Well, "what do you honky gals want" wouldn't really have worked

ETHNIC DIVERSITY!

4/30/2007 3:33:53 AM

seriously though

who names their kid "abernathy"

[Edited on April 30, 2007 at 3:34 AM. Reason : 3]

4/30/2007 3:34:05 AM

I need more real-time sound effects for all the stupid things I do.

[Edited on April 30, 2007 at 3:35 AM. Reason : e.g. falling over skating yesterday ]

4/30/2007 3:34:58 AM

i used to wish i had a speaker hard-wired into my brain

so that when anything happened

i could play the appropriate song for comedic effect

4/30/2007 3:35:44 AM

Yeah I wish I still had a Yak Bak with sound effects

Those were straight up hype

4/30/2007 3:35:44 AM

i lost my game tonight

league semifinal

you all fatigued my legs

4/30/2007 3:36:19 AM

I am sorry

we didn't have to go ice skating

but it was fun when I actually made it around the rink a few times

4/30/2007 3:37:33 AM

Sorry B

4/30/2007 3:39:00 AM

Are any of you drunk?

I feel like I should be.

4/30/2007 3:40:45 AM

Yeah I'm wasted I just drank a jug of King Piss

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10192005

[Edited on April 30, 2007 at 3:42 AM. Reason : .]

4/30/2007 3:41:04 AM

I said I was on the first page.

4/30/2007 3:41:16 AM

you drank the whole bottle?

4/30/2007 3:42:21 AM

this is a heartbreaking picture

4/30/2007 3:42:50 AM

^^ just half. quickly.

now I'm listening to "The Good That Won't Come Out" over and over

[Edited on April 30, 2007 at 3:43 AM. Reason : .]

4/30/2007 3:42:50 AM

^^

^ hahahaha, oh dear

well don't go falling down in the street

4/30/2007 3:44:22 AM

you say I choose sadness
that it never once has chosen me

4/30/2007 3:45:52 AM

maybe you're right

the way she says "warm embrace" on the fingerprints ep version makes me break in half

goddammit

4/30/2007 3:46:15 AM

da-doo doo dee da-doo doo dee da-doo doo dee da-doo doo doo doo

4/30/2007 3:48:39 AM

now is about the time when one of us suggests going to WaHo

4/30/2007 3:50:30 AM

Hahaha

I guess you just did

4/30/2007 3:50:53 AM

yikes

no way

4/30/2007 3:51:05 AM

i need to go to bed

my half-girlfriend is coming over tomorrow afternoon

and then i have to write papers

and then play another playoff game

and naagagshuf340t-ea-g

4/30/2007 3:51:36 AM

go to bed then

also lol at "half-girlfriend"

[Edited on April 30, 2007 at 3:55 AM. Reason : goddamn it]

4/30/2007 3:53:11 AM

Quote :

"half-girlfiend"

ahahahaha

4/30/2007 3:54:25 AM

well that's even better

[Edited on April 30, 2007 at 3:55 AM. Reason : this is further proof that I should not write papers at this hour]

4/30/2007 3:55:08 AM

deployin all the troops like salt shakers

CHICKACHICKACHICKACHICKACHICKACHICKACHICKACHICKACHICK

4/30/2007 3:56:40 AM

farewell and goodnight

4/30/2007 3:56:47 AM

night

4/30/2007 3:57:20 AM

poor lil d'arcy wretzky

4/30/2007 3:57:46 AM

I don't say goodnight to dudes

4/30/2007 3:58:33 AM

smell you later?

4/30/2007 3:59:11 AM

ok, I'm really going to bed now

4/30/2007 4:03:33 AM

goodnight fellow fans of guys who were in the band smashing pumpkins and also wrote "malibu" for courtney love to sing

4/30/2007 4:04:57 AM

Who is James Iha?, Alex.

4/30/2007 4:06:42 AM

well, billy wrote "malibu," so no.

4/30/2007 4:09:54 AM

I thought you were going by the picture.......

oh well

I don't even listen to that music

4/30/2007 4:26:52 AM

half girlfriend? sounds interesting, explain

4/30/2007 4:42:59 AM

Hopefully this thread will inspire me to work on my paper tonight.

But it's already inspired me to laugh, and that's good enough for me.

4/30/2007 7:46:46 PM

I'm typing up a storm

though I don't think I'll hit my two pages per hour like I want to

4/30/2007 7:47:32 PM

Quote :

"All kinds of fruit are good for Marthe."

4/30/2007 7:48:32 PM

I still can't think of a topic.

[Edited on April 30, 2007 at 7:49 PM. Reason : MARTHE VADER]

4/30/2007 7:49:00 PM

oh I haven't touched his paper yet

I'm still on my Metamorphosis & Metaphor paper

4/30/2007 7:49:41 PM

Writers who are theoretically more misogynistic than Nabokov:

John Donne

4/30/2007 7:56:51 PM

Schopenhauer

4/30/2007 7:58:55 PM

John Updike (but only because he wants to be Nabokov)

4/30/2007 8:07:08 PM

I love Halpern's classes.

4/30/2007 8:09:24 PM

http://www.yaleherald.com/article.php?Article=3204

5/1/2007 12:46:41 AM

Quote :

"Number of students, out of 21, who didn't realize the orgasms had taken place: 13 "

hmmmm, this reminds me of something

5/1/2007 12:48:22 AM

5/1/2007 2:51:00 AM

JONNY

5/1/2007 2:52:11 AM