God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Post yours
12/30/2009 4:10:10 PM |
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AlexRebbel All American 15028 Posts user info edit post |
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shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
^ & ^^
Those are awesome. lol.
[Edited on December 30, 2009 at 4:23 PM. Reason : .] 12/30/2009 4:21:15 PM |
Solinari All American 16957 Posts user info edit post |
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Rat Soup All American 7669 Posts user info edit post |
one time when i was a cashier at a lowes foods in high school a woman came in really late one night with 2 kids who were probably 3 and 4 years old and she bought condoms, chocolate syrup and whipped cream. 12/30/2009 5:00:43 PM |
1 All American 2599 Posts user info edit post |
12/30/2009 5:03:46 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
What about 3 things that give a cashier the right idea?
12/30/2009 5:07:51 PM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
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BigEgo Not suspended 24374 Posts user info edit post |
most of these were pretty lame 12/30/2009 5:17:19 PM |
Solinari All American 16957 Posts user info edit post |
you have to admit peter pan dvd + cucumber dildo is a pretty good one 12/30/2009 5:27:37 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
yep, just as lame as the last time this thread was made 12/30/2009 5:27:58 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
12/30/2009 5:34:12 PM |
Solinari All American 16957 Posts user info edit post |
^ I got the wrong idea too 12/30/2009 5:34:48 PM |
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Solinari All American 16957 Posts user info edit post |
^ haha very original... A+++ 12/30/2009 6:44:56 PM |
AlexRebbel All American 15028 Posts user info edit post |
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aaronburro Sup, B 52906 Posts user info edit post |
ahahaha, that is fuckin hilarious 12/30/2009 7:47:28 PM |
JeepMan311 All American 1620 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on December 31, 2009 at 12:30 AM. Reason : .]
12/31/2009 12:29:40 AM |
jtw208 5290 Posts user info edit post |
bump for funnier and more successful thread 6/1/2010 9:29:58 AM |
occamsrezr All American 6985 Posts user info edit post |
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Having actually seen this combination at the store, I promptly said to the woman who was checking out with it, "Looks like someone's been a good boy."
The cashier just cracked up.
6/1/2010 10:42:57 AM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
i used to work night shift at HT. two 40-something gals came in and bought a huge ugly cucumber and lube at 3 am. i was 6/1/2010 10:48:11 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
when i cashiered a man bought 2 things. 24 pack of bud light and bendy straws
I totally called him out] 6/1/2010 11:20:16 AM |
Big4Country All American 11907 Posts user info edit post |
We have a lot of people that will come in the store multiple times per night to buy a single can of beer. Others come in and buy a lot of beer at once and do the same less than a week later. Now everyone just assumes they are alcoholics. 6/1/2010 11:25:19 AM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
thread is pure gold
6/1/2010 11:42:17 AM |
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BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
I'll give you twelve:
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arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
This thread has reminded me that I need to go by the store for a few things I'm running low on 6/1/2010 1:59:07 PM |
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^ only if you really knew what that could do. Compared to most of this stuff, that seems relatively down to earth. 6/1/2010 2:57:35 PM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
whats the reaction going to be for those of us who are uninformed? 6/1/2010 3:11:24 PM |
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yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ Makes a lovely little explosion. I'd say you'd want a two liter for a bigger bang, but okay.
6/1/2010 8:17:53 PM |
skyfallen All American 944 Posts user info edit post |
i always enjoy going through with prenatal vitamins, poise pads, and prescriptions for phenobarb, zoloft, and diazepam.
and trying to explain that all but the prenatal vitamins are for my dog gets me even weirder looks...
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Walter All American 7723 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "http://skepbitch.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/ky-jelly-4.jpg" |
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yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
Adding a bible to any of the previous combinations ensures extra lulz. :3 6/2/2010 8:29:21 PM |