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9/6/2007 5:46:53 PM

^Josh^ [no fatties]

[Edited on September 6, 2007 at 5:50 PM. Reason : >]

9/6/2007 5:49:46 PM

I ain't seen the sun shine, since I don't know when.

9/6/2007 5:55:56 PM

so there's this woman thats like 35 or so that hangs out at the bar I go to a lot

I was sitting near her one day about a week or so ago and she was like, "hey how old are you?"

I told her how old I was and she said, "omg you're way too young, you're my brothers age, I can't sleep with you"

I was like, but tried to be nice and was like, "yeah, it's cool"... because she was no less than 300 pounds

then she walked up and said it to me last night like 4 times out of the blue... and I'm still trying to be nice, but she said it again, and I was like, "believe me, it's ok"

then she goes, "this shit might be golden" I lolled and was like, "well this may be platinum, now stfu and leave me alone, I don't want to anyway"

/blog

9/6/2007 5:59:58 PM

So I send an email to my boss yesterday saying we have to take the cat to the vet and I want to be there for support. Mornings are usually easy so can I come in late? Ill get back when I know the time of the appt.

well he never sent me a response.

Less than 30 mins ago did I find out the appt time and sent him an email saying "Hey wondering if you could let me come in late, appt is at nine. I sent an email yesterday and never got a response..."

He replies with;

"Hello Karen-
READ your email, you stated you would get back with us. I am sorry but
we are to busy in the morning to have you come in late. Also what
happened to the two week notice on RTO's. Please respond to me to
confirm you are reporting on time in the morning.
"

So I replied with;
"I was asking if you'd let me come in late tomorrow yesterday so I could plan ahead, thinking the rough estimate would be suffice for you to make a decision. I didn't know when I'd find out about our appointment time so I wanted to go ahead and give you a heads up. I didn't know two weeks ago that we'd be bringing our suddenly sick cat to the UT vet, I'm really sorry for the inconvenience. I'll be there, regardless."

I really just want to say "Fuck you" I think he's trying to make me quit. I wont.

9/6/2007 6:20:56 PM

you wanted to stay at the vet with your cat for support?

9/6/2007 6:22:52 PM

no one stays at the vet with their pet in the real world


unless it's being put down

9/6/2007 6:23:52 PM

My boyfriend is taking him. Support Ryan and give firsthand info to the vet about the situation. Plus ryan would be like "Yeah go ahead and do whateveryou need." which specialist will do......$$

But he's fucking with me because he jsut sent this

Quote :

"Hello Karen- You can come in after your appointment, I was just going off your e-mail. We will discuss on Sunday......no worries/hard feelings take care of your cat. "

wtfffffff

9/6/2007 6:25:01 PM

some people think im innocent off this site..and I'm not at all

9/6/2007 6:26:03 PM

Quote :

"good luck will allll that"

9/6/2007 6:26:14 PM

^^ prove that you aren't.

9/6/2007 6:50:07 PM

if anyone has a subscription to Capt Stabbin let me know

I'll post it if I find it

I might post some more pics, I had some good ones on my old hard drive hah

but I don't wanna piss her off either, even though she knows nothing about tww and lives in another state

9/6/2007 6:52:50 PM

It weirds me out that Kiwi's boss says Hello Karen every time she gets an e-mail.

9/6/2007 7:21:49 PM

^ Whoa, is her real name not Kiwi?

9/6/2007 7:50:15 PM

it's actually monica--that's the weird thing about it...

9/6/2007 7:52:06 PM

I have a confession to make...

I fapped to that picture.

9/6/2007 7:52:41 PM

i killed pavarotti--nigga pissed me off...and he owed me money

9/6/2007 7:56:08 PM

I visit 12chan a lot.

9/6/2007 8:25:40 PM

i go to water aerobics four times a week, where the people are at least 40 years older then me.
and i enjoy it.

9/6/2007 8:39:48 PM

I did yoga for 6 months after I hurt my back.

I quit when I realized that the hour long class consisted of 5 minutes of me trying to do yoga followed by 55 minutes of me trying not to fart.

9/6/2007 9:18:11 PM

i havent taken my lexapro in 4 days. Mostly because im just too lazy to go get it. Apparently this is dangerous.

9/6/2007 9:19:48 PM

sounds like yous gots problems

9/6/2007 9:22:29 PM

you'll be fine

9/6/2007 9:34:01 PM

yea, i'm not worried about it.

9/6/2007 9:35:15 PM

confession:

i'm afraid i dont believe anymore

9/6/2007 9:55:45 PM

don't believe what?

9/6/2007 9:57:05 PM

lots of things

mostly the things that make me who i am... and if i dont believe in those anymore, who am i?

haha

9/6/2007 9:59:10 PM

the self is a fluid concept...don't worry, you'll bounce back

[Edited on September 6, 2007 at 10:05 PM. Reason : ]

9/6/2007 10:05:00 PM

haha, awesome

i should probably be grateful for change eh? maybe open my eyes a bit more

ne ways... lets hear dirty confessions!

i dont have any

9/6/2007 10:06:47 PM

Quote :

"mostly the things that make me who i am... and if i dont believe in those anymore, who am i?"

I'm (slowly) bouncing back from something like that. Things will get better, but it sucks ass in the meantime.

9/6/2007 10:14:40 PM

hmm

[Edited on September 6, 2007 at 10:16 PM. Reason : ]

9/6/2007 10:16:16 PM

Quote :

"i have an e crush on pilgrims hoes"

1. don't we all
2. i'm still in love with my ex-bf from 2.5 yrs ago
3. i masturbate almost every night before i go to sleep
4. i would like to have a romantic relationship with a woman
5. i hate cats
6. i don't have a passion in life, i wish i did
7. it's past my bedtime

those are blah's confessions.

9/6/2007 10:25:19 PM

*thanks miska*

9/6/2007 11:30:17 PM

confession:

i cant go to bed if i feel like my feet are dirty

9/6/2007 11:31:52 PM

I don't particularly like football

I hate concerts

I hate the beach

sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
it's like adrenaline, the pain is like a sudden rush for me


[Edited on September 6, 2007 at 11:42 PM. Reason : /]

9/6/2007 11:39:33 PM

[Edited on September 6, 2007 at 11:43 PM. Reason : alright nevermind. you can find tww on google now, i guess it's time to censor]

9/6/2007 11:42:08 PM

fine, no quote then.

[Edited on September 6, 2007 at 11:45 PM. Reason : ]

9/6/2007 11:43:13 PM

9/6/2007 11:44:27 PM

i dont like it when people edit their confessions

[Edited on September 6, 2007 at 11:45 PM. Reason : wus]

9/6/2007 11:45:26 PM

There's a chick who I was good friends with who told me to 'fuck off and have a good life' last semester over the internets.

So I broke all contact.

Now this past weekend, she messages me all friendly like nothing happened and wants to go to the football games with me.

I feel like I should be giving the cold shoulder, but I'm too nice

9/6/2007 11:46:43 PM

Ok, here's one.

Sex is on my mind the majority of the time. I mean, walking around in a Food Lion, watching the evening news, filling out job applications kind of majority.

9/6/2007 11:46:45 PM

^I got news for you...I'd be willing to bet that it's on a lot of people's minds a majority of the time.

9/6/2007 11:47:56 PM

It's different for me, though. I'm usually putting the poor fella in an imaginary scenario he'd rather not be in. I doubt most people daydream about walking around having sex with strangers.

[Edited on September 6, 2007 at 11:49 PM. Reason : V lol]

9/6/2007 11:48:42 PM

who DOESNT think about sex in Food Lion?

9/6/2007 11:48:52 PM

Quote :

"I doubt most people walking around having sex with strangers."

Ohhh, every now and then I envision myself putting a hole in the wall with some random chick-I-saw-in-Food-Dawg's head while I'm pounding away.

9/6/2007 11:50:36 PM

Quote :

"blah:i have an e crush on pilgrims hoes 1. don't we all "

HOLLA

9/7/2007 12:02:23 AM

my lifestyle is going to kill me one day

9/7/2007 12:03:28 PM

i don't think i'm going to pay my bill to the bookstore
if they want they can repo my books

9/7/2007 12:15:30 PM

more like they'll repo your grades

9/7/2007 1:00:37 PM

set em up

9/7/2007 1:03:54 PM