jbrick83 is in peak physical condition?

I didn't know he was that serious. LOL I'm picturing him with one of those oxygen masks on while he logs hours on the treadmill.

6/30/2014 8:18:05 PM

I keep ordering too much in my produce box and I either have to throw something out or freeze it.

6/30/2014 9:49:04 PM

I ate too much.

7/1/2014 3:02:10 PM

1-hour photos are now ready...
Ordered at 7:34 a.m.

fucking walmart

7/2/2014 1:48:55 PM

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"jbrick83 is in peak physical condition?"

I exaggerated.

Although I am at my personal peak. Which at 30...with as much as I drink...I feel is a pretty good accomplishment.

7/2/2014 2:19:39 PM

I took tomorrow off and can't decide whether to stay up late and sleep in or go to bed now and get up early

7/2/2014 11:12:35 PM

so jbrick is face?

7/2/2014 11:16:16 PM

^ Much less drinking and less women (married).

7/3/2014 8:23:27 AM

the fruit in the kitchen at work right now is not organic because of a "vendor issue"

7/3/2014 8:25:51 AM

I am slightly concerned that the Manhattan I'm currently drinking will decrease the quality of sleep I'll get tonight.

7/3/2014 11:37:44 PM

My favorite old nail Polish is starting to get clunky. It's only about 12 yrs old and is my go to in the summertime. Sadness. I know I can probably revitalize it but that requires going to the store and buying that stuff. Soooooooooo

7/4/2014 12:10:34 PM

How are you not out of a polish you've had for 12 years if it's your favorite?

I forgot one of the items I meant to order from drugstore.com and missed the window where you can add things after you place it. I have free shipping with them, so it doesn't really make a difference to me, but I feel guilty that I'm making them pay more postage and I'll have to toss more cardboard.

7/8/2014 2:40:17 PM

I have a 60" LED TV that's developed a 1 pixel wide vertical blue line running down it. Bothers the shit out of me and the 2 year warranty is up. I have a 50" plasma that's basically never used in the basement and works perfectly...but I don't know if I want to downgrade on the size full time or deal with the line

7/8/2014 2:47:18 PM

I only use it in the summertime. And sparingly cause I love it so much?

7/8/2014 4:53:33 PM

Put nail polish remover in it one drop at a time until it thins to the right consistency.

7/8/2014 4:56:35 PM

I just lost my gold starbucks status because I haven't bought enough drinks lately.
Now I won't get my free drinks.

7/17/2014 9:44:16 AM

My phone is inconsistent with its swipe commands. In email and the notification screen, swiping right deletes/dismisses an item. In the text message list, it calls the person. I hate accidentally calling people when I'm trying to delete their texts.

8/28/2014 2:55:40 PM

i am hungry

do not feel like going anywhre

do not feel like ordering food, paying delivery fee, paying tip, waiting

10/8/2014 3:07:09 PM

My friends locked the keys to their Fiat in the car, and don't have an extra key. They are super-pissed because the Fiat is parked behind and blocking their Lexus and Expedition. They have other vehicles.

10/8/2014 11:01:37 PM

Im sure they can call AAA lol, have it towed to the street.

10/8/2014 11:05:18 PM

I always sound higher than I actually am cause opiates, etc...give me crazy dry mouth, and my words get "stuck" together.

10/9/2014 12:42:35 AM

The AA Admiral's Club lounge isn't as nice as the US Air lounge I last frequented.

10/25/2014 1:17:18 PM

http://sfglobe.com/?id=18539&src=cl_18539

11/11/2014 1:23:16 AM

I ordered a Kate Spade purse from the website and they sent me an Outlet version of the purse. Total FWP

11/12/2014 10:11:17 AM

My abs are really sore from yesterday's workout and I am looking at a series of hilarious cat photos. Ouchies.

11/14/2014 12:29:52 PM

^ I saw this yesterday and thought of you:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jobarrow/soft-kitty-warm-kitty
...although that may be what you were laughing at already.

I really want to take my birthday off from work, but I feel like that would make me look a bit immature. Also, it's on a Wednesday this year, which is a silly day to take off.

11/14/2014 2:51:48 PM

When to Best Buy to buy ink for my printer, but they were out of the ink I needed! So what do I do? Buy a new printer than cost the price as the ink for my other printer HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PROBLEM SOLVED BITCHES

1/3/2015 7:22:34 PM

I set up an elaborate ink-refilling station using injection-style manual syringes and saved a lot of money
not

who the fuck ever did that? Expensive ass print-cartridges and no way around it short of buying more or a new printer.

1/3/2015 7:24:49 PM

Pretty fucking irresponsible. Thats how the companies set it up and its killing the planet. Keep selling printers or make a ton of profit on the ink. Sustainable printer design means you only sell one printer to each person.

This is just as bad as the people who buy bottles water.

I dont think its a first world problem either. Advanced societies dont waste.

1/3/2015 8:34:39 PM

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"Advanced societies dont waste."

That has got to be in contention for the 'dumbass statement of the year' all ready!

But at least I don't buy bottled water! I have a filtration system.

[Edited on January 3, 2015 at 9:26 PM. Reason : /]

1/3/2015 9:25:03 PM

Im interested in filtration systems....what do you use?

In fact, what is deionized water? I'm going to google that now.

1/3/2015 10:40:07 PM

DI water has a very low conductivity measurement.

http://www.mbhes.com/conductivity_measurement.htm

I use PUR water filtration (3 stage) system.

[Edited on January 3, 2015 at 10:55 PM. Reason : /]

1/3/2015 10:54:09 PM

More convenient to write it off as something dumb than to change your ways and then brag about it as one of the things that results in being "advanced"

1/4/2015 12:41:52 AM

You people are so sensitive! HAHAHAHAHA

Quit being a bitch.

1/4/2015 8:59:04 AM

1. Peter Coyote's voice reminds me of Keith Olbermann. It finally started bothering me a few parts in to Ken Burns' Roosevelts.

2. I ate out alone last night, which was no big deal until the table of four behind me decided to watch some terrible porn on their phone. It was one of those quiet Thai places with the waterfalls and Muzak-y stuff...and then some porn lady screaming with four idiots remarking on how awful it all was for her. I had to get my meal to-go.

3. I have a bunch of truly pointless work to do.

1/6/2015 2:01:08 PM

DI water is gross (for drinking). LEMME HAVE MY IMPURITIES.

1/6/2015 2:19:17 PM

DI water however is good for making a perfect pot of coffee.

1/6/2015 5:37:54 PM

The cashier rang up my sweet potato as bananas. I had a 25 cents off sweet potatoes rebate in a grocery app that I can't use now.

1/15/2015 5:55:25 PM

When I worked at Kroger, people would do that shit at the self check out all the time

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

1/15/2015 6:02:39 PM

How do you know

1/15/2015 8:08:50 PM

I always have to stay late on the last day of the month @ work which basically means that I can't plan to do anything and I end up drinking a shit load of beer at work and then I don't feel like doing shit all weekend

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

1/30/2015 5:53:04 PM

drinking beer for 2 hours ruins the next 48 hours for dainty little krallum. #rekt

[Edited on January 30, 2015 at 6:05 PM. Reason : .]

1/30/2015 6:05:21 PM

The front side of my house feels a few degrees warmer than the back side, but the back is where our porch is. I just want to work outside in my pajamas and not be slightly chilly when the wind blows. Is that too much to ask?

3/25/2015 12:27:20 PM

My rice has too many calories...

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/simple-rice-cooking-method-drastically-cut-calorie-count/story?id=29905370

3/26/2015 4:05:36 PM

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"The technique involves boiling the rice with a small amount of coconut oil, placing it in the fridge for several hours to cool it down and then microwaving it briefly."

too much work. when I've cooked rice, I want it now.

3/26/2015 4:07:30 PM

battery operated mouse died

do not have another battery, have to use track pad

4/11/2015 2:08:22 PM

Always bothered by people from the 3rd-world countries

4/30/2015 4:16:33 PM

My baller hotel in Boston will only shine black shoes.

5/10/2015 9:53:26 PM

I found a new CRM that I really like to keep track of my customers and clients, still have to follow up on real emails.

5/10/2015 10:28:27 PM

Bird shat in 1/3 full beer cup (3 of 3) while at the Bull day game on Friday.

5/11/2015 11:13:11 AM