screen.
you really really irk me.
i see you look over here every 5-10 minutes.
and then have a look of disgust ANY TIME i'm not on my software.
i know you are not from around here
but it's rude

and freaking annoying.


thank you

1/15/2008 1:34:34 PM

Laptops FTW!.

1/15/2008 1:35:50 PM

aha

im downloading the softwarre on my laptop as we speak

but there is NO WAY all of the information will be able to fir in there
this is just so i can work from home, then transfer it

1/15/2008 1:53:03 PM

400 gig external hard drives FTW!

1/15/2008 1:54:03 PM

phones, fucking goddamened phones. Everyone is required to have a dedicated line now, so they're always ringing and half the time, no one is in the office. Since we don't have answering machines they'll ring for 5 or 10 minutes. I've started unplugging them.

1/15/2008 2:02:33 PM

Quote :

"They cleaned the fridge out weekly at my last job so it really pissed me off when I'd lose all my condiments when I'd forget. Now they only do it once a quarter so that's nice. They're actually doing it next Friday at 3. What the hell is up with that? Lazy janitors wanting to leave early."

That's going from too frequent to too seldom. Once a month would be about perfect.
At my old job, the fridge really only got cleaned whenever someone got fed up with several months' worth of expired shit, flat sodas, and forgotten tupperwares cluttering up the place. Of the four groups on our floor, it almost always ended being folks from mine that cleaned it out, probably because the "kitchen" (roughly 4' x 8' room with fridge, microwave, and sink) was across from one of our offices, and if it started to stink, we were the ones who noticed first.

1/15/2008 2:47:15 PM

Our fridge used to never get cleaned, but shortly after I started someone's long-expired yogurt exploded. Then they decided that "everything" left in the fridge every Friday would be tossed, but as long as you have your name on anything in there it doesn't get thrown out.

1/15/2008 2:52:26 PM

confession: one time i took a co worker's pepsi from the fridge i was so damned thirsty. i bought and put a new can back though.

1/15/2008 2:58:51 PM

Slave Famous what are you currently doing in Charlotte?

1/15/2008 3:01:35 PM

At the computer lab job:

Students who hop on the only computer in the lab with a scanner attached, aren't using it, and then won't get off for other students, who then come to me asking where to scan.

So far, everyone's been all "Oh, sure, I'll get off the computer!"
...But this chick. She was so sulky and gave so much lip I was on the verge of telling her "Fine. If you want to act like a kid, I'll get my boss to come handle you"

1/25/2008 11:55:43 AM

I HATE IT WHEN MY BOSS WALKS IN ON MY PORN BROWSING HOUR.

1/25/2008 11:56:39 AM

At this job, one of them saw some porn I had. My unity profile was getting hung up at logout, so he came up to watch it happen, and I had been in the process of saving some porn from google reader to my USB drive, and so I had a bunch on my desktop, and one of the first files it hung on was some porn

Thank god it was the nice hot boss, and not the grumpy old one

1/25/2008 12:01:57 PM

^^^^I live, breathe and eat Charlotte

I'm here all the fucking time

1/25/2008 12:03:00 PM