hahaha I got invited to a JO party and this was the tagline

Just a JO party, no gay stuff, but I thought it was pretty funny

4/7/2010 1:30:09 PM

who invited you to said party?

4/7/2010 1:32:38 PM

Clyde, buddy from HS

4/7/2010 1:33:04 PM

He invited himself. The novelty of JOing has worn off for Slave Famous, so he does this role playing shit to try and spice things up.

4/7/2010 1:33:14 PM

no gay stuff

4/7/2010 1:34:10 PM

tell me this is fake

4/7/2010 1:35:22 PM

"Party" is sort of a misnomer

Its more of a marathon

4/7/2010 1:37:42 PM

how is jacking off with a bunch of guys not homosexual in any way?

4/7/2010 1:56:25 PM

well you would have to be turned on by the guys for it to be a homosexual activity.

two guys jacking off next to eachother, while possibly uncomfortable for both, does not automatically make it a homosexual activity.

[Edited on April 7, 2010 at 2:27 PM. Reason : haha clarifying it makes it sound like ive done it]

[Edited on April 7, 2010 at 2:32 PM. Reason : .]

4/7/2010 2:26:48 PM

so as long as all parties involved are uncomfortable then it isn't gay.

I always thought it was only gay if balls touched

4/7/2010 2:31:40 PM

how do you know if the guy next to you is actually jacking off unless you look, making you a cocklooker? if you're holding your cock in your hand, jacking off, while looking at another man's cock...

i don't know, man, i'm pretty sure that's homosexual behavior

i mean, by your reasoning, the other dude could be jacking you off and that's also not gay

4/7/2010 2:32:28 PM

no, then it becomes sexual interaction. whether wanted or not, at that point you should probably ask the dude with your dick in his hand.

i wasn't aware that seeing a dick made one gay.

if thats the case im never going to the gym again, for fear i get converted against my will, or else ill wear my horse blinders.



[Edited on April 7, 2010 at 2:34 PM. Reason : .]

4/7/2010 2:33:48 PM

There's a common stimulus at these things, be it a big screen porn, a live nude woman, a live sex show, etc...

The attendees beat to the stimulus, not to each other

4/7/2010 2:34:21 PM

Quote :

"i wasn't aware that seeing a dick made one gay."

good thing i didn't say it did, then, right?

4/7/2010 2:34:31 PM

lol

your uncomfortableness with your own inadequacies is not something im here to unpack, sport.

4/7/2010 2:35:37 PM

^ have you tried reading what i wrote, or did you decide to make something up in your head?

Quote :

"if you're holding your cock in your hand, jacking off, while looking at another man's cock... i don't know, man, i'm pretty sure that's homosexual behavior"

reading comprehension FTW, sport.

[Edited on April 7, 2010 at 2:36 PM. Reason : ]

4/7/2010 2:36:07 PM

Don't worry, quagmire, you can bring your hat

We may even use it as a target of sorts

4/7/2010 2:37:10 PM

jimmy hat? why for?

no worries...you see, i have actual sex...you know, with WOMEN

i appreciate the invite, though

[Edited on April 7, 2010 at 2:38 PM. Reason : .]

4/7/2010 2:37:35 PM

playing DA here, just because its in your field of vision doesnt mean youre using it as the impetus for your own stimulation

otherwise i guess i better start figuring out how to fuck my macbook

4/7/2010 2:37:49 PM

JO parties aren't strictly for those who don't practice intercourse

Most people who practice intercourse still masturbate on a regular basis, yes?

This simply gives them a different avenue in which to do so

4/7/2010 2:40:15 PM

Quote :

"playing DA here, just because its in your field of vision doesnt mean youre using it as the impetus for your own stimulation otherwise i guess i better start figuring out how to fuck my macbook"

it's cute that you think you've actually read what i wrote

why would the cock of the guy right next to you be in your field of vision if you're watching a porn on the television? is the guy next to you standing on the screen? you might have a point if you're watching a couple having sex in person, but at what point do y'all realize you're pathetic and go find an actual woman to have sex with, instead?

to each their own...again, i'll "settle" for having an actual sex life while y'all can jack off all over each other, if that's your thing

4/7/2010 2:42:07 PM

I'll assume the men that attend this "party" do not have girlfriends. If my boyfriend attend such a thing I'd call him gay.

4/7/2010 2:43:08 PM

ITT we resolve our latent homosexuality masked with a false alphamale bravado

4/7/2010 2:43:21 PM

Quote :

"I'll assume the men that attend this "party" do not have girlfriends."

it's probably quite likely

Quote :

"If my boyfriend attend such a thing I'd call him gay."

good call

also, doesn't "no lips below the hips" imply no women...which would imply all men? a bunch of men, jacking off, with NO women present...yeah, totally straight

[Edited on April 7, 2010 at 2:46 PM. Reason : .]

4/7/2010 2:44:53 PM

Most people actually have partners and use it as an "escape" of sorts

Do they tell their girlfriend/wife they're attending? Probably not

But its no different than not telling her you went to the strip club

4/7/2010 2:47:24 PM

Quote :

"But its no different than not telling her you went to the strip club"

except that most guys attend strip clubs where WOMEN strip

your party implies no women whatsoever...so what you really meant was:

Quote :

"But its no different than not telling her you went to the all-male strip club"

4/7/2010 2:49:02 PM

haha you seem to think im endorsing the event. im merely exploring your misconceived definition of homosexuality.

4/7/2010 2:49:29 PM

I'd be perfectly fine with my boyfriend going to a strip club, but a JO party, not so much.

4/7/2010 2:49:29 PM

And I'm saying there is a female stimulus on the premises

So its nothing like an all male strip club

4/7/2010 2:50:57 PM

Quote :

"im merely exploring your misconceived definition of homosexuality."

i'm not sure blatantly misunderstanding my response due to an inability to read completely is "exploring" anything but your desire to change the discussion into something more entertaining to you

if homosexuality is entertaining to you, that's cool...i swear, i have NO problem with gay people...i do pity those of you that are unable to accept your homosexual tendencies, though, because you should be feel safe expressing who you really are without fear of criticism

Quote :

"And I'm saying there is a female stimulus on the premises So its nothing like an all male strip club"

so the dumbass who organized the jack off party didn't understand his own tagline?

awesome.

[Edited on April 7, 2010 at 2:53 PM. Reason : .]

4/7/2010 2:51:51 PM

you dont include the entertainment on your guest list.

4/7/2010 2:53:35 PM

The woman doesn't fellate anyone

Hence, no lips below the hips

She merely dances for our amusement, often accompanied by others

4/7/2010 2:53:42 PM

It seems like if this is the kind of party that does it for you.....

It'd be a waste of time not to at least get your dick sucked

4/7/2010 2:54:19 PM

Quote :

"The woman doesn't fellate anyone Hence, no lips below the hips"

i can see how you might think this

but i'm betting the organizer really means there will be no one with "lips below the hips"

4/7/2010 2:54:53 PM

Trust me, thats not the intent

4/7/2010 2:56:28 PM

you won't know until you go!

4/7/2010 2:56:48 PM

This isn't my first rodeo

4/7/2010 2:57:52 PM

so you guys can kiss and suck on each others' nipples?

4/7/2010 2:58:28 PM

No contact at all except for high 5s, pounds, chest bumps and Brett Favre ass slaps

4/7/2010 2:59:50 PM

and earlobes...nibbling earlobes is awesome

4/7/2010 3:00:05 PM

do..... do people really do this???



btw I've been trying to get my bf to go to a strip club and still haven't been able to

4/7/2010 3:00:33 PM

I will go to this strip club with you Samwise16

And isn't he your fiance now?

[Edited on April 7, 2010 at 3:02 PM. Reason : .]

4/7/2010 3:01:19 PM

April 10th

9 o'clock

Pm me for directions

4/7/2010 3:01:20 PM

^2 oh yeah... fiance' I'm still getting used to the transition

I think seedy strip clubs are funny



no one answered me though... does this shit really happen?

4/7/2010 3:02:27 PM

Quote :

"btw I've been trying to get my bf to go to a strip club and still haven't been able to"

Quote :

"And isn't he your fiance now?"

bf= best friend = me ??


^Slave Famous obviously does this. I think differently of him now.

[Edited on April 7, 2010 at 3:04 PM. Reason : weeeiiiird]

4/7/2010 3:02:59 PM

Yes, like I said

Its like Eyes Wide Shut, minus all but one of the chicks

and the masks

4/7/2010 3:03:04 PM

^2 I originally meant boyfriend but we can change it to best friend and then we can go to Pure Gold together




How can any of the dudes get it up knowing another dude is doing that next to him?

4/7/2010 3:05:29 PM

HOLD THE FUCK UP!!!

Does JO party stand for JERK OFF PARTY??

What the fuck is this shit?

If there is no chick there then this is totally GAY!

If there is a chick there and you jerk off on her then that is a bukkake party and still gay just not as gay.

4/7/2010 3:06:23 PM

Quote :

"How can any of the dudes get it up knowing another dude is doing that next to him?"

I've never been a fan of that exact scenario and as such I have never once been to a strip club. I guess I just don't care to go to such a facility.

4/7/2010 3:06:53 PM

What if you had a private room at the strip club?

4/7/2010 3:07:31 PM